Jessica Alba Still At The Beach, Bob Knight Is Done & Philip Rivers Playing Softball

By Joe Kinsey

 
Today might be one of the most worthless days of TV that you’re going to find this year. We’re still dealing with exhibition baseball. ESPNU is forcing high school basketball down your throat. So…here’s my suggestion to those of you who are younger and don’t have a girlfriend or wife nagging you. Go to the bar, start getting drunk by 7 and your ass won’t need sports by 11 when you’re passed out on your couch.
 
• Sexy Duke Superfans (I’m not joking)
• Looks like T Swift really is dating that Calvin Harris douche
• Bob Knight gets shitcanned
• Phillies CF wearing a Hooters tank top
• White Sox selling ribs in batting helmet!
• Philip Rivers playing softball w/a mullet this week
• Florida: Woman offers cop oral if he’ll let her go (mugshot)
• Dear god….more of Jessica Alba in the water

Stealing Home Video of the Week

Sandwich of the Day

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