Was going to leave Melissa Satta photo galleries to our link partners and just blow off her Miami trip as one of those bikini trips we kinda ignore. However, the more we look into this Satta and AC Milan boyfriend Kevin-Prince Boateng trip, the more we get the feeling the U.S. citizen is about to go on a wild summer of bikini blasting spree. Oh, and did Satta get the rack worked on? Those things look a little inflated since the last time BC posted her pics. JUMP!
Of course these are pretty much NSFW pics of German model Micaela Schaefer in bodypaint at the Brandenburg Gate to support her German national team in the Euro 2012, which opened this afternoon. Blah, blah, blah. Now, we know you guys think we're just posting these photos because Micaela is pretty much naked. To the contrary! We want you to focus on everything in the photos besides Ms. Schaefer's bodypaint. JUMP!
Who taught these El Salvador assholes how to fight at soccer games? This is from RFK Stadium (notice those sun bleached seats) over the weekend where El Salvador futbol fans decided to throw down. That's not the real story. Focus on the effort of these soccer d-bags. In jorts. Sandals. Inadvertent hammer fist punches. And like four minutes of fighting without security giving two sh*ts. JUMP!
Our old friend in Houston, Scott, really wants you to see the 2012 crop of Dynamo Girls. In case you didn't realize it, certain teams in the MLS have cheerleaders that perform the normal routines at halftime and act as spokesmodels in the community. Normal stuff. But the Dynamo Girls are different. They're actually hot. Shakin' it on the MLS level isn't exactly a big career jump for a cheerleader. However, in Houston, it's quite an honor. JUMP!
Via: According to an Iowa City police criminal complaint, as officers were observing the City High boys’ soccer game at Longfellow Elementary School Wednesday evening, they witnessed a man run onto the field and attempt to pull his son out of the game. Doyle allegedly told officers his son couldn’t play soccer anymore because his grades were too poor. The father told police he let his temper “get the best of him.” COOLEST DAD – EVER!
As you know by know, pinup model Jordan Carver is a woman who will model pretty much anything as long as her giant fake boobs are flopped out in the photos. We've even seen a gallery where she's jerking around with eggs and Chef Boyardee. Usually these scenes are logical moments in life where the cleav-bombs make sense. Today, however, we get this set of soccer pics. Seriously, worst possible sport for this chick. Somebody is going to get killed. JUMP!
Via: A topless female protestor has again attacked the trophy to be awarded at Euro 2012, knocking it to the floor at an exhibition in Dnepropetrovsk, Ukraine, on Monday, the Femen group to which the protestors belong said Monday. The protestor was accompanied by a French journalist for Marie Claire magazine, and both were arrested afterwards together with several journalists, the group said. Finally, protestors we can fully support in the Ukraine. Do you take PayPal?
Are you kidding me? Picking your nose at the Champions League final? Don't your know that there are like 200 million viewers watching you on Sky Sports? Get it! Push that pinkie right up in there. DO IT! Anyway, Chelsea won in a shootout in case you care. In NBA news, the Spurs can now go on a summer vacation after sweeping the Clippers, 102-99. When does the Western Conference Finals start? June 2? Let's get rollin'!
After Chelsea beat Bayern Munich 4-3 in penalty kicks, David Luiz gave this awkward interview in which he was definitely drunk. The Chelsea forward was probably completely physically drained and filled with shots of hard liquor after one of the most amazing finishes in soccer. Not only is he wearing a giant blue Chelsea hat but he starts wiggling his tongue back and forth at the camera. JUMP!
Way back in 2009 Busted Coverage introduced the Internet to a Florida State soccer player named Margo Mcauley. It was just one of our normal hot chick posts. Nothing special. She had about a dozen bikini photos and a great tan. That was then. Last night we received an email tipping us off to the news that Margo is now one of the Axe girls and that a new commercial will feature the former Florida State soccer player sweating & playing with a soccer ball.JUMP!
While Chelsea is officially into the 2012 UEFA Champions League finals, there's still business to settle between Real Madrid & FC Bayern Munich. Bayern holds a 2-1 lead in the first leg of the semifinals match (Wedneday, April 25, 2:45 p.m. ET | Fox Soccer Channel). Cristiano Ronaldo says his team will overcome the one-goal lead. "It's a big game [on Wednesday] and we're going to win it because we're playing in front of our fans," he told reporters. JUMP!
Everyone gets all crazy over inadvertent porn these days. Guilty as charged. Usually this sh*t is isolated to a few blogs and is forgotten two hours later. But when that inadvertent porn is on your Spanish sports newspaper, it creates headlines around the world. You see that cover (left)? Look closely. What do you see over Messi's right shoulder? One of the best ever, right? It goes straight into the hall of fame. JUMP!
