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May 1, 2012

Told You It Wouldn’t Take Long To Arrest The Red Sox Tat Bank Robber [Cuff ‘Em]

Remember the Red Sox fan last week we wrote about who decided to rob a New England bank without wearing long sleeves to cover that sweet Sox tat? Yeah, well police eventually arrested Ramon Felix and he had a court date yesterday in which he was, ironically, wearing long sleeves. Nope, the tat wasn't visible. The guy is a known doper and was caught in a drug rehab facility. He's like the Ryan Leaf of New England with a Sox tat. Sad, sad story. (via Sun-Chronicle)

Apr 26, 2012

Cheerleading Coach & Teacher Jennifer Willis Had Some Weed [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A Tulsa Public Schools teacher has been suspended with pay after being arrested as part of a Wagoner County drug bust Tuesday morning. Jennifer Willis, 27, is an eighth grade English teacher and assistant cheerleading coach at East Central Junior High School. She was one of four arrested in Wagoner County on drug charges and one of 18 since Friday. That age is a typo, right? 27? What the f*ck is going on with cheerleading coaches?

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Apr 25, 2012

Is Bank Robbing Red Sox Fan A Moron For Showing His Sox Tat? [Cuff ‘Em]

Must say we don't get too many bank robberies where a superfan goes with a tattoo and corresponding baseball hat. But that's exactly what Red Sox fan pulled off in this robbery. Hispanic bro just doesn't care. Police can use that tattoo to identify him all they want. Gotta catch him first. Look, wearing long sleeves is the obvious play here. Maybe it's a henna. Would this idiot be that smart? Our guess is no. JUMP!

Apr 24, 2012

What, This PA Baseball Coach Pulling A Gun On A Parent Is A Big Deal? [Cuff ‘Em]

Obviously stupid ass parents in Pennsylvania don't understand that Babe Ruth league baseball is important to John Zahradnik. Do you want your son coached by a guy who'll just let umpires get away with shitty calls that cost your team a game? Or do you want a guy like John Z.? A guy who'll allegedly try to run over an umpire? You want to go to war with guys like John Z. Kicking dirt on home just ain't getting the job done, America. JUMP!

Apr 23, 2012

Marshall Footballer Caught In Foot Chase With Police Should Lose Scholarship [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Senior running back Martin Ward, sophomore DB Phillip Warren, freshman CB Corie Wilson and freshman linebacker Stefone Grace were all arrested. So far, their exact charges are still under wraps. The complaints say the incidents happened outside a 13 hundred block, 4th Avenue bar around 3 in the morning Charges include battery against a police officer, with one young man fleeing on foot then getting caught. Draft scouts taking notice.

Apr 21, 2012

Ex-Nebraska CB Alfonzo Dennard Allegedly Assaulted Cop; Draft Is Thursday! [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Nebraska Husker football player Alfonzo Dennard was arrested on suspicion of assaulting a Lincoln police officer early Saturday. Lincoln police said Dennard, 22, was fighting with another man outside a bar near 14th and O Streets about 2:15 a.m. When officers attempted to intervene, Dennard allegedly pushed and then punched one officer in the face. Homeboy was ranked by CBS as the 56th best player in the NFL draft. Ooops.

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Apr 20, 2012

Anyone Know This Black Dude Who Robbed A Houston Bank? [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: It happened at around 11:20am at the Food Town in the 9500 block of South Kirkwood in southwest Harris County. Investigators say the suspect was wearing a Texans shirt when he walked in and handed the teller a note, claiming to have a gun. The teller handed over some cash and he fled. Perfect bank robbery costume in Houston. Blend right back in with the community. Much less attention getting than Flava Flav in an Astros hat.

Brett Favre’s Nephew Dylan Arrested For A Little Weed Possession

Just when you think that Brett Favre's extended family has cleaned it up and gotten clean, the Gunslinger's nephew, Dylan, got back in the news today via a drug arrest. This guy was the 2009 Gatorade Player of the Year in Mississippi, ended up at Miss. St. and left the team in December before the Bulldogs played in the Music City Bowl. Next thing you know he's popped for weed possession. JUMP!

Apr 19, 2012

Houston Bank Robbed By Last Known Astros Fan In Houston [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: It happened at the Green Bank in the 5000 block of San Felipe at around 3pm Tuesday. Authorities say the man, who was captured by surveillance video, walked in and handed a note to the teller saying he had a gun and demanded money. The teller gave him some cash and the suspect fled on foot. The suspect is described as a black male in his 30s, approximately 5 feet 7 inches, and weighing 155 pounds. Should be quick case. Black guy wearing Astros cap.

