Tennessee Titans quarterback Matt Hasselbeck has some new kicks and while they might ooze patriotism (in honor of 9/11, of course), they might be the ugliest shoes we've ever seen. We like where your heart is, but you're sense of style has obviously left the building. Although, if Osama Bin Laden were alive, we're sure he'd be terrified. Check out these monstrosities.
Former New York Giants running back Tiki Barber may be jobless, devastated no one wants him and more or less universally despised, but at least he still has 20-something girlfriend Traci Lynn Johnson. Here's a good glimpse of what Tiki gets to look at every night after he's unable to look at himself in the mirror. Not bad. Check the photos!
Leryn Franco, the 2006 Miss Paraguay runner-up, first wowed us during the 2008 Olympics where she competed in javelin. We kind of forgot about her until we heard she broke up with her footballer boyfriend Lucas Barrios. We're glad she's in the news again because it reminded us just how hot she is. We've got the dirty details of her breakup and some sexy photos to boot. Check it!
Dwayne Wade's lady Gabrielle Union looks good. She looks even better in a bikini. And even if you don't like the Miami Heat, you'll probably agree she looks pretty damn fine in this Miami Heat bikini. Union hit the beach with Wade and his two sons on Monday and showed off body and her new bikini. We've got the photos right here! JUMP!
What did you do last weekend? Probably not anything remotely as cool as a few high school football players from Dubois County, Indiana. A trio of offensive linemen saved a pregnant woman from a burning vehicle by overturning it. If Ox were here, we're sure he'd say, "Forest Park High School football rules!"
We don't know a lot of women with fake breasts who participate in physical activity, other than, say, porn. Perhaps there's good reason for that. A British woman had one of her fake boobs ruptured while playing a game of paintball. Now, UK Paintball is designing special rules for women with implants. Here are the gory details. Check it!
Star Wars dorks will unite in San Francisco this Sunday to take in a game of Alderaan's favorite pastime -- Giants baseball (R.I.P Alderaan). The Giants are holding Star Wars Day, which promises to be totally geektacular. It's a good thing the Dodgers didn't come up with this idea. Here are the details and a gallery of some of the hottest Slave Leias you'll ever see. Check it!
In honor of the Wisconsin Badgers and the beginning of the college football season (about damn time!) we give you Holli, the hottest Bucky backer we could find. She's not only gorgeous, but she's ripped and she likes to fire off a few rounds every now and then. So, if you have a fetish for Wisconsin Badgers fans or hot chicks with guns then we've got the gallery for you! Check it!
Kris Humphries, AKA Mr. Kim Kardashian, had the most awkward moment of his entire life this week. He was seated next to Kim's sex tape co-star Ray J on a flight to New Orleans. What did he do? Well, he didn't handle the situation very well, we can tell you that. We'll give you a blow-by-blow of the uncomfortable situation and a gigantic (like her ass!) Kim Kardashian gallery to boot!
There hasn't been much to cheer for lately if you're a Cleveland Browns fan. Except for running back Peyton Hillis, that is. The bruising rusher came out of nowhere last season to give Browns fans a ray of hope. Of course, they latched onto Hillis and made him into a local deity, much like Chuck Norris is to the rest of the world. Now Hillis is doing his best Walker, Texas Ranger impression to market his personal website and we've got the hilarious video for you. Bang it!
Sports business reporter Darren Rovell is getting a show on NBC Sports, but who cares about Darren Rovell? No one. That's why Rovell had the good sense to hire model/actress Erin Sharoni as his sideline reporter. If you're a St. John's fan, you probably recognize her from Red Storm Report. If you're not, you should start recognizing her now. Bang it for the gallery!
We know New England Patriots receiver Chad Ochocinco likes to call attention to himself in public. Well, it appears he likes to call attention to fish in the privacy of the home he shares with fiancé Evelyn Lozada. Ochocinco has a custom-made fish tank over his bed and as a wall for his multiple televisions. Here are the pics, along with Lozada in a sports bra. Check it!
