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Playoff Probability
The Denver Broncos now have the highest probability of winning the Super Bowl at 13%. Four teams have all but clinched their playoff spot: Denver (85%), Arizona (80%), Dallas (84%) and Indianapolis (84%). The big loser this week has to be the Bears. At 3-4 and with Green Bay and Detroit in front of them, the Bears now have a 17% probability of making the playoffs. The Browns, despite their fans screaming at me that the season IS NOT OVER, the season is over. A 22% probability of making the playoffs after Week 7 means you aren’t making the playoffs. You know who else is in big trouble? Seattle: 27%.
Shit That White People Like
Picking pumpkins at a farmer’s market that has pony rides, pigs, goats, donuts, apple cider and giant $10 mums. I heard one blonde suburban mom on Sunday call out for her kids “Chloe & Carter” over by the caged rabbits. I pretty much knew I was in the heart of shit white people like on a sunny fall Sunday.
Numbers from @ESPNStatsInfo:

Last Colts QB to throw a TD pass before Peyton Manning’s 1st was Jim Harbaugh. Marvin Harrison caught both Harbaugh’s last and Manning’s 1st

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