Where was Gronk on Saturday? Not at the bikini bash going on in his backyard pool. Party Boy was supposed...
The final straggler photos from the Gronk South Padre Fiesta came in over the weekend & we're told by tipsters that this is the Jizz Blaster doing work on thick thighs at one of South Padre's bars. Of course we've been taking plenty of sh*t over the last week for our Gronk coverage. Look, there is something very black & white you morons need to realize - we love this guy. Of course he's a pageview generator. Of course he parties. We love it. Repeat, love it! JUMP!
What did you guys expect from Gronk when it's like 90-degrees, there's beer to be pounded and young broads that need to be impressed? Again, he's 22. Forget the fact that he has two NFL seasons behind him. The Jizz Blaster is on Spring Break, dammit. So the beer bong photos are starting to roll in from South Padre. Maybe you remember Meat earlier this morning nearly passed out in a golf cart and eating pizza. The Gronk HAM Tour is going just fine.
Did you expect The Gronk to go easy during his second consecutive week of Spring Break? Meathead is going extra HAM on South Padre Island as we speak and BC just can't get enough of this bro. Imagine being 22, the best tight end in the NFL and bros just lining up to party with you. Imagine being allowed behind the bar to mix drinks at some South Padre Island bar. Imagine having the world by the balls. JUMP!
Now that everyone has digested the big, "Gronk might have hooked up with 16-year-old in Aruba" news dropped yesterday here on BC, let's get to even more Gronk Fiesta nuggets. What would you say if we told you Meathead flew from Aruba to South Padre for another week of spring break? Of course you'd say that there are some broads that should be on notice for like five days of Fiesta(ing). You've been warned. JUMP!