$100 says she can’t find Germany on a blank map.
I’m not even going to waste my time looking into when Rihanna became a Germany fan. There’s a phrase my NSFW Black Dude friends like to use in these instances: Dick ridin’.
Someone explain to me her affiliation with Germany. I’m confused. I did a “Germany” word search on her Wikipedia page and can only find one use of “Germany.” ONE!
Remember when Rihanna was rooting for Portugal over Germany?