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Jan 23, 2013

Bama Fan Allegedly Took A Stolen Credit Card Straight To Walmart

Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you need to pay for a divorce? Getting out of debt could be easy. Do you know this bank robber? Would...

Jan 16, 2013

San Antonio Cops Hunting Texas A&M Fan Who Robbed IBC Bank – SEC! SEC! SEC!

Clayton B. yesterday sent us a dispatch from his iPhone with the following message: “As a horns fan I enjoy sending you this link(.)”...

Jan 2, 2013

USC/Chargers Fan Robbing Wells Fargo Is Final Baseball Cap Robber Of 2012

Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you need to pay for a divorce? Getting out of debt could be easy. Do you know this bank robber? Would...

Best Baseball Hat Robbers Of The Year

As you’d expect, New York Yankees hats, once again, led all sports teams in robbery gear during 2012. In 2010, the New York Times reported about how crime blotters were littered with Yankees hat criminals: “A curious phenomenon has emerged...

Dec 28, 2012

Houston Texans Fan Is Member Of Walmart Theft Gang, Fuzz Alleges [Cuff ‘Em]

Ladies, if you wear NFL gear while being arrested for stealing from a Walmart, we’ll find you. Don’t think we won’t search for hours to find a football fan wearing gear in a mugshot. It’s what we do on a...

Dec 27, 2012

Drew Brees Fan Robs Baton Rouge AutoZone At 5:21 P.M. Like It Ain’t No Thang

Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you need to pay for a divorce? Getting out of debt could be easy. Do you know this bank robber? Would...

Dec 19, 2012

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Dec 18, 2012

Well-Groomed Phoenix Suns Fan Wants All The Money Up In This Philly Bank

Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you need to pay for a divorce? Getting out of debt could be easy. Do you know this bank robber? Would...

Dec 17, 2012

London Fletcher’s Cleveland Family Fights With Browns Fans; 3 Arrested [UPDATE]

Of course London Fletcher’s family was attacked yesterday at Browns Stadium. Who in their right minds wears Redskins gear to a Browns game and sits in the bleachers? We’re not sure if Fletcher’s family member means the Dawg Pound when...

Dec 15, 2012

Chicago Robbery Hoodrat Identified Via Bears Tattoo On His Hand, Cellphone Photos

Via: A man accused of robbing a South Loop convenience store of two $2 bills early this morning while brandishing a machine pistol and sporting a distinctive tattoo has been charged, police said. Austin Randall, 23, of the 9300 block...

Dec 13, 2012

Tyrus Thomas’ Wife Gets Stomped In Charlotte Bar Fight

Chris Paul and the L.A. Clippers celebrated a mediocre 100-94 win over the Bobcats with a late night party in downtown Charlotte. The party was thrown by Chris Paul and, get this, a member of the Pussycat Dolls. Since all...

Dec 13, 2012

Loser Dodgers Fan Sticks Up Arizona Bank, Doesn’t Get Any Cash

Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you need to pay for a divorce? Getting out of debt could be easy. Do you know this bank robber? Would...

Dec 10, 2012

Purdue Grad Stabs Guy In Bathroom At Chicago Purdue Bar, Is Arrested, Craps Into His Hands, Police Allege

We received an email dispatch from Tarak C. this morning: “Take a look at this article. It seems the arrested person from his Facebook went to Purdue.” We opened the link to find that a guy named Gregg Greaves had...