Robert Charette

Articles Written
Aug 28, 2014

Get This Miami Dolphins Themed Chrysler For $7,995!!!

If I’d ever move to Miami, I’d feel compelled to buy the most loud, obnoxious, and extravagant car I could possibly afford so I can properly “fit in” with all the cocaine dealers, fixers betting on Pop Warner that ESPN...

Aug 27, 2014

Buy Mickey Mantle's Driver's License For $500,000!

Fans taking food out of their kids mouths to spend it their passed sports idols’ memorabilia always struck me as exceptionally macabre. That money could have been better invested, I don’t know, in the athlete’s foundation or favorite charity, but...

Aug 26, 2014

Meet The 40-Year-Old Saints Cheerleader, Oldest In Team History

Middle-aged NFL cheerleaders aren’t anything new, but in a region of the county that’s renowned for its off-field talent, 40 year-old New Orleans Saintsation Kriste Lewis will go down in the history books for proving southern smokes can be older...

Tampa Strip Club Report For Richie Incognito

  The Richie Incognito saga took its predictable next turn when the pariah o-lineman met with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers about a job yesterday. Everyone is expectedly saying the right things about the recruiting trip, with management saying that they’re...

Aug 26, 2014

Dime SI Models Throw Out First Pitches At Brooklyn Cyclones Game

I remain consistently impressed by Sports Illustrated being able to churn out their high quality annual swimsuit magazine and get people to pay for it when alternatives like Busted Coverage and free porn are much more readily available that deliver...

Aug 25, 2014

Levi's Stadium STILL Isn't Ready For Sunday (The Turf Is A Disaster)

Looks like the 49ers front office spent all their money on Colin Kaepernick’s fancy new deal, but didn’t leave any left behind to properly sod their own multi-billion dollar, taxpayer-funded stadium. This happens a lot in California. The Niners announced...

Aug 22, 2014

Aug 22, 2014

Bar Paly Ice Bucket Grade: D+

Bar Paly is one of my favorite Israeli Bars, but unfortunately she always seems a step behind the times. Her ice bucket foray was on par with mistaking Tony Romo as a competent quarterback; it was a lot of sizzle...

Aug 21, 2014

I'm Betting These Packer Fans Will NOT Eat The Horse Collar Kielbasa Turd

The Cold War of stadium concession abominations was cranked up even hotter with the Packer’s new latest offense to dietary guidelines. Damn!! New at Lambeau Field at Packers game. The HORSE COLLAR! — Bill Michaels (@Bill_Michaels) August 21, 2014...

Aug 21, 2014

Snag Lovie Smith's House With A Custom Library For $1.99 Million

   As one of the NFL’s “good guys,” Lovie Smith earned universal acclaim when he landed the Tampa Bay Buccaneers job to mob up the MRSA Greg Schanio left behind. The CDC must have given Smith the green light...

Aug 20, 2014

Buy This Tricked Out Custom Bears RV — Buy It Now $55,000!

 If you’re just now planning now on how to consume the 2014 football season, you’re already too late. True fans have already schemed out their dual-60 inch Samsung LEDs and have long ago told loved ones that’ll they won’t...

Aug 20, 2014

Jeff Garcia Is Selling $7.7 Million House You Didn't Think He Could Afford In The First Place

Ex-Niners QB Jeff Garcia will be perhaps the first person ever to move away from Southern California to Canada as he’s signed on to be Montreal Alouttes new quarterbacks coach. Enjoy those 16-degree winters up there, Jeff. Now that he’s...