Ever go to a NYC strip club and ask the beautiful ladies where their homeland is on a globe? 7 out of 10 will be from Ukraine. Not kidding. Lots of 'novas in those clubs. Which brings us to the UEFA Euro 2012 taking place this summer in the former piece of the Soviet empire. Yes, we've checked. There will be cheerleaders at the Euro. And they'll all be hot. And if there is a country in Europe that knows cheerleaders it's the Ukraine. The place is crawling. JUMP!
You know, usually we're of the mind that soccer players are pussies who claim to run for like 80 minutes but really stand around for like 15 of those minutes just watching some tool kick the ball back and forth with another tool. Then we watched APOEL's Paulo Jorge take a teammates melon to the mouth. The result: teeth just flying around the pitch. Jorge's team got drilled, too. JUMP!
Via: FIVE Hibs fans have been arrested after trouble following last month’s Scottish Cup match against Ayr United saw one man lose an ear. There was “serious violent disorder” at Glasgow Central Station after the match, with one man taken to hospital and the severed body part found. Detective Inspector Grant Cathcart said “Football-related antisocial behaviour will not be tolerated and we will continue to work closely with all Scottish forces to take action.”
Of course you didn't realize there was a Mexico vs. Canada Olympic qualifier this weekend at Livestrong Sporting Park in K.C. The useless news: Mexico won the match, 3-1. The more interesting tidbit from this game: some Mexico fan one-punch KO'd a couple of Honduras bros in the best one-sided fan fight of the weekend. Wait, what were Honduras fans doing at a Canada-Mexico match? It was a doubleheader. Honduras faced El Salvador. JUMP!
Who you got in this fight? Crazy Muslims starting sh*t with Diego Maradona's WAG? Or Diego Maradona and his batsh*t crazy mustache going into the crowd last night at a stadium in the United Arab Emirates? You see, Diego has seen his share of soccer fan fights over the years. Just think of those wars in the Italian Serie A league. And who knows when homeboy is jacked up on coke. Wrong move, UAE WAG hecklers. Diego is coming for your asses. JUMP!
Cristiano Ronaldo's WAG Irina Shayk spent the weekend in Miami because that's what hot chicks do with their girlfriends on Sweet 16 weekend. You know how all your 'cool' buddies at work get fired up about going to Vegas for #1 vs. #16 games on the first weekend of March Madness? We hear that Euro WAGs consider Sweet 16 weekend their time to 'get away' and act like fools. Our spies tell us that Shayk had a OSU-Louisville-UK-UNC moneyline parlay that got busted. JUMP!
The only excuse for you guys not watching this soccer video is that your work has blocked YouTube. The rest of you idiots at work are recommended - AT THIS MOMENT - to watch as white boy unloads a left foot to the grill of Huan-Yi during this soccer match that's making its rounds today. Watch closely because you're about to see the biggest thug move in soccer history. JUMP!
So Real Madrid played Real Betis this weekend and, of course, Madrid won the game thanks to a two-goal day from Cristiano Ronaldo in a 3-2 victory. Blah, blah, blah. Of course we're not going to get into the intricacies of international soccer because you guys have like 3 minutes of jerking off time at work. Let's cut to the chase, C Ron scores a goal and a Betis fan starts grabbing his junk. Suck this, Ronaldo. JUMP!
We thought it was a prerequisite for world-class soccer players to have model girlfriends. Well, Atalanta winger Ezequiel Schelotto just thumbed his nose at the rules. He broke up with his model girlfriend, Mariana Diarco, but get a load of the reason why. His family deemed her "too sexy." Apparently, they were just tired of seeing her naked body everywhere. Well, they can go to hell. We like her naked body.JUMP!
Two big questions going around the BC office today. (1.) Is that really Alex Morgan in the bodpainted bikini for Sports Illustrated? (2.) If it is, did she really need airbrushed to that extreme? Don't get us wrong, there are other questions like "What lucky soul was given the job of painting that region?" Anyway, the Internet is freaking out today over the Team USA smokeshow and her upcoming appearance in the SI swimsuit issue. JUMP!
Gotta admit that we'd never heard of hot German chick Lena Gercke until this afternoon when she came into our lives via her new work on the cover of GQ Germany. The model and her Real Madrid futbol playing boyfriend Sami Khedira. He's a 24-year-old German national playing midfield for Madrid. Lena is 23, won the 2006 Germany's Next Topmodel competition and is traveling the world modeling bras & underwear. JUMP!
Some Egyptians have taken soccer hooliganism to a whole new level. By this time there are probably more than 100 people dead after fans of Al-Masry and Al-Ahly rushed the field throwing stones and sticks following the teams' match Wednesday night. More than 1,000 are injured. Not even the players were safe. We're talking about some crazy shit. Here's how it all got started. Check the video!
