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Sep 30, 2011

Gilbert Arenas Picks Up Wife At Airport Dressed As Pimp [PHOTO]

Orlando Magic guard Gilbert Arenas may not be so pimp on the basketball court anymore, but he's dressing up as one off it. Thankfully, we can look forward to much more of Gil's clown antics, since it doesn't look like there's going to be an NBA season. Check out the full story of Gilbert Arenas' pimp suit and the full-body photo right here. Bang it!

Sep 29, 2011

Hate A Red Sox Fan? Send Him/Her A Condolence E-Card [12 PHOTOS]

The Boston Red Sox melted down like no other team ever has before, blowing the biggest lead for a playoff spot entering September in history. While we're fairly pleased the Sox won't be in the playoffs, BC sorta feels your pain. We also enjoyed a laugh or two at your expense. So, in honor of your meltdown, here are the best A.L. Wild Card collapse e-cards. Way to go, Boston! Enjoy being loozahs this winter. JUMP!

Sep 29, 2011

Would One Legged Jonnie Peacock Destroy One Legged Usain Bolt? [DEBATE]

They're comparing amputee sprinter Jonnie Peacock to 100-meter-dash world-record holder Usain Bolt in England. While that comparison may be absurd, it does make you wonder how fast the guy could be on two legs. Or, if he could beat Bolt on only one. These Brits might be crazy with their comparisons, but Peacock's story is still pretty cool and what the hell? We might as well start the debate. Chime in!

Sep 28, 2011

Teach Me How To (Mike) Gundy: The Remix [VIDEO]

The "Teach Me How To Gundy" video has taken on a life of its own, and for good reason. College football coaches shouldn't be doing dances like this anywhere. Fortunately, Oklahoma State coach Mike Gundy forgot about the existence of YouTube. Poor bastard! His idiocy is our gain, though. We're skipping the original video because it's too damn long. It's already been remixed with music and a couple other Gundy highlights and the results are much, much better. Check it!

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Sep 28, 2011

LPGA’s Belen Mozo Is Getting Naked For ESPN The Magazine [PHOTOS]

We didn't know who Belen Mozo was before today, but we're already a big fan. The LPGA rookie will appear naked in ESPN The Magazine's Body Issue. To get you tuned up, we opened the file on Mozo and pulled a totally sweet-ass gallery of our own. Who's the big winner, besides our bank account when you keep clicking? That's right, you are! Now get in here and meet your new favorite golfer! GO!

Rory McIlroy & Caroline Wozniacki Are Sports’ Brangelina [Photos]

Golfer Rory McIlroy and tennis player Caroline Wozniacki are clearly in the lovey dovey phase of their relationship. McIlroy just gave her a personalized golf club that has Wozziroly engraved on it, which raises a couple of very important questions. We break down the meaning behind Wozzilroy and throw you a gallery of the better-looking half of this relationship at you. Check it out!

Sep 27, 2011

Phoenix Coyotes’ Paul Bissonnette Living The Dream [36 PHOTOS]

BizNasty is quickly becoming a Twitter legend, which is fairly odd for an NHL player who rarely gets on the ice. That's because Phoenix Coyotes' winger Paul Bissonnette documents his exploits with women, stupidity... whatever, fairly regularly and without shame. In other words, he's our kind of guy. If he wasn't playing in the NHL there would be a position for him on this staff. Take a look at the adventures of BizNasty right here. Check it!

Sep 27, 2011

Jason Kidd Baby Mama Update: Hope Dworaczyk’s Newest Shoot [36 PHOTOS]

Maybe you've heard of Hope Dworaczyk. Maybe you haven't. If the latter, then you should get to know her work. Dworaczyk was the 2010 Playmate of the Year. She's also Jason Kidd's ex and the mother of his child. Why he didn't marry her, we have no idea. He may not be the brightest guy, but we know talent when we see it. Here's a heavy dose of Hope Dworaczyk for you to enjoy. MNF could get out of hand. If so, we have you covered with 36 pics to peruse. Check it!

