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Baseball - page 61

Sep 9, 2011

Jered Weaver’s Wedding Registry Includes $17 Splatter Screen

It was announced less than 20 days ago that Jered Weaver signed an $85 million extension with the Angels. So it shouldn't come as a shock that upon inspection of his wedding registry - November 12 is the big day - that Busted Coverage should announce a big F-YOU to a guy asking for a $17 splatter screen from Great-Aunt Becky who can barely afford the damn cable to watch her multi-millionaire MLB nephew. Splatter screen - JUMP!

Sep 9, 2011

2011 MLB WAG September Call-Ups: DeRosa, DeJesus, Nix, Greinke & McCarthy [60 Photos]

'Tis that time of year when baseball teams expand rosters, call up a few players who may never sniff a MLB field again and play out the remainder of the season. It's also that time of year when we need to recognize MLB WAGs that deserve your attention before 2011 ends. We have five candidates and all have under 200 Twitter followers. Guys, enough with Minka Kelly. Time to move on. September WAG Call-Ups - JUMP!

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Sep 8, 2011

Ex-Cowboys Cheerleader Brooke Sorenson To Marry Laynce Nix [PHOTOS]

This news has been buried within the WAG world for many months, but it now comes to light within the sports blogosphere that journeyman outfielder Laynce Nix will be marrying the legendary Cowboys cheerleader Brooke Sorenson. Gentlemen, we're talking about a guy who has 64 career MLB HRs. A .246 career average. In other words, there is hope. We've got the registry & more on Laynce using baseball to hit the chick lottery. JUMP!

Sep 7, 2011

11 Best Dickey Vs. Hand Pre-Masturbation World Series Tweets

We cannot let the Masturbation World Series slip by without breaking down this classic matchup in true Busted Coverage fashion. While other blogs are trying to figure out what Texas A&M to the SEC means for the future of college football, our editors have been watching Twitter for tweets relating to tonight's HUGE showdown. Dickey vs. Hand. Hand vs. Dickey. Folks, this is why the Internet was founded. For garbage like this. JUMP!

Sep 7, 2011

Pitching Matchup: Dickey Vs. Hand Tonight In Miami

Could come down to who needs relief first in the battle of R.A. Dickey and Brad Hand at Joe Robbie tonight in what would be another worthless September baseball game. Instead, Dickey vs. Hand should be the Internet's dream come true on a slow Wednesday. As tipster @ABroadway00 wrote to us on Twitter, "Should be a strong finish..." And that's coming from a chick. Helluva battle coming with first pitch at 7. Don't miss it.

Sep 7, 2011

Yankees Open Libyan Rebel Training Center [Morning Twitpic]

Pretty sure he pronounces it Anus. How 'bout them Yankees? Those guys are huge all around the globe, including Libya where we've now spotted two rebels sporting Yankees caps during their journey to killing or eliminating the Gadhafi clan. Maybe you remember this surface-to-air missile launcher from back in March. We efforted Anas Ahmed el Houderi's Facebook account to see what he think of A.J. Burnett. No dice. Seems Anas is too busy.

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Sep 6, 2011

Name That Tampa Rays Blonde Pigtail Rack [BC i-Team]

It's getting late in the baseball season but the boys at FanPhooey.com are still going strong with the screencaps. Today we get a peek at Rays pigtails & boob combo chick whom we instantly pegged as a jersey chaser or WAG. Why? Because that necklace seems to feature the number 58 or 53. Jeremy Hellickson wears #58. The only other 50-something on the roster would be #57 Jake McGee. Do your thing, BC Nation. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Prince Fielder, T-Plush & Brew Crew Cowboy Up On Flight To St. Louis [PHOTOS]

The Milwaukee Brewers are rolling their way to a N.L. Central title and remind many observers of the 2004 Boston Red Sox who rode the 'Idiots' mantra to a World Series title, the team's first since 1918. Of course we all know that the Brewers franchise has never won a World Series so wearing cowboy gear on the plane ride last night from Houston to St. Louis should make the loyalists happy. Manager Ron Roenicke advised his team to have an outfit ready for the ride. The results - JUMP!

Sep 5, 2011

Tony LaRussa’s Daughter Makes Raiders Cheerleading Debut [PHOTOS]

While the BC i-Team investigation unit has been busily tracking everything Oakland Raiders granny cheerleader Susie Sanchez, we'd be remissed to not provide you with the latest concerning another famous cheerleader. Tony LaRussa's daughter, Bianca, made her debut in her daddy's old stomping grounds in the preseason. Our investigation unit seems to think this is the first MLB manager-NFL cheerleading daughter combo in sports history. JUMP!

