The Jameis Winston Crab Leg Theft Video Is Pretty Boring


 
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLt6Z7n1Kbc]
 
That’s it?
Wait, you mean I don’t get to see Publix crab leg cops chasing Winston into the parking lot? I don’t get to see Winston hauling ass to his getaway car in the parking lot? That’s the casual look of someone who has had a few crab leg rodeos with Publix.
Someone in security obviously didn’t get the memo that the dude who brought a national championship and the Heisman to Tallahassee doesn’t pay for crab legs. You don’t see much concern on from Jameis. Crab legs night!
 
 
 

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