Sep 26, 2011

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Sep 26, 2011

Brad Marchand’s Misspelled Stanley Cup Tattoo: The Story Of How [Photos]

Boston Bruins center Brad Marchand has a tattoo on the side of his torso that says Stanley Cup Champions. At least, it does now. When Marchand got the tattoo after the Bruins won the Cup, it said Stanley Cup Champians. So much for the American education system. Remember how drunk Marchand was for seven straight days? He's just waking up. Here's the story of Marchand's misspelled tattoo and some photos of him showing it off. Check it!

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Sep 23, 2011

Brian Kelly Can’t Win Football Games, But He Can Join A Frat

Brian Kelly has, admittedly, a tough job. He's the Notre Dame football coach. Notre Dame fans demand perfection and they haven't got a lot of that in recent years. The team is off to a 1-2 start this season, but spirits are high after the Irish beat Michigan State last weekend. And Kelly? Well, he's doing his part. He didn't get the memo to wear a blaze orange hat, but he did show up for this fraternity pyramid photo op. You know you want to know more...

Sep 23, 2011

Brett Favre And His Redneck, Dick-Texting Style Are Back!

Brett Favre is back, people! You knew he couldn't stay away forever... or a full season. We're sorry to tell you Favre fan boys he's only coming back to be a color commentator for Southern Miss, his alma mater, for one game. The important thing is Brett Favre and his gigantic ego are getting back to football in some form. Surely, this will be a monumental event. Not only do we have the details, but we're also going to tell you what to expect from Favre. Check it out!

Sep 23, 2011

Bill Belichick Has A Somewhat Hot Girlfriend! [Photos]

Shocker of the day! New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick, who we pretty much assumed crawled into a hole under a bridge in the offseason, has a fairly hot girlfriend. Her name is Linda Holliday and if you like MILFs, well, then this is your lucky day! What do we have for you? The story of Bill Belichick, Linda Holliday and a bunch of pics of her MILF-ey goodness. Check it!

Sep 23, 2011

Madame Tussauds Alex Ovechkin Creepy As Hell [Photo]

The Washington Capitals Alex Ovechkin is about to join all-time greats like Babe Ruth and Muhammad Ali... as a wax statue at Madame Tussauds in Washington D.C. He follows former Washington Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas in getting the wax treatment. Looking at Ovechkin's statue -- or at least the head -- is a lot like staring into the abyss. We're going to have nightmares for weeks!

Sep 22, 2011

The Detroit Lions Make Bob Seger Cry

They're loving the Lions in Detroit. The team is off to a 2-0 start and the locals are talking playoffs for the first time in... longer than we can remember. Local celebrities are turning up for games too. Lions fan Bob Seger was spotted in the team's locker room after last week's win. He had himself a little cry while he was there, too. Ah, to be a Lions fan. It seems like the threat of success has Bullet Bob a little choked up.

Sep 22, 2011

Broncos Receiver Eric Decker Dating Singer Jessie James [Photos]

Donver Broncos wide receiver Eric Decker burst on the scene with a 100-yard, two touchdown performance against the Cincinnati Bengals in week two. It looks like Decker is doing even better off the field, though. He's dating country-pop singer Jessica James. And wouldn't you know it! We've got a hot-ass gallery just for you! C'mon in and take a look at the best decision Eric Decker ever made.

Sep 22, 2011

New Mr. Olympia Phil Heath: From 1.3 PPG Point Guard To THIS! [PHOTOS]

Little something for the ladies and Andy Katz this afternoon. Phil Heath used to be a pretty average basketball player for the University of Denver, averaging 1.3 points per game during his college career. Today, he's a goddam physical specimen. Heath said to hell with basketball and turned to professional bodybuilding. It was a good call. Heath was just named Mr. Olympia. Check out this transformation. It's nothing less than astounding. Your move, Bilas. JUMP!

Sep 22, 2011

Marcus Camby Spending NBA Lockout Free Time Getting Stoned

Portland Trailblazers forward Marcus Camby has taken a different approach to the NBA lockout. While many of his colleagues are engaging in productive activities like playing basketball, Camby is smoking dope and hitting the buffet line. Camby was busted for marijuana possession earlier this week. Here's the story.

