First of all, huge congratulations to the guys at IllegalShift.com for calling county courthouses in Arkansas trying to find some sort of proof whether a Peyton Hillis wedding went down this week. You might remember how Busted Coverage told the world a wedding was going down Tuesday - an NFL off-day - and that Hillis was tying the knot. Folks, the Cleveland media still hasn't figured this one out. Shame on you, Carl Monday. JUMP!
2011 has been a very strange season for Browns RB Peyton Hillis. In one of the most shocking moments in video game history, he's named cover boy for Madden '12. Of course that means that he's instantly cursed. But is something even bigger than a curse going on behind closed doors? Bigger than that contract situation? Bigger than the strep throat issue that mysteriously sent him home during Week 3? Could Hillis actually be getting married today? JUMP!
Who is @ScottPetrak? He's some journalist notebook jockey for the Elyria Chronicle-Telegram and has the Browns beat. Here's what Scott Dog dropped on the Twitter-verse today: "Sorry, single ladies. Hot rumor from
#Browns locker room: RB Peyton Hillis is engaged." And with that, disgusting, 230-pounders from Broadview Heights had their hearts ripped from their chests. Our investigators start the hunt for the future Mrs. Hillis. JUMP!