Almost every tailgate vehicle we come across features ridiculous, over-the-top team graphics that no one would take seriously outside of a gameday setting. But if you’re looking for something serious (or know someone fond of the military), we have something for you — provided you are a fan of the Houston Texans.
Currently up for sale in Houston is this patriotic Texans tailgate van, which features a “God Bless Our Troops” slogan, Navy emblem and NFL logo. If the league could regulate what people drove into their parking lots, they’d probably all look like this van.
Details from the seller:
1996 DODGE MAXI VAN ,V 8, AUTO ,POWER WINDOWS, ALLOYS, CUSTOM GRAPHICS AND INTERIOR….. PLENTY OF ROOM FOR TAILGATING SUPPLIES.ONLY 76 K MILES…..$4995 CASH
Honestly. We can’t help but think of all the paid patriotism funds teams have gotten while looking at this thing, but hey, different strokes for different folks. If someone wants to ride around in something that has the NFL logo plastered on it, go for it.
A look around
You will probably need to get rid of this season ticket holder sticker:
Good look at the shield:
Texans themed seating:
And plenty of booze storage: