Drunk Athletes - page 2

Apr 8, 2013

Jerry Jones & His Draft Beer In A Koozie At Arkansas Horse Races

Jerry Jones was in Hot Springs, Arkansas over the weekend for the running of the Bacholor Stakes at Oaklawn race...

Apr 1, 2013

Chipper Jones Getting Drunk At Tonight’s Braves-Phillies Opener [VIDEO]

As we’ve shown you guys over the last few months, Chipper Jones is really enjoying retirement. Larry is at tonight’s...

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Mar 27, 2013

Marshall Henderson Uses Greatest Pickup Line In Sports History

You’ve got another thing coming if you thought Marshall Henderson was gonna let one silly, little loss to LaSalle kill...

Mar 19, 2013

Jimmy Clausen & Golden Tate’s Rum Punch Spring Break In Antigua [PHOTOS]

Name a bigger college bro tandem in the NFL than Jimmy Clausen and Golden Tate? You can’t. Don’t bother trying....

Mar 18, 2013

Johnny Cabo Gets One Final Kiss As Spring Break Ends [PHOTOS]

And it’s all over. Johnny Cabo has officially ended Spring Break 2013 in Mexico and it’s now back to online...

Mar 11, 2013

Greg Oden Bar Watch: He’s Already Putting Cleveland Drunks On His Back!

While the Cleveland Plain Dealer was busy covering Greg Oden sitting in Dan Gilbert’s sideline seats at Friday’s Grizzlies-Cavs game,...

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Mar 7, 2013

Jerry Jones Went Drinking Last Night At A Bar Louie

Jerry Jones might be 70, but the guy knows exactly where to hang to pick up chicks that are young...

Drunk Mo Vaughn Wearing Indians Hat In Queens Bar?

To be honest, I’ve been Twitter hunting Mo Vaughn for a solid 12 weeks. Ever since last April when we...

Mar 4, 2013

Gronk Also Competed In Rope Drill Race At Cosmo Super Bowl Party

While everyone is freaking out over Gronk dropping a DDT on a friend while dancing shirtless in some Vegas club,...

Feb 6, 2013

Warren Sapp Drank A Little Champagne At His 40th Birthday Celebration [PHOTOS]

Warren Sapp turned 40 on Wednesday and treated the big event as you’d expect. There were multiple bottles of Ace...

Dec 21, 2012

Oct 5, 2012

Jim McMahon Still Medicating His Dementia With Coors Light & Golf

By now it’s pretty well known that Jim McMahon is struggling with dementia and other brain ailments. Sad seeing “the...

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Jul 19, 2012

Jim McMahon Still Drinking Beers [PHOTOS]

You know why it's hard to dislike Jim McMahon? This guy can barely remember his wife's name, forgets why he walked into a room, yet he's still drinking like a champ. Still throwing down Coors. Is that a blue Solo shot glass at a recent Kenny Chesney concert? If dementia and a damaged brain is going to turn him into a vegetable, he's at least going to party until the end. JUMP!

Jul 16, 2012

Here’s Jay Mariotti Drinking At Moby Concert Over The Weekend

The guys at JerseyChaser.com just happened to be at the Moby concert in L.A. on Saturday and so was A-list asshole Jay Mariotti looking lonely. Of course the last time this guy was officially seen in public it was the night in 2010 when he was arrested for roughing up his girlfriend. Jay told Jersey Chaser he was waiting on a chick. We're calling bullshit on that story. Go read the rest of the report. Life seems to be treating Jay very well.

Jul 11, 2012

Kyle Orton Is Drinking Publicly – Again [PHOTOS]

And here we thought Kyle Orton had given up the bottle for good. A trained spotter at Sandestin Village, a resort in Destin, Fla., snapped a shot on July 4 of the Dallas Cowboys QB keeping company with a bottle. Maybe it was a non-alcoholic brew. Yeah, not likely. What does this mean for the Internet? What does this mean for Dallas bars after tough losses? This could get good *rubbing hands together* - JUMP!

Jun 8, 2012

A Photo Tribute To Gronk: The Highest Paid Tight End In NFL History!

What have we learned from Rob Gronkowski about life over the last 12 months? Fist pumping, grinding on blondes, wearing Zubaz, being Team Leader of the JB's and having chicks cup your balls for Instagrams can all pay off. The Patriots tight end signed a six-year deal today worth $54 million. That's a HUGE deal for a guy who "still wears jeans from high school," according to his father. Just think of the beach house he can afford for Spring Break '13. It's on, beotches! JUMP!

May 15, 2012

NFL Quarterbacks At Steeplechase Events: Was NFC West QB Pounding Nattys At Foxfield?

Yesterday we ran photos of Jay Cutler at some famous Tennessee steeplechase event where he seemed to be bro'd out at a high level with his pink shirt and loafers. Chris in D.C. emailed us and said to look up a certain NFC West QB who was at a steeplechase event back in April. "Seems like going to a stupid horse race is suddenly the cool thing to do in the NFL," he wrote. Yep, Chris is right. We found our guy. JUMP!

Apr 23, 2012

Gronk & Team Jizz Blaster Invade Miami To Drop Bachelorette Party Panties [PHOTOS]

Ho-hum. Dammit, how cool would it be to go back to your 22-24-year-old days and live life like Gronk and Team Jizz Blaster? From one city to the next. Tampa to Aruba, to Spring Break, to Boston, to the Playboy Mansion, back to Boston and then to Miami. That's in like 5 1/2 weeks. Seriously, if ESPN was to ever get in the 'reality' business, the time is now. Team Jizz Blaster on ESPN2 just going from city to city making bachelorette parties that much better. JUMP!

Apr 20, 2012

The Last Time We Saw Pedro Martinez This Drunk Was On Bronson Arroyo’s Boat

For those of you who were stuck at home during today's ceremonies at Fenway, you missed an apparently drunken Pedro Martinez and Kevin Millar standing on the Red Sox dugout and leading an awkward toast with fans. Yes, Pedro and Cowboy Up had bottles of grape juice in their hands, but we assume they were pounding something strong earlier in the day. Nothing makes us smile quite like drunken Pedro. One of the best. JUMP!

Apr 20, 2012

Charles Barkley Relaxes His Confederate Flag Hatred For This Auburn Lass

So we kinda got into it last night with Auburn nation over the Charles Barkley with greasy redneck Auburn bros during rodeo weekend photo. We thought Auburn fans/students were honored to be called greasy rednecks. Maybe coming from a Yankee it was an insult. Just reporting what we see. And the guys with Barkley look like their clothes could use a wash. Anyway, Chuck also took time out of his night for picture time with this lass. JUMP!

Apr 13, 2012

Drunk Coyotes Chick ‘Connie’ Missed Phoenix Beat Chicago In OT [VIDEO]

Three items stand out in this video from last night's Coyotes-Blackhawks NHL playoffs first-round game in Phoenix. (1.) St. Louis Blues fan is uber excited to be at a game featuring Phoenix & Chicago. (2.) Is Coyotes fan planning to take all five beer cups home with him? Having a hard time locating red Solo cups in the PHX, brah? (3.) Just look at the eyes on (we're calling her) Connie as she soldiers through OT. All kinds of f*cked up? JUMP!

Apr 9, 2012

Eli Manning Now A 2X Super Bowl Champion, Beer Drinkin’ Hardo [PHOTOS]

You know how to get away with drinking beers during an NFL offseason and get away with it? Win a Super Bowl. The more we look into Eli Manning's April itinerary, the clearer it becomes that this guy just might be a closeted hardo looking to make his grand entrance onto the hardo scene. While Peyton is worrying about building a contender in Denver, Eli is sipping beers in Mississippi & Miami. Not even hiding the booze. JUMP!

Apr 2, 2012

Apparent Drug Fiend Ryan Leaf Arrested – Again

Need more proof Ryan Leaf is a pill-popping junkie with an Oxy addiction? The guy was arrested Friday on drug, theft & burglary charges. Guess who was arrested yesterday on nearly identical charges? Yep, the former #1 draft pick of the San Diego Chargers. He posted bail on the first charge and went hunting for some pills, according to police. At least he's in jail today awaiting a court appearance. JUMP!

Mar 21, 2012

Reports: Gronk Wasted On South Padre Island Spring Break [PHOTO]

Did you expect The Gronk to go easy during his second consecutive week of Spring Break? Meathead is going extra HAM on South Padre Island as we speak and BC just can't get enough of this bro. Imagine being 22, the best tight end in the NFL and bros just lining up to party with you. Imagine being allowed behind the bar to mix drinks at some South Padre Island bar. Imagine having the world by the balls. JUMP!

Jan 11, 2012

What Drunken MLB Hall Of Famer Crashed This Mexican Wedding? [PHOTOS]

Thanks to the superb research of @Sportsfeeder1 we learn of a certain MLB Hall of Famer who played in Boston and Tampa who happened to be in Mexico last week. And was supposedly drunk. And supposedly crashed some guy's wedding. It's all right there, documented on Twitter. You drunken MLB Hall of Famers are on notice. Twitter will out your asses. You crash a Mexican wedding party? Twitter will be there. Your drunken Hall of Famer - JUMP!

Nov 24, 2010

2 Girls. No Cups. 1 Passed Out Kyle Orton.

Update: This is a sick day/personal day/site issues/Thanksgiving Eve look back at the Busted Coverage archives. This post was originally...