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Feb 14, 2012

Baseball Fan Tattoos Every MLB Mascot On His Body & More Great Sports Tats [PHOTOS]

We've shown you stupid sports-related tattoos before, but Benjamin Christensen's might take the cake. Or, it might be the coolest thing you've ever seen. That will largely depend on whether you're as insane about baseball as he is. We're quite sane, so we're going to fall into the first category. In honor of Christensen's stupid sports tattoo, we're breaking out a gallery. We'll call it a gallery of regret, since that's what these idiots will feel about their sports tattoos sometime down the road. JUMP!

Feb 13, 2012

Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush Dating Again? [PHOTOS]

Kim and Reggie! Reggie and Kim! It's the reunion you've been waiting for! At least, we think it is. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush were spotted together in Beverly Hills this weekend, where they apparently looked cozy. They've also reportedly been spending a lot of time together recently. It sure sounds like it's back on to us, which we're sure you're as ecstatic about as we are. Here are all the gory details. Check it!

Feb 13, 2012

Swimmer Matt Grevers Asks Annie Chandler To Marry Him On Medal Podium [VIDEO]

If you're looking for a grand way to propose this Valentine's Day then take notes. Although you probably won't be able to do anything this grand, you can certainly learn or thing or two about grandiose gestures. Swimmer Matt Grevers won his race at the Missouri Grand Prix Saturday and the proposed to his girlfriend, Annie Chandler, from the medal stand. She flipped her shit. Here's the video. Check it!

Feb 10, 2012

Coach K’s Letter To Michael Jordan After Rejecting Duke [PHOTO]

Duke may be laughing now, after Austin Rivers buried arch rival UNC with a last-second three the other night, but there was a time when things were different. The time we're referring to is a long time ago. It's a time when a skinny North Carolina kid told Mike Krzyzewski & Duke University to dangle, signed with the Tar Heels & went on to become the best basketball player ever. His name was Michael Jordan and here's the letter Krzyzewski sent him after he rejected Duke. Check it!

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Feb 9, 2012

Can $37K Student Loan Be Paid Off Via Josh Hamilton Jersey On eBay?

The things you can find on eBay. Today, we've got some guy who apparently got swindled by a tech school that no longer exists trying to swindle some fool into paying $37,000 for an autographed jersey worn by Texas Rangers outfielder Josh Hamilton. The seller claims the money will go to repay the student load debt. Sounds pretty legit to us because, hell, tech schools definitely cost that much and this jersey is totally worth that much. Check it!

“Sanchez” Girl Is Samantha DeFalco & She Has Facebook Photos!

Remember the chick who yelled "Sanchez" when she was asked who she wanted to see at the New York Giants victory parade? Well, she's back and she's got a Facebook page and a damn good explanation as to why she yelled out the New York Jets starting quarterback's name at the Giants parade. Actually, the explanation is just as dumb as her answer was earlier this week. Nonetheless, we've got the video and some photos. Check it!

Feb 9, 2012

Duke-UNC Night: Callie Rivers Is Dating UNC Guard Dexter Strickland [PHOTOS]

Duke plays North Carolina in basketball tonight, renewing one of the best rivalries in college basketball. While most everyone has a clear rooting interest, at least one person doesn't -- Doc Rivers' daughter Callie. That's because she's dating injured UNC guard Dexter Strickland and her brother, Austin, plays for Duke. What to do? We're pretty sure she'll support both players and we're also pretty sure she'll look hot doing it. Here are some photos for you to judge. Check it!

Feb 8, 2012

UNC-Duke Night: Here’s Dean Smith’s Recruiting Letter To Michael Jordan [PHOTOS]

Michael Jordan is all over this North Carolina basketball thing today. The Tar Heels meet arch rival Duke tonight and the greatest player from either side threw out a little memorabilia via Twitter. Air Jordan posted pictures of a recruiting letter he was sent by Dean Smith and his letter of intent. These, of course, would help UNC win the 1982 National Championship. As for Duke, well, they can pretty much suck it. The letter - JUMP!

Feb 8, 2012

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Feb 7, 2012

Dumb Broad At Giants Parade Wants To See “Sanchez” [VIDEO]

We kind of had a feeling all New York Jets fans were like this. That may or may not be the case, but we've found one woman who isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. During the New York Giants Super Bowl victory parade today, a local reporter turned the camera on one brilliant young lady to ask who she wanted to see. Her reply? "Sanchez." We wonder how long she'll be waiting on the street for Sanchez to roll by. Check the video!