Sep 4, 2011

Star Wars Dorks Invade Giants Game Sunday: Obligatory Slave Leia Gallery

Star Wars dorks will unite in San Francisco this Sunday to take in a game of Alderaan's favorite pastime -- Giants baseball (R.I.P Alderaan). The Giants are holding Star Wars Day, which promises to be totally geektacular. It's a good thing the Dodgers didn't come up with this idea. Here are the details and a gallery of some of the hottest Slave Leias you'll ever see. Check it!

Sep 2, 2011

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Aug 31, 2011

Albert Pujols Breaks Heart Of Brewers Grandpa With Foul Ball Tease

First off, what is it with you morons out there and foul balls. Want a MLB baseball? Go on eBay, buy one, hide it from your kid, take him to a Giants-Padres game, and mysteriously drop it in the stands where you then grab it, making your child think you are a hero. Yes, that sentence was ridiculous. Kudos to Albert Pujols last night as he jukes tubby out of a souvenir. Sit down, fatty. There are only two outs. Screencaps! JUMP!

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Aug 30, 2011

Greatest Moments In Sammy Sosa White Face: Making It Rain [Photos]

Remember former Chicago Cubs slugger Sammy Sosa? Remember when he was black? So do we. He's a thing of the past. White Sammy Sosa is a thing of the present and White Sammy Sosa was photographed Sunday in New York stuffing bills in a belly dancer's skirt. Here's our tribute to one of the creepiest-looking dudes in the entire world. The greatest moments in Sammy Sosa white face history! JUMP!

Aug 30, 2011

The Sexiest Cubs Man Tramp Stamp You’ll See All Day [Morning Twitpic]

Sorry for the delay this morning, but we're in New York for tonight's Jaime Edmondson/Cam Newton Pants Party. Again, it's open to all of you. $15 gets you 3 hours of top-shelf open bar. Full details - HERE. Other news this morning: Ron World Peace Artest will be on Dancing With The Stars and Michael Vick is on the verge of a 6-year, $100 million contract extension with the Eagles. Thanks to @Tony_Bosco for tatted Cubs fan. Such treasures, these people.

Aug 29, 2011

Real Housewives Of Cuyahoga County Welcome Thome Home [Morning Twitpic]

We figured you guys would have fun ranking these ladies on a Monday morning. The #1 seed is pretty much locked up. The rest are up for grabs so go wild, Busted Coverage Nation. In other news, it's the week all of us have been waiting for with great anticipation. College football kicks off Thursday night with UNLV at Wisconsin on ESPN. In other news, photos of Jaime Edmondson in Cam Newton's BCS pants drop today. Stay tuned.

Aug 26, 2011

Cubs Fan Breaks Out McLovin 69 Jersey [Photo]

A special thanks goes out to @R_BIZZLE_DJ for having his eyes open yesterday at Wrigley where he spotted McLovin 69 during a lovely Chicago afternoon. Just when you think the iconic McLovin has finally faded into the history of great post-teen movie characters, some drunk goes and gets a personalized jersey as a tribute to the Superbad bad ass. More McLovin jerseys - JUMP!

Aug 26, 2011

Derek Jeter & Minka Kelly Split [Morning Twitpic]

People Magazine dropped this news at 1:25 a.m. as a vulnerable New York City braced for Hurricane Irene - Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly are finished. Done. It's over. We'll still be friends. Bleacher Report instantly updated it "Hottest Derek Jeter WAGs Thrown Back To The Sea," post. "They care about each other and it was amicable," says a source. "They're still friends." Looks like an edit of his HBO special is in order.

Aug 24, 2011

Plenty Of Good Seats, Personal Beer Vendors At Today’s Marlins-Reds Game

John Fay of the Cincinnati Enquirer this afternoon tweeted a shot from Joe Robbie of another epic Marlins-Reds late August tilt. True, Hurricane Irene is nearing the area, but is expected to just bring nasty winds and rain - nothing too damaging. However, a combination of Irene fears & another sunny afternoon kept the loyal Marlins fans away. Fay & his cohorts counted 250 fans in attendance for the anthem. A late surge put the crowd at 300. JUMP!

Aug 19, 2011

Playboy’s Tiffany Toth Once Smuggled Beer Into Angels Game [5 Questions]

Playboy's Miss September 2011 Tiffany Toth isn't a huge baseball fan, but she has some of the greatest chick stories about baseball you'll ever hear. Smuggling beer into an Angels game? Check. Good start, right? She also tells Busted Coverage 5 Questions Editor Joe Student that she likes to stay home and cook. Um, and she wants to eventually open a bakery. Did we mention she got naked for Playboy? It's like this chick was shot out of a cannon and right into our lives. JUMP!