Remember former Chicago Cubs slugger Sammy Sosa? Remember when he was black? So do we. He's a thing of the past. White Sammy Sosa is a thing of the present and White Sammy Sosa was photographed Sunday in New York stuffing bills in a belly dancer's skirt. Here's our tribute to one of the creepiest-looking dudes in the entire world. The greatest moments in Sammy Sosa white face history! JUMP!
Boston Celtics forward Paul Pierce stormed China to play some basketball, visit the Great Wall and meet the locals. Oh, and he also received a chocolate version of himself, which is oddly creepy. Check out the Chocolate Truth, Pierce doing the tourist thing and video of him flying over a scorer's table.
It's football season and you know that that means. Football! It also means tailgating and that means grilling and drinking. In order to get your proper shine on before the game, we've compiled the best tailgating beers for you. Whether you're a distinguished gentleman or a broke-ass college student, you'll find what you need right here.
Ashlynn Brooke. She's got it all -- smart, sexy, fun, great in bed (we assume) and a huge sports fan. The Oklahoma native is a huge Sooners and Green Bay Packers fan. She knows her stuff, too. In our latest 5 questions, we try not to drool while Brooke dishes on the adult industry, football and life. Oh yeah, we've got some pics too. JUMP!
Some farmers obviously have too much time on their hands. Some are apparently huge NHL fans. What do you get when you put the two together? A corn maze honoring your favorite team. Just this week photos have surfaced of a Detroit Red Wings corn maze and one of Boston Bruins goalie Tim Thomas holding the Stanley Cup. They're oddly cool so we grabbed a gallery of the best sports-related corn mazes for you. JUMP!
Skateboarder Tony Hawk busted up his face in an accident yesterday and ended up with a crazy snaggletooth. Luckily for you, or perhaps unluckily, we have the grizzly photos. Needless to say, Mr. Hawk is now missing something -- a normal-looking mouth. But the guy just added to his street cred. We Americans want our extreme athletes to break bones, lose teeth and die here and there. Tony's hockey goon face - JUMP!
It's a good old fashioned brawl in the streets of Memphis! Unfortunately for Morgan Turner, he picked the wrong dude to brawl with -- an off-duty security guard who knows Muay Thai. Luckily for Turner the fight gets broken up, but not before he takes some well-placed blows to the face. Afterwards, the street punk throws down some rhymes and seems to be ok besides that giant knot on his forehead. Check the video! JUMP!
Fulham FC's Philippe Senderos is a tough defender. Newcastle United's Joey Barton is a great goal scorer. But ask Senderos about slowing Barton and Senderos will reveal something crazy -- Barton is going to come in your face. All over it, probably. Take a look at the video where he reveals Barton's secret. JUMP!
Ever since former booster and convicted swindler Nevin Shapiro outed the University of Miami for widespread NCAA rules violations new t-shirt designs have been popping up. Most of them are designed to kick The U while they're down, but the latest takes a direct shot at Shapiro. Check them all out right here. JUMP!
PGAer Bubba Watson is recognized as one of the 'quirky' players on the usually staid tour. This week he has been dabbling in practice videos for the upcoming Barclays event that revolve around Bubba, a blue suit and water. Why? Because that's how Bubba rolls. And he doesn't drink, so this is how he and the boys amuse each other. Doesn't drink? Yeah, doesn't. More of a Bible study kinda guy. But it's his quirkiness you love and appreciate. Get some! Blue suit! JUMP!
A former Oakland Raiders cheerleader - Nicole Rosenstiel - turned police office is suing her employer, the Vacaville Police, for sexual harassment. She's asking for $1.5 million for enduring such comments as "nice rack" and "I want to see you naked." When did broads start mistaking compliments for sexual harassment? And since when can't a cop tell a chick how good she looks? Crazy bitches! Judge for yourself via the gallery! JUMP!
You're not invited to the Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries nuptials tomorrow and now neither is part of Bruce Jenner's family. Kardashian trimmed her guest list by 50 people reportedly because the venue couldn't hold them. We're sure no one will be angry about this. More importantly, we've got a gallery of Kim and that great ass! One more day until she's off the market. Your move, Bush. JUMP!