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Feb 7, 2012

Pawn Shop Drops 900 Pounds Of Butterfingers In Boston For Wes Welker [Photos]

New England Patriots receiver Wes Welker's 4th quarter drop in the Super Bowl helped seal his team's fate and propel the New York Giants to a win. In typical fashion, New York sports fans have no intention of letting him forget about the gaffe either. A pawn shop stuck it to Welker by dropping 900 pounds of Butterfinger candy bars in Copley Square Tuesday morning. At least Bostonians will get some free candy to go with their misery. Check it!

Feb 6, 2012

Yawn: Maria Menounos Wearing Bikini After Losing Super Bowl Bet [PHOTOS]

Extra host Maria Menounos looks fantastic. As you might imagine, she looks even more fantastic in a bikini. Maybe the best thing to come out of the New York Giants winning the Super Bowl was the fact Menounos lost a bet to colleague A.J. Calloway. The die-hard New England Patriots fan had to wear a bikini on Extra to pay off the wager. We tip our hat to you, Calloway. We'll tip something else to Menounos and her rock-hard abs. JUMP!

Feb 6, 2012

Will Ferrell’s Unaired Old Milwaukee Super Bowl Spot [Video]

Will Ferrell is awesome, so you know the Super Bowl commercial he did for Old Milwaukee is awesome. Unfortunately, no one saw it. That is, unless you live in the North Platte, Nebraska area. That's the only market Ferrell's commercial aired in. It's not the first time Old Milwaukee has pulled such a stunt with Ferrell, but fear not. We've got the commercial right here for you in all it's unaired glory. Check it!

Feb 4, 2012

Pats Release Guy With Logo Shaved In His Head Night Before Super Bowl

Tiquan Underwood played in only six games for the New England Patriots this season, but he was proud to be a member of the team. So proud, he shaved the team logo into the back of his high-top fade. The haircut made him a media darling all week in Indianapolis. Unfortunately, his pride and loyalty got him nowhere. The Pats unceremoniously cut Underwood the night before the Super Bowl. Classy move, Bill Belichick. Here's the story. Check it!

Feb 4, 2012

Butler’s Ronald Nored Suffers Disgusting Cracked Tooth [Photo]

Butler Bulldogs guard Ronald Nored just suffered the most disgusting injury of the college basketball season. While diving for a loose ball in today's loss to Detroit, Nored's face bounced off the floor and he cracked... no, broke one of his front teeth. So while the loss and the Bulldogs' mediocre record might be painful, we suspect this injury hurt a little bit more than either of those things. We've got the gnarly photo. Check it!

Feb 4, 2012

Tom Brady’s Palace Is Done Just In Time [Photos]

Things are looking pretty good for New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, win or lose. Beyond the supermodel wife, piles of money and All-American good looks, Brady's $20 million Los Angeles palace was recently completed. We think all that is a pretty nice consolation prize if his team loses on Sunday. Oh, and we call it a palace because it has two wings. Here's a look at the Bradys' new 22,000-square-foot home. Check it!

Feb 3, 2012

This Kid Will Kick Your Ass At Ping Pong [Video]

You know how crazy parents force their kids into sports way too early because they want them to become some kind of robo-athlete and make them a lot of money in the future? Well, we're not sure if that's exactly what's going on here, but we have a feeling ping pong isn't that lucrative. This wee lad, who looks all of one year old, is already killing it though. You've got to see it for yourself. Luckily, we've got the video right here. Check it!

Feb 3, 2012

Tim Tebow Ignoring All The Scattered Ass At Super Bowl [Photos]

There's plenty of ass in Indianapolis this week for the Super Bowl. Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow doesn't care though. While the chicks are (presumably) swooning and throwing themselves at the dreamboat that is Tebow, Jesus Boy is having none of it. We've got Tebow at a Bud Light party last night, surrounded by scantily-clad women, not giving a shit. We've got him with Kate Upton and Chrissy Teigen this morning doing his wholesome schtick. Way to score one for virgins everywhere, Tim! Check it!

Feb 3, 2012

Tom Brady Has The Escalade Of Toilets

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady has the best toilet known to man in his place. Just ask receiver Wes Welker. As the questions and stories get dumber and dumber at the Super Bowl, Welker told someone the main reason he likes visiting Brady's house is because his toilets do all the work for you. What the hell are we talking about? Drop trow and read all about it here while you're sitting on your highly-inferior throne with a wad of paper in your hand.