Aug 19, 2011

Heidi Watney Has Turned Into Giant Praying Mantis [Morning Twitpic]

According to @bubbaprog, the NESN crew was fascinated (closeup!) with this praying mantis last night in Kansas City. How much? Even Heidi Watney was giving sideline reports on her new subject. Totally good reason to have a sideline reporter at baseball games. "Let's go down to Heidi who has an interesting childhood story on this praying mantis." In other baseball news, Bryce Harper shredded his hammy last night in Akron. And in N.E. - 21 1st quarter points. Ho, hum.

Aug 18, 2011

Yankees-Royals Game Had Extra Home Plate Umpire [Morning Twitpic]

Look, jerkoffs, when are you going to give it a break with the extra umpire behind home plate routine? It was funny in 2009, or whenever it happened in Toronto. Yeah, you'll get some run on ESPN and maybe even SportsNation, but that's it. What else went down last night in the sports world? Michael Vick, via an interview with Will Leitch, is out with comments about wanting a dog and how dog fighting wasn't that big of a deal. Fun times, indeed!

Aug 17, 2011

That’s OK, We Like Our Cubs Chicks A Little Dopey [Morning Twitpic]

What do we have here? Back to back days of chicks failing at sports fandome. First it was Jets chicks cheering for the wrong team in a preseason football game and now comes Courtney. Here she is forcing WGN viewers to crane their necks to figure out what that damn sign says. As @bubbaprog tells us, this is the kind of shot WGN gets when it travels to Houston. No way Wrigley Cubs chick is failing this miserably, right? August baseball. Catch the fever.

Aug 16, 2011

Field Of Dreams Still For Sale – Just $5,400,000 [Photos]

The Chicago Tribune is reporting this week that the Field of Dreams house in Iowa is still for sale and the price of $5,400,000 has not changed and the owners have no interest in lowering it so you and the boys can destroy it. The field, built in 1988 by Universal Studios, has remained pretty much unchanged since Costner was told "People will come, Ray." 65,000 come each year. Time to build a t-shirt selling empire. Oh, and you get the two-bedroom house and the barns. JUMP!

Aug 15, 2011

Brooklyn Decker Reads Book During Reds Game With Roddick [Photos]

If this incident went down at Yankee Stadium or Citifield it would be gossip page and Entertainment Tonight fodder. But, when Brooklyn Decker shows up with Andy Roddick at Great American Ballpark, it barely moves the Twitter world. It's not just that Brooklyn was in town & hanging in seats behind the plate with Roddick. It's that she was bored out of her mind with the Reds and Padres Friday night tilt. The SI swimsuit magazine cover model was actually reading a book. JUMP!

Aug 14, 2011

Zach Greinke Sneak Previews Bierbrauer Jersey Day [Weekened Twitpic]

What was stranger yesterday in Milwaukee? Zach Greinke pinch hitting in the fifth inning or that he was wearing a special issue Brewers jersey that the team planned to debut TODAY! The Friday starter was called on to hit in a sacrifice situation after Marco Estrada gave the team five scoreless in a spot start. For some reason, Grienke came to the plate and there it was, SUNDAY'S jersey being worn on the wrong day. Today is German Heritage Day at Miller Park. So expect the team to run out of beer & knockwurst.

Aug 13, 2011

Little League Spelling FAILS! [Weekend Twitpics]

BC reader, Jeremy, obviously single or married and with little else to do on a Friday night, sent us this ESPN spelling fail last night at 10:12 p.m. EST. "See the attached picture and you'll understand that our schools can't afford to cut anymore funds," Jeremy wrote. Ahh, but it's not only ESPN blazing a trail of spelling futility. We went searching Twitpics and Yfrogs for other LLWS spelling fails and found this. JUMP!

Aug 12, 2011

Crazy Drunken Cheerleader At Cleveland Indians Game [Video]

Ah, the lure of the ballpark -- the lush green field, the crack of the bat, dogs, beers, peanuts and drunk, belligerent fans yelling at you and the team the entire game. Here's that woman at a Cleveland Indians game. A funny thing happens after she takes her shirt off and starts waving it around in the air, though. The rest of the stadium follows suit. Check the video. JUMP!

Aug 12, 2011

Danny Almonte Baseball Playing Days Over: 10 Years After Williamsport

In the summer of 2001, Randy Johnson was 36-years-old and striking out 372 hitters on his way to a Cy Young Award & World Series ring with the Arizona Diamondbacks. It was also the same year when Barry Bonds would hit 73 home runs. Major League Baseball was at the peak of its steroid & superstar era, yet during Aug. of that year a lanky Latino from the Bronx was the biggest figure in the sport & about to become the most famous name in modern Little League history. JUMP!