Sep 22, 2011

Celta, FC Barcelona & Udinese Players Gay Up To Backstreet Boys [VIDEO]

And here's our train wreck video of the day! If you don't like soccer, well... here's some more fuel for your fire. If you are a soccer fan, then you should probably make sure stuff like this doesn't surface again. Here's video of Celta's Fabián Orellana, FC Barcelona's Alexis Sánchez, and Udinese's Mauricio Isla in an above-ground pool trying to sing a Backstreet Boys' song. If we didn't know they were soccer players, we'd be pretty sure this was a gay porn. JUMP!

Sep 20, 2011

Lady Gaga Continues To Do Dumb S#$% At Sporting Events [Photos]

Lady Gaga and her entourage made an appearance at the New York Giants game last night. What do you think happened? Well, in true Lady Gaga form, she got drunk and poured a bunch of champagne out the front of her luxury suite. Perfectly good champagne. LOSER. Need to see a gallery of her stupid ass acting like a fool? JUMP!

Sep 20, 2011

Western New Mexico Bus Blows Up, Team Wins Football Game Anyway [Photos]

FIIIIIRRREEE! The Western New Mexico football team is one resilient bunch. After their team bus exploded while en route to play Fort Lewis College on Friday, the team got a new bus, new equipment, Nike threw in some cleats & they finished their trip and beat Fort Lewis anyway. No one was injured in the fire... except the bus. Check out the charred remains here.

Sep 19, 2011

Meet The New York Mets Rookie Cheerleaders [Photos]

You know what's not sexy? It's simple - New York Mets' rookies in cheerleader uniforms. The underachieving ballclub had some fun last night with its annual rookie hazing by making youngsters look like they're about to partake in a gay porn in Chelsea. But these guys are troopers. They're able to laugh about being called up and becoming the Mets cheerleading team. You guys do realize these photos will live on the Internet? JUMP!

Sep 17, 2011

Ashton Kutcher Watches Iowa Pull Off Historic Comeback And His Wife Is Still Hot [Photos]

The Iowa Hawkeyes pulled off a historic comeback today, turning a 27-10 fourth quarter deficit into a 31-27 win. It was the biggest comeback in school history and celeb Hawks fan Ashton Kutcher was their to witness it. We're fans of history and we're also fans of Kutcher's wife, Demi Moore. So, in honor of the Hawks' big win and hot women over 40, here's a gallery of Demi at her best. Check it!

Sep 16, 2011

Meet Strikeforce Ring Girl Jordan Daniele [Photos]

We may not know much about much, but we do know about hot chicks and Strikeforce ring girl and model Jordan Daniele is one. That's why we're bringing you this delectable treat to close out your Friday. Here's a smoking-hot gallery of Daniele to get your blood flowing and your weekend started right! Check it!

Sep 16, 2011

NBA Stars Take Over Fashion Week [Photos]

NBA stars including Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, LeBron James, Amar'e Stoudemire and Carmelo Anthony were fixtures at Fashion Week, which concluded last night. Wade's fashion cred is a little higher than the others, though. The Miami Heat guard was seen in the front row with Vogue editor Anna Wintour and is rumored to be launching his own line. Check out the boys and their threads in this gallery.

Sep 16, 2011

Kardashian Sisters Don’t Like Kris Humphries [Photos]

There's trouble in paradise. Kim Kardashian's sisters, Khloe and Kourtney, don't seem to think too much of Mr. Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries. That's a real shame. A real made-for-TV shame. Frankly, we could care less what any of these idiots think about anything. Unfortunately, we're not the rest of the world, so you'll probably be hearing a lot about this. Here's the story. And you didn't think we'd let this slide by without a gallery of Kim's fine ass, did you? Check it!

Sep 16, 2011

LPGA Golfers Engage In Some Ass Shaking [Video]

We like videos with chicks shaking their asses. Hell, we like chicks shaking their asses period. So, when we came across a video of some LPGA golfers shaking their asses in a video called "Grip It," we had to post it. The video is a response to the Golf Boys and is highlighted by the gorgeous Jeehae Lee. Watch her shake it right here. Check it!

Sep 15, 2011

Baseball Mascot With Giant Dong For Sale On eBay

Now you can own your own piece of the Amarillo Sox -- their since abandoned mascot that looks like he's got a raging boner. That's right, this piece of baseball infamy can be yours for just $25,000. The mascot costume in all of its bonerrific goodness if up for sale on eBay.

