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Massachusetts Bank Robbed By Scumbag Indians Fan [Cuff ‘Em]

Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you need to pay for a divorce? Getting out of debt could be easy. Do you know this bank robber? Would you consider turning on your homeboy, but don’t have the nerves to rat? Let us help you. We’ll turn on your homeboy. And split the reward money with you! It’s a win-win. Full story – JUMP!

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Aug 24, 2012

Reds Fan Wants All The Green Up In This Texas Walmart Bank [Cuff ‘Em]

Aug 23, 2012

Here’s The Raiders Fan Who Was Shot In The Face By Cardinals Fan [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: An Oakland Raiders fan was shot in the face by an Arizona Cardinals fan in a parking lot outside the teams' preseason football game in Glendale, Ariz., on Friday night, police said. It isn't known whether the shooting involved a fan dispute. The 30-year-old Raiders fan was wearing silver face paint when he was shot, Glendale police said Tuesday, but it's unclear why the 57-year-old Cardinals fan, at the game with his wife, shot him. Still no arrest.

Aug 22, 2012

Philippine Cops Hunting For Red Sox Fan Who Abducted Two Prisoners! [Cuff ‘Em]

Aug 21, 2012

Football Mom Lakeshia Richmond Beats Alleged Coach/Molester W/Bat [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A mother has been released from jail and is apologizing for her actions after Memphis police say she beat a man with a baseball bat. “I didn’t intend to do whatever I did to him,” said Lakeshia Richmond. “I apologize, but I don’t apologize for what happened to my kids.”Richmond claims Tony Massey, the little league football coach to her 8 and 9 year old sons, molested them on at least one occasion. Maybe Lakeshia would like to meet Jerry Sandusky for some justice time.

Aug 18, 2012

Football

Steelers Fan Robs Bank, Says “Have A Good Day” And Walks Out [Cuff ‘Em]

Robbery Suspect & Yankees Fan Arrested After Standoff With Fuzz [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A suspect in as many as five armed robberies was arrested Thursday evening after a standoff outside his San Mateo County home that lasted nearly 10 hours, according to law enforcement. The suspect, Miguel Angel Caballero, 30, is suspected in as many as five armed robberies at businesses in the Redwood City area since Aug. 7. And to think he's going to miss watching Red Sox-Yankees tonight from his couch. Sucks, bro.

Aug 17, 2012

Phillies Fan Robbing PNC Bank To Buy Tickets For Phillies Game At Citizens Bank Park? [Cuff ‘Em]

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Aug 16, 2012

Help Cops Find Serial Robber & Ohio State Fan In NE Ohio [Cuff ‘Em]

Aug 15, 2012

Aug 14, 2012

NFL

Ochocinco 911 Call Released; Chad Was Driving A Smart Car!

Robert Xavier

It's here! The Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson 911 call is now public, giving you a better idea how things went down. Ocho's wife Evelyn ran over to her neighbors house following the dispute. The dude sounded like a rich, old white guy, but he surprisingly played it pretty cool. Gave the dispatcher enough details to convey the situation, but never once leaked Ocho's name or profession. He also informed authorities that Ocho was cruising around in a black Smart Car!JUMP!

Aug 14, 2012

Yawn….MMAer Mayhem Miller Found Naked On Church Couch After Setting Off Fire Extinguishers [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Authorities say mixed martial arts fighter and reality show host Jason "Mayhem" Miller is in jail after deputies responding to reports of a break-in said they found him naked inside a Southern California church. Deputies arrived and said they found Miller naked on a couch, and found evidence he had set off fire extinguishers inside the church. Go follow Miller's tweets and wait for the apology.

Aug 13, 2012

Oklahoma Woman Gnaws Off Dude’s Ear & Helps Dog Attack Partner [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A Broken Arrow woman is being held on a $25,000 bond after reportedly taking a bite out of a man's ear. Broken Arrow police say 46-year-old Lecia Cooley was the "dominant aggressor" in a fight that included the family dog. (Officers) found an adult male victim who had a "large portion of his right earlobe missing, bruising to his face consistent with a hard punch, and various lacerations from both the family dog and Ms. Cooley.

Aug 11, 2012

Drunk Goes On Beer Run, Steals 120 Bud’s From Georgia Kroger [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: An Athens-Clarke police officer recovered more than $100 worth of stolen Budweiser beer Thursday night when he stopped to check on a man he saw staggering dangerously close to traffic as he pushed a shopping cart along busy West Broad Street. The man’s cart was loaded with four boxes that contained 30 beers each, which he told the officer he had purchased from a bootlegger, according to a police report. This dude is 41. Somebody shoot me if I look like this at 41.

