Cuff ‘Em - page 11

Jun 1, 2011

Keith McCants In Jail – AGAIN – On Drug Charges [Cuff ‘Em]

16 days or so ago the Tampa Tribune wrote a tear-jerking story about how former NFL All-Pro linebacker Keith McCants was trying to get his life back after continuous visits to jail. He told the paper that "You want to kill the pain. You're out of the NFL, they throw you out the door and those expensive prescriptions are gone. They take away your health insurance. The next best thing is street drugs because you're desperate for the pain to go away." He was arrested again - Sunday.

May 31, 2011

Teen Kills Guy Whoopin’ His Dad’s Ass At Redneck Games [Cuff ‘Em]

You give a redneck three days off from the sausage manufacturing facility & he's going to get a little crazy. In Ocala, Florida that means attending the 2nd Annual Redneck Games. You figure there will be some beer drinkin', some titty flashin' and maybe a few mud pit belly flops. All good fun, right? Well, in Ocala things got nuts Saturday during a fight when a boy intervened in his dad's ass whoppin' by stabbing his combatant to death. Yeah, that's how Florida rolls, yall. Details - JUMP!

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May 27, 2011

Ex-Atlanta Falcons Cheerleader Kori Lanard Runs Chop Shop! [Cuff ‘Em]

There are ex-NFL cheerleaders committing crimes and then there is the case of ex-Falcons pom-pom shaker Kori Lanard getting popped this week in one of the stranger busts in our foggy memory. This chick is being accused of helping her boyfriend and 21-year-old sister run a chop shop operation. Um, can't say we've ever seen a cheerleader fall off the deep end like Kori. Full details of Ms. Lanard's bust - JUMP!

May 26, 2011

Florida Mom Leah Rabon Goes Bowling, Leaves Infant At Home [Cuff ‘Em]

Yet another Mother of the Year candidate for you guys this week. On Tuesday, we told BC Nation about a mom who left a child at baseball practice and never returned. Today we meet Floridian Leah June Rabon and hear the story of how she was invited to go on a bowling alley date and left her 9-month-old son at home to fend for himself. Just a reminder, kid, you can't pick your parents. Deal with it. Full details of Ms. Rabon's bowling adventure - JUMP!

May 25, 2011

John “Hot Rod” Williams Throws Crazy Parties With Gun Shots [Cuff ‘Em]

Yeah, we hadn't heard from John "Hot Rod" Williams since 1996 either until the Baton Rouge resident turned up in The Advocate newspaper this week for gun play that erupted at his house over the weekend. Just when you think a former NBAer has gone missing forever, he returns thanks to a 100 person party where some thugs start popping off a few rounds. Full details of "Hot Rod's" arrest - JUMP!

May 24, 2011

Mom Hates You When She Leaves You At Baseball Practice And…[Cuff ‘Em]

You know how Major League Baseball players wear those pink wristbands on Mother's Day and leave cute messages to run on the video boards between innings? We're guessing Stephanie Lynn Nash's son, if he ever makes the majors, won't be partaking in such moments of love for mom. Steph's poor boy had a traumatic day back in March. He went to baseball practice and hasn't seen his mother since. What happened? Steph went off the deep end - on purpose. Full details...JUMP!

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May 23, 2011

RB Garrett Wolfe Arrested, Bloodied After Refusing To Pay Miami Beach Bar Bill

And we have a winner for 'NFL Running Back Mug Shot Of The Week' thanks to Bears' RB Garrett Wolfe not paying a bar tab at a Miami Beach bar. Dude is a free agent, refusing to pay a tab and then attacking off-duty police officers. In other words, as you'll see, Wolfe's NFL career is probably over, but he'll always have this infamous arrest pic and those drunken eyes. Bro was in town for Heat-Bulls and this happens. Full story of Garrett's tussle - JUMP!

Gym Teacher, Coach Stacy Hopkins Popped For Student Rapes [Cuff ‘Em]

It seems Stacy Hopkins, a gym teacher and junior varsity basketball coach in Tennessee, wants to steal some of the thunder from the Texas chicks sleeping with their students. Hopkins was arrested twice last week for raping students and the fuzz says cellphone records indicate the 28-year-old was up to no good and you'll never guess who turned her in. Full report - JUMP!

May 23, 2011

Dude Blasted With Rubber Bullets & Doesn’t Keep His Bath Salts [Cuff ‘Em]

We've been off the bath salts beat for a few weeks only because the goat killings seemed to have subsided. Now we get word that some doper down in Asheville, North Carolina went to the extreme to get his bath salt fix. Wesley Brandon Shelton got a hankering Wednesday & decided it was the best time to bulldoze a stolen car through a convenience store to score a few hits. That's just where the fun starts. Full story - JUMP!