Feb 2, 2012

J.J. Watt Is All Over Miss America, Laura Kaeppeler [Photo]

This is the part of the day when we sing "On Wisconsin." We don't do it every day, but Wisconsin is looking pretty good right now. Wisconsinites J.J. Watt, who happens to play for the Houston Texans these days, and Laura Kaeppeler, who happens to be Miss America, met up in Indianapolis today. Do we see a love connection? Not really. Her heart belongs to Aaron Rodgers. We've got all the dirt right here. Check it!

Feb 2, 2012

Madonna May Channel Victor Cruz At Halftime Of Super Bowl

Madonna will be performing at halftime of the Super Bowl on Sunday, which will probably be the highlight of the game for us. That is, unless she channels New York Giants receiver Victor Cruz. Cruz, who became known for doing the salsa after scoring a touchdown this season, is in The Material Girl's head. She told the media he influenced her to learn salsa, so if she breaks it out on Sunday, you'll know why. Here's our look at Madonna's relationship with Cruz and the halftime show. Check it!

Feb 2, 2012

Savalace Townsend Has College Version Of Blake Griffin’s Dunk [Video]

Blake Griffin ain't shit. Okay, maybe we're going a little overboard. He's definitely got a rival for the monster dunk he threw down over Kendrick Perkins on Sunday and it comes from a college player. And it's a college player we've never heard of. Well, we've heard of him now and so should you. Arkansas-Pine Bluff guard Savalace Townsend had a rim-rattler this week that's every bit as good as Griffin's. It may be even better. Check it!

Feb 1, 2012

Kevin Durant On Blake Griffin Dunk: It Was A Layup

When the Los Angeles Clippers' Blake Griffin posterized the Oklahoma City Thunder's Kendrick Perkins on Sunday everyone pretty much went ape shit. Well, Perkins' teammate Kevin Durant was not one of those people. The NBA's third-leading scorer says Griffin's dunk was nothing more than a layup. While we may not agree with that assessment, Durant does raise an interesting point about what a dunk is. Check it!

Feb 1, 2012

Maryland Coach Mark Turgeon Has Student Imitators [Photos]

Who is Mark Turgeon? It's okay, we didn't know either. He's the basketball coach at Maryland. You know, the guy who took over for Gary Williams. Well, it turns out people were about excited as we are about Mark Turgeon and Maryland basketball this season. So, several Maryland students decided to dress up as the coach for games to show their support for the him and the team. They look like fools, but their hearts are in the right place. Check it!

Feb 1, 2012

More Than 70 Dead In Egypt Soccer Riot [Video]

Some Egyptians have taken soccer hooliganism to a whole new level. By this time there are probably more than 100 people dead after fans of Al-Masry and Al-Ahly rushed the field throwing stones and sticks following the teams' match Wednesday night. More than 1,000 are injured. Not even the players were safe. We're talking about some crazy shit. Here's how it all got started. Check the video!

Feb 1, 2012

Alex Ovechkin’s New $4.2MM Mansion Includes A Worthless Den [PHOTOS]

Washington Capitals forward Alexander Ovechkin has a new pad and, well... we're not all that impressed. The joint is big, that's for sure. It cost a lot of money -- $4.2 million to be exact. There's nothing terribly special about it, though. First of all, it's in Virginia. Second of all, it has none of the stupid, garish things athletes have in their homes. Not even a pool. The coolest thing here is Ovechkin's giant deck. Take a look for yourself.

Jan 31, 2012

Jaguars Owner Shahid Khan Dumping Yacht For $112MM! [PHOTOS]

New Jacksonville Jaguars owner Shahid Khan has a pretty sweet yacht, at least until someone awesome like you buys it! Khan's yacht is on the block for a cool $112 million and when you see the photos of this 223-foot bad boy, you'll understand why. You've never seen a boat with so much crap in it. Some of that crap includes an elevator, a disco, a gym, a motorcycle hatch and a helicopter pad. You know, for when you're tired of traveling by sea. Check it!

Jan 30, 2012

Skip Schumaker’s 2012 Topps Baseball Card Includes Stupid Rally Squirrel

The people at the Topps trading card company are some funny, wacky bastards! They decided to make St. Louis Cardinals second baseman Skip Schumaker's 2012 baseball card a shot of the so-called rally squirrel. Schumaker's leg also makes a brief cameo in his baseball card. The company says they did it to honor the Cardinals' postseason run. We're sure Schumaker is ecstatic. Here's the story and the card. Check it!