Apr 19, 2012

Alabama Fan Robs Georgia Bank & Has Junker Getaway Car [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Gainesville Police continued looking for a man believed responsible for the robbery of Peach State Bank just off the downtown Gainesville square early Tuesday afternoon. Gainesville Police Cpl. Joe Britte said the suspect in the incident is described as a white man with sandy blonde hair in his late 20s to early 30s. He said witnesses described the suspect as 5'11" to 6' tall with a slender build. Police say that's a Braves hat. We say it's an Alabama hat. We're right.

Apr 18, 2012

Apr 17, 2012

Bro Faces 40 Years In Jail For Baseball Card Armed Robbery At Kmart! [Cuff ‘Em]

Close your eyes for a second. Conjure up the image of a 25-year-old white guy who still collects baseball cards. Add in some drama to this guy's life, like armed robbery at a Kmart. Yes, armed robbery of packs of baseball cards. He's from Wisconsin, so that should also be figured into this fictional character. Oh, and he still lives with his parents. Do you have an image? Does your character look anything like Joseph Marciniak? He should. JUMP!

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Apr 16, 2012

UF Student Busted Saturday For DUI Jumps To Death At Football Stadium [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A 26-year-old University of Florida student apparently jumped to his death from a stairwell along the west stands at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium on Sunday night, police said. The student, Michael Richard Edmonds Jr., who was studying journalism, was pronounced dead at the scene, UF Police Department Major Brad Barber said. According to court records, Edmonds was arrested on a charge of driving under the influence of alcohol on Saturday.

Apr 14, 2012

ECU Streaker Banned From ECU For Life Arrested On ECU Campus [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A man who ran naked onto the field at an East Carolina University football game is facing new charges after being arrested at a campus parking lot. ECU police say 22-year-old John Sieglinger of Raleigh was arrested Friday and charged with injury to personal property, trespassing and obstructing an officer. Officers say they found Sieglinger in a parking lot after hearing the sound of a car window being broken. How exactly do you ban someone from a campus - for life?

Apr 13, 2012

No Wonder The Asians Are Always Flush With Cash At Casinos [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A Japanese man is accused of charging $27,000 to fraudulent credit cards at Ameristar Casino in St. Charles. He charged $67,000 in total to the cards in St. Louis area casinos from May 31 through April 3. Saito told the Highway Patrolman that an unknown Chinese man at Kansas City International Airport gave him two credit cards with his name on them, the report states. He said he recently was given four new credit cards. Had to get all greedy, didn't you Saito.

Apr 12, 2012

Roll Tide, Bitches! Alleged Copper Thief Wearing Bama Shirt During Arrest [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Athens police arrested a man in connection with theft of copper from a home under construction. In a media release, police said Kenneth Dewayne Emerson was arrested Monday afternoon and charged with burglary. Officers were called to a construction site on Maree Drive Sunday after a witness saw a man taking copper from a home under construction. Now you know the identity of Jerry Glanville's doppelganger. Roll Mother*&*!in' Tide!

Apr 11, 2012

Volleyball Coach & Teacher Megan Denman Arrested For Student Oral [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Detectives arrested Megan Denman, 29, of Fresno on Monday on suspicion of having sex with a minor and oral copulation, Fresno Police Chief Jerry Dyer said. The investigation found Denman was having an inappropriate relationship with the student, Dyer said. Detectives have not found evidence of other victims or that any illegal activity occurred on campus or at any Fresno Unified School District property. Yes, we found a few photos. JUMP!

Apr 9, 2012

Ohio State/Yankees Junkie Pulls Drug Heist At Kroger Pharmacy [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: According to investigators, the man targeted the Kroger pharmacy, located at 3417 N High St., at about 3 p.m., 10TV News reported. Investigators said that the man approached the pharmacy counter and implied that he had a weapon. The suspect then handed the employee a note demanding prescription drugs, 10TV News reported. Gotta say this is a new one. It's usually Ohio State or Yankees fan robbing the Kroger bank. Nail him:

Apr 7, 2012

Sports Yapper Sid Rosenberg Pukes On Himself During DUI [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: “I discovered him laying on the ground behind his vehicle in the fetal position with his fingers in his mouth,” recalled Officer Jon Cooke as he arrived on the scene early Thursday morning. “He appeared to be attempting to induce himself to vomit.” Indeed, Sid had puked on himself, and there was vomit inside his car, as well. But that wouldn’t be the only foul smell. “I noticed a strong odor of alcoholic beverage emanating from his breath.”

