![U.S. Strip Clubs, Baby Mamas Take Huge Hit; NBA Lockout Is On! [Burnt Toast]](https://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/nba-lockout.jpg?w=560&h=315&quality=85&strip=all)
U.S. Strip Clubs, Baby Mamas Take Huge Hit; NBA Lockout Is On! [Burnt Toast]
If you think the NFL labor situation is ugly, you haven't seen anything yet. David Stern and NBA owners are about to unleash warfare on the NBA Players Union. Going to get ugly, folks. And this is just Day One of Twitter Nation going absolutely nuts over the developments. Peter Burns jumps into the fray and comes out with the theory that U.S. strip club and Mercedes dealership stock could tank at any moment. You've been warned - JUMP!
![MC Hammer Bobblehead Night & David Stern Is A G Thang [Burnt Toast]](https://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/mc_hammer_bobblehead-night.jpg?w=560&h=315&quality=85&strip=all)
MC Hammer Bobblehead Night & David Stern Is A G Thang [Burnt Toast]
Peter finally decided to get his ass out of bed this morning and hits us with Burnt Toast at 12:30 EST. Not exactly still breakfast time, but he's been getting to sleep at like 4 a.m. so whatever. Deal with it. What's on the agenda today? #SternSong delves into what song David Stern had on the radio this morning. Also, Reggie Bush now says he ain't giving back s#$%. Not getting that Heisman from him. Full report - JUMP!
![Last Gilbert Arenas Plank Ever & Woody Paige Dissecting Women’s World Cup [Burnt Toast]](https://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/agent-zero-burnt-plank1.jpg?w=560&h=315&quality=85&strip=all)
Last Gilbert Arenas Plank Ever & Woody Paige Dissecting Women’s World Cup [Burnt Toast]
Of course this post is late today. Peter tells us, "Was at that 13 inning Rockies game last night. Struggling today." That was at 10 a.m. mountain time. But he does bring the goods for you today, tackling Gilbert Arenas's planking fanaticism and Luck Fickell on the Dan Patrick Show. Oh, and special mention of the Vatican opening a Twitter account. Pope Benedict RT is like being touched by God.
![SI Swimsuit Model Chrissy Teigen 9/11 Joke Totally Bombs [Burnt Toast]](https://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/chrissy-teigen-burnt.jpg?w=560&h=315&quality=85&strip=all)
SI Swimsuit Model Chrissy Teigen 9/11 Joke Totally Bombs [Burnt Toast]
Sports Illustrated bikini model Chrissy Teigen caused a s@&#storm last night on Twitter with comments "If you are having trouble falling asleep, just ask a New Yorker what they were doing on 9/11." And of course your Burnt Toast Editor Peter Burns was all over the tweet exchange that followed. Oh, and Cheatin' Calipari got a raise. React accordingly. Get out of bed, fools. It's Tuesday. Let's roll.
![Chukwudiebare Maduabum & U.N. Security Council NBA Draft [Burnt Toast]](https://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/jimmer-burnt-toast.jpg?w=560&h=315&quality=85&strip=all)
Chukwudiebare Maduabum & U.N. Security Council NBA Draft [Burnt Toast]
What an NBA Draft that was. Where exactly are all the U.S. basketball players hiding. We have guys with unpronounceable names being drafted and ESPN tells us "this guy has zero offensive abilities." Has David Stern's product officially gone off the deep end with foreign players? It seems that way, if you listen to the Twitter Universe. Peter Burns dives right into the fight and brings back some great reactions from last night. JUMP!
![Your Burnt Toast Editor Peter Burns & His New GF, Lindsay Lohan? [Burnt Toast]](https://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/peter-burns-lohan.jpg?w=560&h=315&quality=85&strip=all)
Your Burnt Toast Editor Peter Burns & His New GF, Lindsay Lohan? [Burnt Toast]
Oh, we have a treat for the ladies out there who read Peter Burns' Burnt Toast column - a new photo of the hunky Burns. Today also marks the NBA Draft where all the talking heads on ESPN pretend to know about some no-namer from Cleveland State that becomes a sleeper. What else? How about a Team USA vs. Panama tweet recap. And it's all finished off with Burns about to grab-ass Lohan. Clicky, clicky. It's the best Twitter recap you'll read all day. JUMP!
