How many beers are you going to drink this weekend?
50? 65? More? You have 3 1/2 days to crush those totals. I could tell late Thursday that your ass had already cashed out for the week. And you’ll skip out at lunch today. You’ll be at the golf course by 2. You’ll be at the 19th hole by 5:30-6. You’ll be at dinner drinking more by 7:30. You’ll then hit a bar for dessert drinks and then you’ll eventually head home to do some porch drinking. I know you guys too well by now. Don’t pace yourself. Don’t take it easy. Summer has started and you’re encouraged to pound booze for 72 hours and then complain how tired you are next Tuesday. Send pics of the madness you see over the holiday.
Next generation of gamblers in Vegas
You know how Vegas is now pretty much just a giant nightclub for California and Arizona douchebags? And how the next generation of slot monkeys is dwindling? Nevada is pushing for slot machines that will play like video games where you’ll actually have to use skill to win money. It’s a brilliant move. You get the California and Arizona douchebags to blow money playing video games before they go to the clubs.
Numbers from @ESPNStatsInfo:
James Harden joins Hakeem Olajuwon as the only players in Rockets history with at least 35 Pts, 5 Reb, 5 Ast in a conference finals game
And he f’d up the final play of the game.