Aug 10, 2012

Roger Penske’s Son, Jay, Arrested For Assaulting Woman With Urine [Cuff ‘Em]

Roger Penke's sons seem to be cool guys who like to party, hang out on Nantucket and at least one of them will even allegedly take a leak on a woman's boots if he feels like it. The details of what Jay and Mark Penske were up to early Thursday morning are sketchy, but Jay was arrested for assaulting a woman with his dong. JUMP!

Aug 9, 2012

Randy Travis Walks Out Of Jail Wearing University Of Texas Hat [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A mug shot released by the Grayson County Sheriff's Office shows a battered-looking Travis in a gray T-shirt, with a black eye and dried blood on his face. He later walked out of the county jail wearing scrubs, a University of Texas baseball cap and no shoes. So where did the Texas hat come from? Was he naked, but wearing his UT hat at the time of his arrest? Did his buddies bring the UT hat but not clothes? C'mon, TMZ!

Aug 4, 2012

Cops Have Arrested Teen In Reese’s Cup Bandit Case [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: (XXXXX) police arrested a 17-year-old boy in connection to a string of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup thefts from January to June at the Sunoco gas station on (XXXXX) Avenue near his home. Sunoco employees told police the candy theft “is a constant problem at...and it usually happens after midnight.” They said he always gets in and out of the store before they have a chance to call police and stole $400 to $600 worth of Reese’s Cups(.) It's time to play Florida or Ohio!

Aug 3, 2012

Rod Strickland Arrested For Driving On Suspended License [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Rod Strickland, special assistant to University of Kentucky basketball coach John Calipari, was arrested Thursday morning on charges of driving on a suspended license, failure to signal and having no vehicle registration, according to the Fayette County Detention Center's Web site. Yes, with NFL players going back to work we're in a slow period, hence a Rod Strickland mugshot. Hang tight, LSU footballers are back on campus.

Aug 2, 2012

WATCH! Alabama Fan & His Homies Nearly Get Blasted By Jewelry Store Woman [Cuff ‘Em]

Aug 1, 2012

Fuzz Looking For South Florida Bulls Fan In BB&T Bank Heist! [Cuff ‘Em]

Jul 31, 2012

Texas Dominoes Game Turns Violent When Uncle Gets Tired Of Losing [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Police said Kenneth Ellison, 58, was arrested Saturday night after he was accused of shooting his nephew with a rifle when he became upset about losing a game of dominos. According to the affidavit, Ellison and other members of his family were playing dominos at their grandparents house when Ellison became upset about loosing (SIC) the game and threatened to shoot his nephew. Yes, Ken eventually shot his nephew.

Jul 30, 2012

Florida Or Ohio? Women Tries To Break Into Jail, Gets Arrested [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A woman surprises (XXXXXX) County Jail workers when she tries to break into the jail. Authorities said Tiffany Hurd, was trying to climb over the barbed wire fence in the back of the jail Saturday night. When deputies found Hurd, they said she told them she wanted to be arrested. Hurd's wish was granted. The 36-year-old is now behind bars charged with criminal trespass and disorderly conduct.

Jul 28, 2012

Typical Yankees Thugs Robbing Pennsylvania Jewelry Shop [Cuff ‘Em]

Jul 26, 2012

Football

Texas Tech Fan Arrested For Blasting Best Buy Store With Shotgun [Cuff ‘Em]

It's BC's lucky day. We actually found Dillon Lucadello this morning via an "Olympics Arrested" Google News search. Nope, the TV station report didn't mention he was wearing a "logo" shirt or that Dillon was a "Texas Tech Fan Arrested." This is one of those finds that ends up on Rivals.com message boards and board dorks turn into a 7-to-8 page thread. Why was Dillon arrested? Oh, some gun play at a Best Buy. JUMP!

Jul 25, 2012

Bulls Homeboy With “Large Eyes” Makin’ An Illegal Withdrawal Up In 5/3 Bank [Cuff ‘Em]

Jul 24, 2012

Illinois Bloodhound Sniffs Out North Carolina Fan/Bank Robber! [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A Cook County bloodhound helped sheriff’s police find a man suspected of robbing a bank Monday afternoon. Melanie tracked the robber’s scent to an apartment complex about a block-and-a-half north of the bank, Bilecki said. “She put her paws up on the door to the apartment complex,” Bilecki said. “She proceeded to go down a long hallway and put her paws up again on another door.” She's kinda a big deal in the bloodhound world.