Via: Phil Gannon, 58, was caught on camera apparently aiming abuse at Patrice Evra during the match against Manchester United. Police are still reviewing the footage and yesterday released the him on bail after questioning. The father also wrote on Facebook that his interests include 'inter-continental rioting' and 'global regime change'. And d-bag politicians want to enact SOPA. You want to kill off screencappers? They're free police investigators.
Usually British people are normally pail but in this case Sir Alex Ferguson looks either frost bitten or sunburned beyond belief. Manchester United met Arsenal at Emirates Stadium where these two bitter rivals faced off. A Manchester United player was carried off on a stretcher after a his ankle bent 90 degrees. Video of Valencia scoring an amazing header goal to end the first half after the JUMP!
Let's face it, football is going to dominate your Sunday viewing schedule thanks to a 11 a.m. EST match featuring Manchester U. vs. Arsenal on Fox which leads in nicely to CBS coverage of Patriots-Ravens at 3, followed by 49ers-Giants on Fox at 6:30. Of course you know the Man U. & Gunners rivalry is legendary, going back at least a century. There is, however, another battle between these teams. The WAG War. Who has the hotter WAGs? You make the call. JUMP!
We've got another hot soccer WAG for you and you probably already know her. She's pop star Shakira. You know, the chick with the ass not named J Lo . Unfortunately for you, she's getting hitched to F.C. Barcelona defenseman Gerard Pique . Somehow, their relationship floated largely under the radar, but no more! Here are the details and a nice little gallery of Pique's future wife just for you. Check it!
There's something wrong when one of the world's hottest women can't get a front-row seat to a second-rate basketball game. Wouldn't you say? Irina Shayk and fiancee Cristiano Ronaldo had to sit in the second row when they went to see Real Madrid play F.C. Barcelona in a nail-biter last week. What the hell is that? Fortunately for sports hottest power couple the result was better than when Ronaldo's team played Barca in soccer. Check it!
While Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo is off being his controversial self, saying La Liga is a superior league to the English Premier League, is fiancee, model Irina Shayk is doing God's work. Shayk stripped down for the February issue of Esquire UK and they've leaked some photos. Naturally, we gobbled them up and gathered them right here for you. Here's Irina in all her glory and the latest on the world's best goal scorer. Check it!
What is Manchester United without Wayne Rooney? They're probably no better than the last place Blackburn Rovers... or so it seems. The Red Devils lost to the Rovers after Sir Alex Ferguson benched Rooney for -- get this -- going out to dinner with his wife and a couple teammates. You don't eat no dinner here, Rooney! So says a dude with a Sir in front of his name! Here are the details of this unfortunate incident. Check it!
We leave Matt The Screencapper by himself this weekend and wouldn't you know it his head is squarely up the ass of the NFL and ridiculous college bowl games. Meanwhile, WAGs Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti are STILL hanging on Miami Beach. These broads might as well get citizenship. Out of 26 days this month there have probably been 3 days they haven't been on the beach. Guess who was in a bikini for Christmas? Galanti. A blue one. JUMP!
Barcelona forward David Villa broke his leg in a Club World Cup match with Al Sadd. The injury will require surgery and keep the Spaniard on the shelf for up to five months, leaving his status for the European Championships in jeopardy. And, if you're not a soccer fan, but you are a fan of gruesome injuries, then we've got something for you too. You probably don't want to watch on your iPhone while snapping chicken wings. You've been warned. Check it!
We're about to get out of her for the weekend, but not before this gaffe from ESPN gets posted. An intern better get his/her resume together. That's a Barcelona logo on the right. One of you soccer dorks might be able to fill us in on what that is on the left, but from our Google Image searching, it doesn't look like a Man. U. logo. Go ahead, destroy us in the comments section as being idiots. It's going to be slow sports weekend. Direct all hate mail to: firstname.lastname@example.org
The hottest WAG in the world has finally shed her cloths. We are, of course, talking about Cristiano Ronaldo's fiancee and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Irina Shayk. Her old man was just named a finalist for the Ballon d’Or, but Shayk has made us completely forget about that with her shoot for Germaine De Capuccini Skin Care. Guess what? We've gathered the photos for you right here. Check it!
It's that time of year when WAG bikini galleries start to pop up from the shores of Australia & South America. So imagine our shock when Keith in Charlotte sent us a link to Venezuelan Aida Yespica (flowery bikini) & fellow WAG Paraguayan Claudia Galanti soaking up rays yesterday in Miami. Yespica (was) a BC favorite thanks to her penchant to pick fights with other WAGs. Um, what's that in your hand. We've moved on....to Galanti! Ass shots! JUMP!