Apr 6, 2012

Smokeshow Mets Fan On Long Island Could Be Serial Bank Robber! [Cuff ‘Em]

Via CBS2: Police said the suspect sported a Mets baseball cap during one of the alleged incidents, but that isn’t her only distinguishing feature. The suspect was seen in a surveillance photo demanding the opening of cash drawers. Twice in the last week, a woman robbed a bank in Suffolk County. That hat isn't her only distinguishing feature? Hmm, go on, we're intrigued. Big boobs? Yeah, CBS2 can't name another distinguishing feature. Dicks.

Apr 3, 2012

Chin Strap Bearded Alabama Fan Pops This Long Island Bank [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Suffolk County Police Major Case Investigations Unit detectives are investigating a robbery that occurred Saturday at the Roslyn Savings Bank branch in West Babylon. A man entered the bank, located at 653 Montauk Highway, at 11:09 a.m. and handed a teller a note threatening violence and demanding cash, police say. Roll Tide - on Long Island. This case should be cracked in like 36 hours. Reward time!

Apr 2, 2012

Pitt LB Carl Fleming Tries To Eat Bag Of Weed; Resists Arrest [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Pittsburgh police arrested Fleming, 21, of Reisterstown, Md., about 10 p.m. Friday outside One Stop Mini Mart on the Boulevard of the Allies in Oakland. Fleming then shoved a plastic bag containing marijuana in his mouth and started to swallow, authorities said. Officers pulled Fleming from the car and, after failing to remove the bag, punched him, successfully dislodging the drugs from his mouth, the criminal complaint states. Result: suspended indefinitely.

Mar 31, 2012

Florida Basketball Erving Walker Jacks $3 Taco From Street Vendor [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Erving Walker, less than one week after finishing his senior season on the Florida basketball team, was arrested early this morning for allegedly stealing a taco and running from police. According to the arrest report, Walker ordered a $3 taco from a street vendor downtown, received the food, then ran away without paying. When a police officer caught up with him and yelled for him to stop, Walker kept going, the report said. Worse: Stealing $3 taco or $1.06 hash browns?

Mar 30, 2012

Sox Fan Looking Like David Ortiz Getting Opening Day Ticket Cash [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A man claiming to have a weapon robbed a Hampden Bank branch at 475 Longmeadow St. of an undisclosed amount of cash Thursday afternoon, police said. The lone suspect walked up to a teller and handed her a note demanding cash, he said. No weapon was shown but it was implied in the note that the man was armed, he said. So this one should be easy. Black dude who looks like David Ortiz...Sox opening day tickets...lots of $20s. GET HIM!

Mar 29, 2012

Limping Cross-Dresser In Hospital Smock & Dust Mask Robs Bank [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A cross-dressing man with a heavy limp robbed a bank in Houston’s Montrose area, according to the FBI’s Houston Office. The robbery happened Wednesday afternoon at an IBC Bank in the 3900 block of Montrose. A man, wearing a blond woman’s wig and a long medical smock with floral designs, walked in and gave the teller a threatening note, demanding money. Slow sports arrest morning. Hope you enjoy this homeboy making a withdrawal.

Mar 27, 2012

Scumbag Yankees Fan Stealing From High School Musical Lockerroom [Cuff ‘Em]

Bangor, Maine: Bangor police say they're looking for a man who raided a locker room during a charity fundraiser musical at the high school over the weekend. Police on Monday released video surveillance of the man who went into the locker room on Sunday during the Rotary Club of Bangor's seventh annual Music Off Broadway show while performers were on stage. The musical raised money for several area nonprofits. Typical Yankees loser, picking on those helping the community.

Mar 26, 2012

Hockey Player Trent Campbell Steals Taxi In Florida; Grand Theft Auto [Cuff ‘Em]

ECHLer Trent Campbell isn't your typical loser in Florida ripping off taxis while out drinking with his boys. This guy has 16 goals & 34 assists this season for the South Carolina Stingrays. He's 29. Only has 39 penalty minutes. How drunk was Campbell Saturday? Must have been really, really hammered to steal a taxi. JUMP!

Mar 24, 2012

Bobby Jenks Faces DUI Charge, Drills Two Cars At Babes Strip Club [Cuff ‘Em]

Via:Red Sox pitcher Bobby Jenks is facing DUI charges after deputies say he struck two vehicles in the parking lot of Babes strip club in Fort Myers early this morning. Jenks, 31, was pulled over in a white Mercedes SUV near the intersection of Cleveland Avenue and Colonial Boulevard for driving erratically, according to a Lee County Sheriff's Office report. Deputies said Jenks said he was "all over the roadway" because he had taken too many muscle relaxers.