![Playmates Lauren Anderson & Jaime Edmondson Talk Underboob Sweat [Burnt Toast]](https://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/lauren-jaime-burnt.jpg?w=560&h=315&quality=85&strip=all)
Playmates Lauren Anderson & Jaime Edmondson Talk Underboob Sweat [Burnt Toast]
If you haven't been reading Peter Burns' Burnt Toast, what are you waiting for? Today we have Reggie Bush tweeting a phone number, Kenny Britt having his Facebook hacked and Playmates Lauren Anderson and Jaime Edmondson going to last night's Rangers game where Edmondson went nuts with the concessions. Fun stuff. Don't miss it - JUMP
![Rory McIlroy Chugging Beer From Your U.S. Open Trophy [Burnt Toast]](https://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/rory-mcilroy-beer-trophy.jpg?w=560&h=315&quality=85&strip=all)
Rory McIlroy Chugging Beer From Your U.S. Open Trophy [Burnt Toast]
Welcome to Busted Coverage’s morning feature, aptly called Burnt Toast, written by Fox Sports Radio host Peter Burns. The Twitter revolution is upon us, but tweets get lost, tweets are forgotten and tweets aren’t properly recognized for their value to humanity. That’s where Burns takes over and compiles the best, worst and most important nuggets from the night before. JUMP!
![Mark Cuban’s Shake Weight & McIlroy Leads At U.S. Open [Burnt Toast]](https://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/mcilroy-burnt-toast.jpg?w=560&h=315&quality=85&strip=all)
Mark Cuban’s Shake Weight & McIlroy Leads At U.S. Open [Burnt Toast]
Welcome to Busted Coverage’s morning feature, aptly called Burnt Toast, written by Fox Sports Radio host Peter Burns. The Twitter revolution is upon us, but tweets get lost, tweets are forgotten and tweets aren’t properly recognized for their value to humanity. That’s where Burns takes over and compiles the best, worst and most important nuggets from the night before. JUMP!
![Vancouver G8 Summit Presented By The NHL Doesn’t End Well [Burnt Toast]](https://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/vancouver-riot-intro.png?w=560&h=315&quality=85&strip=all)
Vancouver G8 Summit Presented By The NHL Doesn’t End Well [Burnt Toast]
Welcome to Busted Coverage’s morning feature, aptly called Burnt Toast, written by Fox Sports Radio host Peter Burns. The Twitter revolution is upon us, but tweets get lost, tweets are forgotten and tweets aren’t properly recognized for their value to humanity. That’s where Burns takes over and compiles the best, worst and most important nuggets from the night before. JUMP!
![Cuban Trophy Crisis & Who’s Up For Some #DeepRapQuestions? [Burnt Toast]](https://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/cuban_cigar-intro.jpg?w=560&h=315&quality=85&strip=all)
Cuban Trophy Crisis & Who’s Up For Some #DeepRapQuestions? [Burnt Toast]
Welcome to Busted Coverage’s morning feature, aptly called Burnt Toast, written by Fox Sports Radio host Peter Burns. The Twitter revolution is upon us, but tweets get lost, tweets are forgotten and tweets aren’t properly recognized for their value to humanity. That’s where Burns takes over and compiles the best, worst and most important nuggets from the night before. JUMP!
![Yeah, But He’s Still Rich & Sleeping With Rashard’s Sloppy Seconds [Burnt Toast]](https://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/bron-bitch-burnt-intro.jpg?w=560&h=315&quality=85&strip=all)
Yeah, But He’s Still Rich & Sleeping With Rashard’s Sloppy Seconds [Burnt Toast]
Welcome to Busted Coverage's morning feature, aptly called Burnt Toast, written by Fox Sports Radio host Peter Burns. The Twitter revolution is upon us, but tweets get lost, tweets are forgotten and tweets aren’t properly recognized for their value to humanity. That’s where Burns takes over and compiles the best, worst and most important nuggets from the night before. JUMP!
![Bill Simmons Debuts Grantland; Gilbert Arenas Live Tweets Blind Date? [Burnt Toast]](https://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/bill-simmons-models.jpg?w=560&h=315&quality=85&strip=all)
Bill Simmons Debuts Grantland; Gilbert Arenas Live Tweets Blind Date? [Burnt Toast]
Welcome to our new morning feature on Busted Coverage, aptly called Burnt Toast, written by Fox Sports Radio host Peter Burns. The Twitter revolution is upon us but tweets get lost, tweets are forgotten and tweets aren’t properly recognized for their value to humanity. That’s where Burns takes over and compiles the best, worst and most important nuggets from the night before. JUMP!