Sep 15, 2011

Josh Hamilton Hits A Slam, Texans Get Free Carpet, We Get Morgan Fitzgerald [Photos]

There are some happy Texans today. Rangers first baseman Josh Hamilton blasted a grand slam last night, triggering a promotion for free carpet and countertops from an Arlington carpet store. The slam also inadvertently introduced us to the store owner's daughter, Morgan Fitzgerald. Aren't we lucky? Here are some pics so you can ogle her.

Sep 14, 2011

Yes, Broncos Fan To Pay For Play Tim Tebow Billboards [Message Boards]

They're clamoring for Jesus H. Christ... we mean Tim Tebow in Denver. Word is, if Orton doesn't deliver a fantastic performance against the Bengals this weekend, a group of fans will be buying two billboards in downtown Denver pleading the organization to start Tebow. Since the Broncos aren't going to win six games with Orton at the helm, they may as well win three with Tebow at the helm and enter into the Andrew Luck derby, right?

Sep 13, 2011

Hotter POA: Bo Peep Garrett Richards Or Smurf Stephen Strasburg? [HAZING]

Angels pitcher Garrett Richards may have one-upped the Washington Nationals and Stephen Strasburg's Papa Smurf outfit. Richards got to pose as Miss Bo Peep (we think), including his thick legs in stockings. It begs the question, who got the worse end of the rookie hazing, Strasburg or Richards? They both appear to be having more fun than should be expected. Check it!

Sep 13, 2011

26 Sweet-Ass Photos Of Gisele In Honor Of Her Sweet-Ass Potato Fries

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady gets no respect from the Capitol Lounge in Washington D.C. Their Patriots-themed menu features items named for Chad Ochocinco, Deion Branch and Brady's wife, Gisele Bundchen. So, in honor of Gisele's Sweet-Ass Potato Fries, here's a smokin' gallery of Giselle's sweet ass. Someone pass the Heinz! JUMP!

Sep 12, 2011

Kate Upton Gives Back To Cantor Fitzgerald For 9/11 [Photos]

We know you love Kate Upton, so although this has nothing to do with sports, we're bringing it to you anyway. Upton was on the trading floor at financial services firm Cantor Fitzgerald on Monday making calls for charity. The story of Cantor Fitzgerald is almost as amazing as Kate Upton is gorgeous. Check it out and yes, there's a gallery of Kate Upton, too.

Sep 12, 2011

Washington Nationals Rookies Dressed As Gay Smurf Fluffers [PHOTOS]

The Washington Nationals may not be very good on the baseball diamond, but at least their an entertaining bunch. Sixteen rookies were required to dress up as Smurfs, complete with blue body paint and tight white pants on Sunday. Ace Stephen Strasburg was Papa Smurf and catcher Wilson Ramos was a very ugly looking Smurfette. For some of the strangest rookie hazing we've ever seen, check out this gallery!

Sep 9, 2011

Anna Kournikova Trading $9mm Junker For $20mm Miami Mansion [Photos]

Tennis legend Anna Kournikova and boyfriend Enrique Iglesias are building a new $20 million home in Miami that Scarface would be proud of. Hopefully it doesn't end as badly for them as it did for Tony Montana. Her old pad is on the market for $9mm and was a piece of junk. In honor of this excess we've got an excess of Anna Kournikova pics for you. We know that's what you really wanted anyway. Check it!

Sep 8, 2011

Matt Hasselbeck To Wear These 9/11 Shoes Which Are Made In China [Photos]

Tennessee Titans quarterback Matt Hasselbeck has some new kicks and while they might ooze patriotism (in honor of 9/11, of course), they might be the ugliest shoes we've ever seen. We like where your heart is, but you're sense of style has obviously left the building. Although, if Osama Bin Laden were alive, we're sure he'd be terrified. Check out these monstrosities.

Sep 7, 2011

Tiki Barber’s Future Wife Traci Lynn Johnson Nearly Naked [Photos]

Former New York Giants running back Tiki Barber may be jobless, devastated no one wants him and more or less universally despised, but at least he still has 20-something girlfriend Traci Lynn Johnson. Here's a good glimpse of what Tiki gets to look at every night after he's unable to look at himself in the mirror. Not bad. Check the photos!