It looks like they've confused LeBron James with Buddha in China. James, who's touring the country, is being swarmed like a deity and Chinese are cramming themselves into places you need a shoe horn to get them out of just to get a glimpse. It must be because he's American, unless they're a nation that worships choke artists. Take a look at the lengths people are going to just to get near this fourth-quarter disappearing act. JUMP!
We now know, thanks to the i-Team at US Weekly, that Orlando Magic forward Ryan Anderson is dating reality star and model Gia Allemand. The couple has been publicly gushing over each other on Twitter and, as we're sure you expected, say they're in the perfect relationship. Of course this isn't Gia's first rodeo with a jersey. She once dated Carl Pavano and NHLer Chris Campoli. Nothing could possibly go wrong here, could it? Bikinis! Tweets! JUMP!
A hand gesture to support the Nebraska Cornhuskers that looks like a sexual reference, but can also be construed to look like a cob corn -- now why didn't we think of that? We'll tell you why. Because we come from places populous enough to have something called the NFL and because we have jobs. For those of you in Nebraska, here's the CornFinger!
Three former UCLA Bruins -- Kevin Love, Russell Westbrook and Baron Davis -- have been attending classes this summer in an effort to complete their degrees. On Wednesday they were joined by music mogul and entrepreneur Diddy. No word on what class these clowns are taking, but you can be sure it isn't a class in the Molecular and Medical Pharmacology department.
Tony Hawk jumped on Twitter today to tell his followers the big news. No, not another video game being released. The news is 31-years-old and goes back to a time when Hawk was still taking 2nd place in skating events. You see, Tony had a trophy returned to him by the people who bought his childhood home. To think, they didn't throw it on eBay with a Buy It Now of $1,000. Sucker! JUMP!
Former University of Tennessee basketball coach Bruce Pearl doesn't have much use for his gigantic multi-million dollar home these days. Since he doesn't have a job, he probably can't afford the mortgage payments either. Pearl's Knoxville home can be yours for only $2.7 million. Ever wondered what it's like to have three laundry facilities in your house. Buy this pad. Here's what you get. JUMP!
How many hot cyclist WAGs do you know? The answer to the question is now one. British cyclist Mark Cavendish is dating glamour model Peta Todd. We've covered nearly all the possible sporting WAGs in the world but never a cycling chick. Multiple high-fives to Cavendish for being able to parlay his biking success into jumping in the sack with Ms. Todd. It's amazing she got through the grasps of Manchester United. GALLERY! JUMP!
Ah, the lure of the ballpark -- the lush green field, the crack of the bat, dogs, beers, peanuts and drunk, belligerent fans yelling at you and the team the entire game. Here's that woman at a Cleveland Indians game. A funny thing happens after she takes her shirt off and starts waving it around in the air, though. The rest of the stadium follows suit. Check the video. JUMP!
That fantasy you've been dreaming up where U.S. Women's National Team members Alex Morgan and Whitney Engen are together in a tub, well... dream no more! You'll have to work your way around a couple of pesky sports bras, but that's what your imagination is for. Plus, we've got a whole gallery of Alex Morgan in all of her hotness for you. JUMP!
Artist David Arrigo may not have a bunch of paintings hanging in fancy galleries, but you've probably still seen his work. Arrigo has painted some of the coolest goalie masks in hockey. His works range from the odd -- Angry Birds -- to the traditional. The one thing they all have in common is they look awesome. Check the gallery. JUMP!
We've done gone and solved your problems once again! That $40,000 burning a hole in your pocket -- this is what you need to do with it. Rent Miami Heat center Zydrunas Ilgauskas' Soho townhouse for a month! You'll even have $3,000 left over for call girls! The place even comes with an Old School poster in one of the bedrooms. This place has it all. Check it out in the Busted Coverage real estate listings. JUMP!
Ah, those crazy NASCAR fools! Just when you thought you had them all figured out as a bunch of backwards, hillbilly, wife-beating meth heads, they go and turn the tables on you. Two members of Juan Pablo Montoya's crew were busted for, not meth, but marijuana. The humanity! Our main subject, Trevor Lysne, could pass for a coke dealer, but pot? Fooled us. JUMP!