Aug 12, 2011

The Pussification Of Little League Baseball Continues [Video]

ESPN has gone balls-to-the-walls with its Little League World Series regionals coverage and of course we're watching for $*&^ like this from one of the games in Indianapolis. (By the way, yeah the infield is Dominican-esque. Indy had a watering ban.) We've just seen the continuing pussification of our American youth. Wonder why we're getting our asses handed to us in this crazy world? Watch how we intentionally walk hitters in Little League. JUMP!

Aug 11, 2011

8 Best #Spydome Signs From Blue Jays Fans [Photos]

Last night was the first game at the Sky Dome (yes, we old stadium names) after ESPN unleashed its Spy Dome investigation. Fans, being the quirky Toronto fans they are, came out in droves with their "Stealing Signs" signs. Multiple teams say their signs are being stolen, yet the Blue Jays remain just 2 games over .500 at home. Supposedly, there is a guy wearing white sitting in center field who's relaying signs. JUMP!

Aug 10, 2011

Barry Zito Engaged To Miss Missouri Amber Seyer [Photos]

Has baseball's lothario decided to settle down? That's the word on the street. San Francisco Giants pitcher Barry Zito -- slayer of women -- is reportedly engaged to former Miss Missouri Amber Seyer. Ironically, much like his career, his choice of women has gone from the penthouse to the pig farm. Seriously, this chick grew up on a pig farm and probably swoon's over Barry's acoustic jams. JUMP!

Aug 8, 2011

Boss! Red Sox Vendor’s No Hands, Drinks On Head Trick [Video]

That's right, punks, two days in a row with a Fenway video. Yesterday's 1997 Jorts three-way speaks for itself, while today we check in with Red Sox vendor working on his Somali water jug carrying technique during last night's Sox-Yankees game. No way that is beer. No way. If Vendor Boy wants to really impress us, we want to see him carry 16 Buds on that melon. Anyway, Beckett had to concentrate thru this craziness - JUMP!

Aug 7, 2011

Cole Hamels Dropped Deuce & CG On Giants [Weekend Twitpic]

The Fox analysts had an interesting analysis on what it would take for Cole Hamels to dominate the S.F. Giants yesterday. And dropping a deuce was just the beginning of what Hamels had in store for the World Series champions. Cole went 9, gave up an earned run and dominated S.F. in a 2-1 Phillies' victory. Something tells us his curveball was dropping off the table. Didn't see a single out but the deuce was definitely dropping.

Aug 5, 2011

Ryan Braun Judging Milwaukee Bucks Dancers During Free Time [Photos]

If Ryan Braun played baseball on the East Coast there's a good chance this guy would be a top-20 most recognized athlete. Instead, he's worth in the neighborhood of $105 million (via his Brewers contract) and barely makes a blip on the Twitter radar for his work this week as a guest judge at the Milwaukee Bucks dancer tryouts. But there was the Hebrew Hammer, taking time out of his baseball schedule to tell ladies if they are worth of his shaking it for the Bucks - JUMP!

Aug 4, 2011

The Astros Hat & Blonde Wig Wearing Bank Robber [Cuff ‘Em]

Well, it seems like we have a serial bank robber in St. Louis who has a thing for teams in the N.L. Central. Authorities say the guy you see here in an Astros cap (notice he's still sporting the sticker!) has used a couple different National League disguises to keep cops at bay as to his identity. Listen up, BC Nation, let's get us some bank robber reward money. Scared to turn in Carlos Lee? We aren't. JUMP!

Aug 3, 2011

Busted Coverage Editorial: Tony La Russa’s Vagina Hurts!

Busted Coverage Assignment Editor Monty McMahon is a lifelong Milwaukee Brewers fan. He's lived through years of Tony LaRussa being a huge crybaby. Tony's antics in last night's heated Cardinals-Brew Crew game sent Monty over the edge. If you are a Cards fan, get ready to hate our editor. If you hate Tony LaRussa, get ready to be in tears. And if you cheer for the Brewers, here is your new hero. Monty unleashes - JUMP!

Aug 3, 2011

Ichiro Doppelganger Booted For Baseball Grab [Morning Twitpics]

Would a highlight from an August game featuring Seattle and Oakland make the Morning Twitpic post? Nope. But when you combine a perfectly fair ball, an Ichiro lookalike and fan interference that is post material. Thanks to eagle eyed @burnSTYLEr for the find we get this hilarious look at Ichiro dude trying to comprehend why he's about to get booted into the Seattle darkness. More caps - JUMP!