May 20, 2011

Kyle Kendrick’s World Series Ring Found In Mentos Container – In Swamp [Cuff ‘Em]

Police are getting closer to busting open the case of punks in Washington state who broke into Phillies' pitcher Kyle Kendrick's house and took a giant haul of 2008 World Series memorabilia. Tuesday night police pounced on one man who has a history of with law enforcement. He just happened to know where the ring was hiding. Full story of this crazy heist- JUMP!

May 19, 2011

May 18, 2011

Astros Streaker Kevin Wayne Crabtree Mugshot Released By Police [Cuff ‘Em]

By now if you haven't seen the Astros fan evading security during his insane escape from Minute Maid Field, you've been in a coma. Kevin Wayne Crabtree was the guy behind the streak and has pretty much raised the bar to the next level for future fans running on playing fields. But what was behind such a stunt? Why attempt something that would end with an arrest? There's a very good reason from Crabtree and he told the Houston police department it was a bet with friends. Wait until you see the reason for the streak and Crabtree's history with baseball. JUMP!

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May 17, 2011

Basketball Coach Brittni Colleps Arrested For Teacher Sex Scandal [Cuff ‘Em]

Um, it had been a little dry on the teacher-coach-student-sex-scandal circuit and then Brittni Colleps stepped up to the plate in Arlington, Texas. Local authorities say this 27-year-old had quite a run recently with at least five students who became victims in an alleged sexual rendezvous with the now former freshman girl's basketball coach. After you see what's doing on the jump, we're pretty sure there is a crime here. JUMP!

May 16, 2011

Bay To Breakers 2011 Includes Guy Falling Off Roof; 20+ Arrested [Cuff ‘Em]

Think of the San Franciso Bay To Breakers race as a cross between an Undie Run, a Halloween costume party, a raging kegger and a freak show all rolled into one giant party with 110,000 of your closest friends. Of course there are going to be arrests. Of course there are going to be crazies falling off balconies. Of course there is going to be the usual nudity. And this year the cops took their giant boots and tried to crush the fun by yanking beers out of hands and shutting down a woman passing out Jell-O shots to racers.

May 14, 2011

ESPN Analyst Matthew Barnaby Arrested In Domestic Violence Bust

Just a couple months into a relationship with SportsNation smokeshow Michelle Beadle and seemingly on a roll as an ESPN hockey analyst, Matthew Barnaby was arrested last night near Buffalo on domestic violence charges. Local news outlets report that the arrest took place at 6:15 p.m. and that there were two female victims. On Wednesday, Barnaby tweeted Going home for 3 days after tomorrow. Father -daughter dance - and watch matty jr play hockey in toronto !! Perfect weekend. Instead of a perfect weekend, Barnaby will be arraigned this morning. Full details of the arrest, after the JUMP!

May 13, 2011

Kordell Stewart Looking Good In Arrest Photo [Cuff ‘Em]

Kordell Stewart had this to say yesterday on Twitter regarding his arrest this week on speeding and driving with a suspended license arrest: The arrest has open my eyes about staying on top of my automobile issues with a closer eye. Thank you for your understanding in this matter. Time for The Smoking Gun to update its athlete arrest mug shot collection! The full story and how Slash is handling yet another black eye to ESPN...JUMP!

May 12, 2011

Crazed Celtic Pitch Invader Attacks Manager With Flying Leap [Cuff ‘Em]

Guilty. By the age of 26 all of us had/or will do something stupid that would have attracted the cops, but Scottish soccer fan John Wilson took his arrest story to the next level yesterday when he went after Celtic football boss Neil Lennon with one of the most impressive flying leap attacks on a sports figure you'll ever see. The video is quite impressive. JUMP!

May 10, 2011

Cuff 'Em: Christopher Bjerkness Has A Thing For Exercise Balls

The Duluth man known for having a sexual fetish of slashing exercise balls with a knife allegedly attempted to strike...

May 9, 2011

Cuff 'Em: Dan Marino Jersey Mohawk Guy Arrested For Smoking A Little Pot

The Maricopa (AZ) Sheriff Dept. is at it again, providing us with fodder for another Cuff ‘Em with this shot...

May 6, 2011

Cuff 'Em: Matthew Smith's Nostril Mug Shot Is A Must-See

From time to time we cruise the Maricopa (Arizona) County Sheriff Department’s mugshot gallery for a few laughs and content....