![Terrelle Pryor Free Car Days Are Over & Colt McCoy’s Wife Speaks [Burnt Toast]](https://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/terrelle-pryor-drunk-burnt.jpg?w=560&h=315&quality=85&strip=all)
Terrelle Pryor Free Car Days Are Over & Colt McCoy’s Wife Speaks [Burnt Toast]
Welcome to our new morning feature on Busted Coverage, aptly called Burnt Toast, written by Fox Sports Radio host Peter Burns. The Twitter revolution is upon us but tweets get lost, tweets are forgotten and tweets aren’t properly recognized for their value to humanity. That’s where Burns takes over and compiles the best, worst and most important nuggets from the night before. JUMP!
![Plaxico Burress Isn’t Nelson Mandela, Dirty Weiner & Charissa Thompson [Burnt Toast]](https://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/plax-burnt-toast.jpg?w=560&h=315&quality=85&strip=all)
Plaxico Burress Isn’t Nelson Mandela, Dirty Weiner & Charissa Thompson [Burnt Toast]
Welcome to our new morning feature on Busted Coverage, aptly called Burnt Toast, written by Fox Sports Radio host Peter Burns. The Twitter revolution is upon us but tweets get lost, tweets are forgotten and tweets aren’t properly recognized for their value to humanity. That’s where Burns takes over and compiles the best, worst and most important nuggets from the night before. JUMP!
![Silicone At Mavs-Heat; @MoneyLynch English Lesson [Burnt Toast]](https://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/burnttoast2.jpg?w=560&h=315&quality=85&strip=all)
Silicone At Mavs-Heat; @MoneyLynch English Lesson [Burnt Toast]
Welcome to our new morning feature on Busted Coverage, aptly called Burnt Toast, written by Fox Sports Radio host Peter Burns. The Twitter revolution is upon us but tweets get lost, tweets are forgotten and tweets aren’t properly recognized for their value to humanity. That’s where Burns takes over and compiles the best, worst and most important nuggets from the night before. JUMP!
Playboy All-American Team & Greatest Victory In Cavs History! [Burnt Toast]
Welcome to our new morning feature on Busted Coverage, aptly called Burnt Toast, written by Fox Sports Radio host Peter Burns. The Twitter revolution is upon us but tweets get lost, tweets are forgotten and tweets aren’t properly recognized for their value to humanity. That’s where Burns takes over and compiles the best, worst and most important nuggets from the night before. JUMP!
![Gilbert Arenas Talking 3D Porn & Great Shaq Retires Tweets [Burnt Toast]](https://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/burnttoast3.jpg?w=560&h=315&quality=85&strip=all)
Gilbert Arenas Talking 3D Porn & Great Shaq Retires Tweets [Burnt Toast]
Welcome to our new morning feature on Busted Coverage, aptly called Burnt Toast, written by Fox Sports Radio host Peter Burns. The Twitter revolution is upon us but tweets get lost, tweets are forgotten and tweets aren’t properly recognized for their value to humanity. That’s where Burns takes over and compiles the best, worst and most important nuggets from the night before. JUMP!
NBA Finals Douches, Ohio State Shrapnel & #NBARoleModels [Burnt Toast]
Welcome to our new morning feature on Busted Coverage, aptly called Burnt Toast, written by Fox Sports Radio host Peter Burns. The Twitter revolution is upon us but tweets get lost, tweets are forgotten and tweets aren’t properly recognized for their value to humanity. That’s where Burns takes over and compiles the best, worst and most important nuggets from the night before. Our very first Burnt Toast – JUMP!
![Jim Tressel SI Tweets, Bartolo Colon On Fire & Porn Star Jenny Hendrix [Burnt Toast]](https://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/burnttoast2.jpg?w=560&h=315&quality=85&strip=all)
Jim Tressel SI Tweets, Bartolo Colon On Fire & Porn Star Jenny Hendrix [Burnt Toast]
Welcome to our new morning feature on Busted Coverage, aptly called Burnt Toast, written by Fox Sports Radio host Peter Burns. The Twitter revolution is upon us but tweets get lost, tweets are forgotten and tweets aren't properly recognized for their value to humanity. That's where Burns takes over and compiles the best, worst and most important nuggets from the night before. Our very first Burnt Toast - JUMP!