Jan 30, 2012

Worst. NBA. Free Throw. Ever. [VIDEO]

Charlotte Bobcats center DeSagana Diop has always been an embarrassment to basketball, but over the weekend he raised (or lowered) the bar by becoming an embarrassment to humanity. That's because Diop missed a free throw so badly we're pretty sure he doesn't deserve to set foot on a basketball court ever again. If you like train wrecks, you should love this. Here's the video of Diop's futile attempt at trying. Check it!

Jan 27, 2012

Cam Newton Will Wear The Ugliest Shoes At The Pro Bowl [Photo]

Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton has the goods... and we mean that in a totally non-sexual way. He has the goods on the field. He can play. And play he will, in his first Pro Bowl in his first season. Granted, he was a replacement for Eli Manning, but he's already taken a step to differentiate himself from anyone else by wearing a pair of orange and yellow papier-mâché shoes. Guess the first thing about being unstoppable is thinking you can't be stopped. Check it!

Jan 27, 2012

Kim Kardashian Trying To Get In Tim Tebow’s Pants

Guess who has a crush on Baby Jesus. That's right Kim Kardashian is in love with Teboner. So what do you think the virgin had to say the failed porn star? Not a hell of a lot, as you might expect. She saw ratings for her TV show. He saw... hmmmm... probably bullshit. So, it was a match not made in heaven, as it were. We're sure Timmy will find the right woman eventually and we're sure Kim will probably get cancelled eventually. Godspeed. JUMP!

Jan 25, 2012

Capitals’ Matt Hendricks Sliced Ear Might Make You Puke [PHOTOS]

If you like grizzly injuries, then we've got a treat for you! Washington Capitals forward Matt Hendricks suffered one of the most disgusting ear injuries we've ever seen after catching a bouncing Alex Ovechkin shot in the side of his head. The shot split Hendricks' ear nearly in half. Of course, he just got some stitches and was back on the ice the next day. Here's the story and the disgusting photo. Check it!

Jan 24, 2012

Extreme Super Bowl XLVI Ticket Prices: $617k For Suite!

As you'd expect, Super Bowl tickets are pretty expensive, despite a matchup no one not on the east coast gives two craps about. The average price to see the New York Giants play the New England Patriots is upwards of $4,000 on tickets that have a face value of $800 to $1,200. Oh, and if you want a suite, well... you better have money to burn. Suites are going for more than $500,000. We've got all the idiotic numbers for you here. Check it.

Jan 23, 2012

Terrell Suggs Calls Skip Bayless A Douchebag [Video]

If people didn't know it before -- and let's face it, they should -- they know it now. ESPN personality Skip Bayless is a douchebag. Baltimore Ravens linebacker Terrell Suggs told America just that, live on ESPN's First Take today. While Bayless was doing his usual loud-talking, I'm-never-wrong act and needling Suggs about his team's loss to the New England Patriots, Suggs told Bayless not to be a douchebag. Here's the video.

Jan 23, 2012

50 Cent Wins $500,000 On Giants, Brags On Twitter [Photos]

Rapper and Queens native 50 Cent is rolling in it today. And by it, we mean $500,000. No he didn't make a new sub-par rap album (at least that we're aware of) or star in another crappy movie where he pretty much plays himself. No, 50 threw down a wager on the New York Giants in the NFC Championship game and came out on the winning end. Of course, he did the logical, classy thing by bragging about it on Twitter afterward. Check it!

Jan 23, 2012

Bubba Watson Bought The General Lee [Photos]

Golfer Bubba Watson, probably the most eccentric player on the PGA Tour, just got a little more so. Watson purchased Lee 1, the original General Lee, at the Barrett-Jackson auto auction over the weekend. He's now rolling around California in it. Watson picked up the fully-restored police-cruiser-jumping '69 Dodge Charger for what were essentially peanuts. Not a bad weekend for Bubba Watson.

Jan 20, 2012

Ken Morrow’s Miracle On Ice Jersey: $11,000 And Rising

You want a piece of sports history? Well, it's going to cost you... big time. Defenseman Ken Morrow's Miracle On Ice jersey is up for auction and guess what. The price is rising pretty quickly. The auction started at $5,000, but the price was already past $11,000 Friday afternoon. Oh, and there's 20-odd days left for bidding. We're gonna guess this one goes for somewhere north of $20,000. Take a look for yourself and throw down a bid!