Know a Detroit Tigers fan who has been bragging about drinking some expensive vodka while watching Joe Nathan blow another save? There’s a good chance that’s stolen vodka. Ohio cops are looking for this punk after a brazen vodka heist.
According to WTOL CBS 11 in Toledo:
Rossford Police are asking for the public’s help identifying a man they say stole expensive vodka from a liquor store. The man can be seen in surveillance photos wearing a Detroit Tigers sweatshirt.
Police say the man took vodka from Corks Wine and Liquor, then left the parking lot in a tan Buick Rendezvous.
I don’t get this. Who steals high-end vodka these days? How big of a vodka snob do you have to be to go top shelf? Talk about getting greedy. That’s why I’m kinda pissed about this story. The guy could’ve gone Popov and I would just feel sorry for him. If you go after a bottle of Zyr, I hope the cops bring down the hammer. Don’t get greedy and the public will blow off this story and not turn you in.
Everyone be on high alert.