Mar 23, 2012

Florida ‘Mudjam’ Highlighted By Drunk Couple Fighting Near Strippers, Poles [Cuff ‘Em]

The St. Lucie (Florida) Mudjam bills itself as "500 Acres of Mud & Party." Cops say this couple got a little intoxicated at last week's Mudjam and decided to do some work on each others face. As you can see, the wife got a black eye while she ripped her husband's face with her fingernails. What brought on this spat? Strippers at Mudjam, of course. JUMP!

Mar 22, 2012

19-Year-Old Chick Runs $10k Per Day Profit Sports Book Operation [Cuff ‘Em]

Yep, here's a first in the history of the Busted Coverage Cuff 'Em series. Meet your first 19-year-old sports bookie. Nope, not some bro making coin on the side. Her name is Briana Rios and she might be the youngest female bookie in gambling history, according to Florida cops. And here we figured teen girls were just interested in Jersey Shore and going to the mall. Yo, Briana, what was the spread in last night's Knicks-76ers game? JUMP!

Mar 21, 2012

Georgia Fan Making An Illegal Withdrawal Up In This Wells Fargo [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Atlanta Police are looking for a man suspected of robbing a Buckhead Wells Fargo. The robbery happened at about 2:20 p.m. Monday at the bank branch at 2204 Peachtree Road. Police describe the suspect as a white man in his 30s, about 5-feet-10-inches tall and 180 pounds. He was wearing blue jeans, a plaid button-down shirt, sunglasses and a University of Georgia baseball cap during the robbery. Get his ass! Reward money!

Mar 20, 2012

Daughter Steals $28,000 Worth Of Dad’s Sports Memorabilia Collection [Cuff ‘Em]

Got ourselves a strong Daughter of the Year candidate this morning. Her name is Stephanie Bernier and she figured her father would never miss multiple pieces of his sports memorabilia collection. Items such as his 1933 World Series program. Or his 1951 All-Star Game program. Or a Roger Clemens signed baseball. The twist to this story? How dad figured out his collection had been stolen. JUMP!

Mar 19, 2012

Oklahoma Basketball Coach Erin Queen Arrested For Underage Boning [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A Sand Springs basketball coach was arrested Saturday morning on a felony rape complaint after meeting a 17-year-old student at a hotel for sex, according to her arrest report. Erin Kathleen Queen, 27, was arrested at 5:30 a.m. Saturday on a complaint of first-degree rape after telling police she had sexual intercourse with her 17-year-old student at the Candlewood Suites at 10008 E. 73rd St., according to the report. Here's her cached Twitter account. Note: she's married!

Mar 17, 2012

What, You Can’t Send Porn To Best Buy TVs Via A Smart Phone? [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Greenville police said a man who they say is responsible for putting pornographic video up on televisions in a Best Buy store turned himself in after he saw himself in surveillance video on the news. Investigators said that Robert Matthew Holden used a personal electronic device to stream pornography to several “smart TVs” that were on display. He told police it was just a "prank" and he didn't know it was a criminal act. No word if he streamed 'Top Guns.'

Mar 16, 2012

WWF Wrestler Jim ‘The Anvil’ Neidhart Jailed On Drug Possession Charges [Cuff ‘Em]

It's a sad day for all of us Jim 'The Anvil' Neidhart fans out there. The former WWF wrestler was sentenced yesterday on drug charges stemming from a 2010 case. From his booking info, we know that The Anvil has been pounding the burgers and fries. He's listed at 5-11, 320 lbs. You know you're getting old when half of the Hart Foundation can barely get out of his jail bunk without an oxygen mask. Who can forget how great of a promo guy Neidhart was back in the day? So sad.

Mar 15, 2012

1st Known Miami Marlins Baseball Hat Robbery In Connecticut! [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: New Britain Police are looking for a suspect who held up the TD Bank branch at 587 Hartford Road Wednesday afternoon. Police say he implied he had weapons. They released security camera images of the suspect, who was wearing a Florida Marlins baseball cap. a dark jacket and jeans and plastic rimmed eyeglasses with tiger-stripe pattern frames. Have you seen a black dude cruising around New Britain in a Marlins cap? Let's cash in:

Mar 12, 2012

Grand Valley State University Fan Robs Florida Porn Store Of DVDs, A Phone [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Daytona Beach police are looking for a man who robbed an adult sex shop at knifepoint early Friday. He also made gestures of stabbing her in the neck and stomach, although the knife didn't touch her, police said. "Give me all your money now," he told the 25-year-old clerk. "Don't make me use this." But when the clerk told him she had called police, he ran out the rear door carrying the adult movies, the store's phone and the knife. Hunch: ran out of Spring Break beer money.