Jul 23, 2012

Football

Dude Wearing Leon Washington Jersey & Driving A Prius Robs Gold Store [Cuff ‘Em]

Jul 19, 2012

University Of Nevada-Reno Gets On Bank Robbery Scoreboard! [Cuff ‘Em]

Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you need to pay for a divorce? Getting out of debt could be easy. Do you know this bank robber? Would you consider turning on your homeboy, but don't have the nerves to rat? Let us help you. We'll turn on your homeboy. And split the reward money with you! It's a win-win. Full story – JUMP!

Jul 18, 2012

Guy Wearing UNC Hat & No Shoes Robs Albuquerque Bank [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: The FBI is now looking for a "barefoot bandit" in New Mexico. A man who was barefoot with a lot of tattoos held up the New Mexico Educator’s Credit Union on Indian School near Louisiana Monday afternoon. People there say the man walked in put a handgun on the counter and demanded money. Yeah, the Barefoot Bandit moniker should work. Ever been to Albuquerque in the summer? This jerkoff will have shoes on 99.9% of the time.

Jul 17, 2012

NFL

Dez Bryant, 23, Tried To Kill Mother Angela Bryant, 37, According To 911 Tape

Robert Xavier

We all know the story. Dez Bryant was arrested for misdemeanor family violence for allegedly grabbing his mother by the hair and hitting her. Sure, that sounds bad enough, especially for a guy who is already under the microscope. Of course, things got worse for Dez when the 911 tape was released this afternoon. His mothers voice is heard saying that Dez "tried to kill" her. Just what Jerry Jones wants to hear, his star WR trying to kill his own mom. JUMP!

Jul 13, 2012

FBI In Phoenix Looking For Chick They’ve Dubbed ‘Baseball Babe’ [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: FBI agents are on the trail of a group of serial bank robbers who've successfully robbed banks all over the valley. Investigators have come up with creative names for these suspects. One who has struck 3 times is a woman. She goes in and presents a note demanding money with her hat and sunglasses. Investigators call her the Baseball Babe. "One she is a female, she is somewhat youthful and she wears a baseball hat in every robbery," says FBI Agent Lance Leising.

Jul 12, 2012

Drunk Nearly Kills Golfers After Driving 1995 Ford Taurus Onto Golf Course [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Police say a drunk driver drove his car through a golf course, hitting least two golf carts an causing extensive damage. Chris Meier, 49, of 27 Claire Lane in Sayville, is accused of driving his 1995 Ford Taurus onto the Deepdale Golf Club golf course located at 300 North Service Rd. in Manhasset at 7 p.m. on Tuesday. Police say people were riding in one of the golf carts that he hit. Going to guess Chris started drinking whiskey at 4 p.m. Just a hunch.

Jul 11, 2012

Have You Seen This Guy Walking Around Sugar Land, Texas? [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Police are searching for a suspect who robbed a sandwich shop on June 29. Around 1:35 p.m., a man entered Lenny’s Sub Shop at 11420 Dairy Ashford and placed an order. He walked to the register where he showed the cashier a gun and demanded cash. The employee gave him some money and the suspect fled. He is described as a slender, African-American male, between 35 and 45. Note: the robber walked with a limp!

Jul 10, 2012

First Known Miami Marlins Hat Bank Robbery In Minnesota [Cuff ‘Em]

Yet another first in Busted Coverage Cuff 'Em history. Back in March, we told you about the first known new Marlins' hat logo bank robbery in Connecticut. It was believed to be the first Miami Marlins baseball hat robbery in United States history. Now we have a bro ripping off a bank in Minnesota wearing the orange Miami Marlins hat. JUMP!

Jul 6, 2012

Yankees Chick Makin’ An Illegal Withdrawal From Maine Bank [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Police are looking for a woman in her early to mid-20s who allegedly robbed a bank near the Maine Mall on Thursday night. Police said a white or Hispanic woman entered the TD Bank on Maine Mall Road at 7 p.m. and robbed the teller. No weapon was shown, but the woman implied that she had one, police said. Get a good look. You know a chick in Maine that was planning on going to this weekend's Sox-Yankees series who needed money for tix?

Jul 5, 2012

Florida Basketball Coach Admits To Gettin’ It On With Her Player [Cuff ‘Em]