May 5, 2011

Acquit 'Em: Chris Simms Not High When This Arrest Mug Shot Was Taken

Tennessee Titans quarterback Chris Simms did an end-around Manhattan prosecutors yesterday, winning a full acquittal in his toking-and-driving case. A...

May 4, 2011

Cuff ‘Em: Police Blast This Dude With Taser Because He Has Weed In His Mouth & Won’t Speak

Bartow police say they pulled over 33-year-old Bradley Gummow for a traffic stop shortly before 11 a.m. [Monday]. While talking...

May 3, 2011

Cuff ‘Em: QB Chris Simms In Zombie Mode Arresting Officer Tells NY Court

Simms, 30, son of former Giants quarterback Phil Simms, reeked of marijuana and refused to take a blood test after...

May 2, 2011

Cuff 'Em: Brett Henderson Dominates Cincinnati Marathon By Running Naked, Getting Tased!

Police charged Brett S. Henderson, 35, of St. Paris, Ohio with public indecency and obstructing official business.Police say Henderson was...

Apr 29, 2011

Cuff ‘Em: Floridian Pia Kirchberg Wanted Her Dad To Enjoy A Prostitute On Easter Sunday

A 51-year-old woman tried to buy her 80-year-old father the services of a prostitute over Easter weekend, Tampa police said. ...

Apr 28, 2011

Cuff ‘Em: Mike Ditka Jr. Popped For DUI, Says Cops Out To Get Him Due To Famous Last Name

The son of famed Chicago Bears football coach Mike Ditka — Michael P. Ditka — was arrested near his apartment...

Apr 27, 2011

Cuff ‘Em: This Florida Moron Holding His Dong Asks Newspaper Carrier "You Want A Piece Of This?"

About 5:15 a.m. March 27, Port St. Lucie police went to Southeast Kestwick Court and Southeast Rivergreen Circle “in reference...

Apr 26, 2011

Cuff ‘Em: Florida Police On Lookout For Black Guy Who Took A Leak On 110 Packages Of Cough Drops

Sanford police are looking for a man who urinated on more than 100 unopened cough-drop packages at Walgreens last week....

Apr 25, 2011

Cuff ‘Em: Shawn Batie Got All Methed Up Friday Night, Put On His Raiders Jacket, G-String & Hair Scrunchied His Balls!

Lodi police arrested Shawn Batie, 42, at 9:41 p.m. on Friday night. Police said that Batie was wearing an Oakland...

Apr 23, 2011

Cuff ‘Em: Ahmon Thompson Really, Really Wants To Be Maricopa Sheriff Mugshot Of The Day! VOTE!

Mr. Ahmon Thompson is in the Maricopa (Az.) County Jail (crazy sheriff…blah…blah…blah), which means his mugshot goes onto the epic...

Apr 22, 2011

Cuff 'Em: Fox Sports Arizona Freelancer Delarndrus Nashid Shabazz Likes Showing His Dong To Condo Neighbors; Arrested

This happened on 4/20. According to court records obtained by New Times, Shabazz is an employee of Fox Sports Arizona,...

Apr 21, 2011

Cuff 'Em: Would A Drunken Kevin Signalness Really Be Jerking It While Driving Through Portland Crime Scene Tape

A man behind the wheel of a stolen car plowed through crime scene tape near the Lloyd Center mall, where...

Apr 20, 2011

Cuff ‘Em: Pirates Chick Who Protested Angle Guy Arrest Has Day In Court, Guilty Of 3 Offenses

A district judge on Tuesday dismissed an aggravated assault charge against a woman who protested a man’s violent arrest at...

Apr 19, 2011

Cuff 'Em: This Asshole With Mad Roller Skating Skills Says Kids Conspire To Get Him Arrested; Accused Of Knocking Down Little Girls!

A man was arrested at a family roller skating party in Florida after concerned parents told police he was purposely...

Apr 18, 2011

Cuff 'Em: This Florida Brutha Beat Another Brutha With Vacuum Cleaner Attachment In Street Fight!

Winyatta Arzania Butler of Palm Bay was charged with aggravated battery after Palm Bay police were called to the 1300...

Apr 15, 2011

Cuff 'Em: San Diego Naked 7-Eleven Beer Run Caught On Security Camera!

A man was arrested Wednesday night after going on strange beer run in Chula Vista.Shortly before 9 p.m., Chula Vista...

Apr 14, 2011

Cuff ‘Em: How Many Beers Before You’d Bang This W.V. Looker Arrested For Fighting Police While High On Bath Salts?

Police officers arrested Bridget Sizemore, 37, after police said she broke into two apartments, one house and fought officers, all...