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Mar 13, 2012

Snoop Dogg Goes From Pimpin’ To Owning Lingerie Football Team

What's my motherf@*&!n' name? Snoop Doggy Dogg. Actually, now it's just Snoop Dogg and Snoop-a-Loop has himself a new football squad of scantily-clad chicks called the Los Angeles Rideretts. Snoop is the owns the Rideretts, who will begin play in the Lady's Arena Football League this year. We're pretty sure this is going be a huge success. We really can't wait. Can you tell just how excited we are? JUMP!

Mar 12, 2012

Kevin Durant Selling Seattle House Since He Doesn’t Need It; $2.8MM! [PHOTOS]

Oklahoma City's own Kevin Durant is giving Seattle the old heave ho. At least, he's giving his old Seattle pad he heave-ho. So, his franchise got up and moved from one of the coolest cities in the west to one of the, uh.... Waffle House-havingest cities in the west. Durant held onto his Seattle pad even after his franchise bolted, but hell, it's time to unload. KD's old pad, which we're pretty sure Bigfoot p*ssed on, is on the market for $2.8 million. Here's a look.

Mar 9, 2012

Who Knew Philip Rivers Was A Right-Wing Nutjob?

If you're following the race for the Republican presidential nomination, then we've got big news for you. San Diego Chargers quarterback and country bumpkin Philip Rivers has endorsed conservative Rick Santorum. Its seems like Santorum's warm embrace of Christian values is right up Phil's alley. The endorsement also confirmed something we were long suspicious of -- Rivers is out of his mind. JUMP!

Mar 9, 2012

Soccer Player Breaks Up With Model Mariana Diarco; She’s “Too Sexy” [PHOTOS]

We thought it was a prerequisite for world-class soccer players to have model girlfriends. Well, Atalanta winger Ezequiel Schelotto just thumbed his nose at the rules. He broke up with his model girlfriend, Mariana Diarco, but get a load of the reason why. His family deemed her "too sexy." Apparently, they were just tired of seeing her naked body everywhere. Well, they can go to hell. We like her naked body.JUMP!

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Mar 8, 2012

Texas Basketball Fans Chant U.S.A. After Beating Hispanic School

USA! USA! USA! If you really want to stick it to someone who's Hispanic or, we presume, some other nationality, you should just break out the USA chant. Why? Well, all the kids are doing it. It's hip. It's cool. It's the thing to do! Actually, we're just kidding. It's probably not the thing to do. In fact, it's probably totally idiotic. Some kids in San Antonio did it anyway after their predominantly-white high school beat a predominantly-Hispanic high school in hoops. Now they're in real trouble.

The Rock Drops $3.4 MM On NFLer Vernon Carey’s Miami Home [PHOTOS]

The Rock has a new place to call home in Miami. He picked up the former home of Miami Dolphins tackle Vernon Carey for a cool $3.45 million. Not bad for a six-bedroom, six-bath joint with a resort-style pool and a home theater room with a ticket booth. That's right people! A ticket booth! You gotta have that ticket booth in your pad, yo! Here's a look inside The Rock's new digs, if you smell what we're cookin'. JUMP!

Mar 8, 2012

Check Out Adidas’ New Cowboy Boots [Photos]

Adidas needed to generate some buzz, so what did they do? They went and hired designer Jeremy Scott to do a line for them. What did he come up with? A pair of Adidas cowboy boots and some running pants that have fringes on them. We're not even making this stuff up. Practical? No way in hell. Awesome? That depends if you have taste. We do and we think these things are hideous. Take a look for yourself!

Mar 8, 2012

Peyton Manning Getting Off Private Plane In Miami [PHOTO]

Peyton Manning got released by the Indianapolis Colts today, in case you haven't heard. After his farewell press conference, Manning jumped on a private jet and went down to... Miami. Guess who needs a quarterback. Guess who is expected to make a run at Manning. The Miami Dolphins, that's who. While there's meeting scheduled between the Dolphins and Manning, it must be nice to have Peyton already in town if you're Miami's GM. Here's the evidence and the story. JUMP

Mar 7, 2012

Mar 6, 2012

Sorry, Losers: Cubs Win World Series On MLB ’12 The Show [VIDEO]

Cubs win! Cubs win! Cubs win! Well, you won't be hearing that for a while unless you check out the new commercial for MLB 12 The Show. They actually have the gall to depict the Chicago Cubs winning the World Series, something most of us know will never happen. We've got the video right here, which will either pull at your heart strings or make you laugh heartily. Guess which category we fall into. JUMP

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Mar 5, 2012

Tim Tebow To Be The Next Bachelor?

Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow has been approached about doing 'The Bachelor.' The bad news is he appears to actually be considering it. The show and his people are in talks, according to host Chris Harrison. This makes us wince for more than one reason. We're sure the ladies' panties are getting moist by the thought though and hell, that's what makes good television. Here's the rundown, included the Florida Gators connection. JUMP!

Mar 5, 2012

Spelling FAIL: UNC Government Taunting Duke Via Twitter Is Disaster

So what if they can't spell at the University of North Carolina? They're ACC champs, dammit! Here's a lesson in taunting, courtesy of the North Carolina and Duke student governments. Rule No. 1 when chiding an opponent via Twitter is to know how to spell. Unfortunately, some people who go to UNC failed to observe this rule. Someone from Duke was, of course, happy to help them understand. Here's the rundown. JUMP!

Mar 2, 2012

The Downfall Continues: Lamar Shipped To D-League

Is the downfall of Dallas Mavericks forward Lamar Odom complete? We're not entirely sure, but last year's NBA Sixth Man of the Year just got shipped off to the D-League. Lamar will be spending some time with the Texas Legends, who, decidedly, are not composed of Legends. The Mavs made the move so Lamar could get into mental and physical shape. Ouch! We trace Odom's downfall back to its roots. You probably won't be surprised what we find.

Mar 2, 2012

Tiki Barber Marrying Traci Lynn Johnson; Not Yet Divorced! [PHOTOS]

Former New York Giants running back Tiki Barber is going to get married to whatever trollop he pleases, thank you very much. Actually, he's going to get married to the intern he cheated on his pregnant wife with, Traci Lynn Johnson. Johnson will be having her bridal shower this weekend. One problem. Tiki isn't even divorced yet. Somebody has to get paid before Tiki can run off and marry some chick half his age. Check it!

Mar 1, 2012

Carlos Beltran’s Selling House With Horrible Theater; $5.8MM [PHOTOS]

St. Louis Cardinals outfielder Carlos Beltran is dumping his Long Island estate and probably also thanking his lucky stars he doesn't play for the New York Mets anymore. The home can be yours for a mere $5.8 million, but beware, it's not for movie buffs. Sure, there's a home theater room in Beltran's pad, but it looks like it doubles as a closet. Of course, this place was obviously built around the gym anyway. Oh, and there's a karaoke bar! Sold! JUMP!

Mar 1, 2012

ESPN Headline Writing School: Hines Ward + Asian = Happy Endings

They just can't find anyone who's culturally-sensitive to write headlines over at ESPN, can they? After tripping all over themselves when someone used the term "chink" in a headline about Asian-American New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin, they went and did it again. This time, the victim was former Pittsburgh Steelers receiver Hines Ward, who's half Korean. Here's what they tried to slide by us this time. Check it!

Feb 29, 2012

ECHL Coach Loses Mind; Throws Water Bottles, Sticks At Ref [VIDEO]

Most coaches just slink away to the locker room, maybe hurl a few choice epithets at the ref when they get ejected from a game. Not Toledo Walleyes coach Nick Vitucci. No, Vitucci throws shit, or at least he did when he got ejected from an ECHL game against Wheeling last week. After getting tossed, Vitucci threw several water bottles and even a stick at the ref before leaving. Well done, Nick. Well done. JUMP!

Feb 29, 2012

Tim Tebow Dating Taylor Swift? Oooooooh, We Hope Soooooo!

It may be the NFL offseason, but that doesn't mean the Tim Tebow news will stop. It will never stop because he's our Savior! And just what is the Savior up to now? Well, he's having dinner with country singer Taylor Swift and guess what? They might be dating! Ooooooh! Here's a rundown of what you've missed so far and we handicap whether this relationship has any chance of working out. Check it!

Feb 28, 2012

Clippers’ DeAndre Jordan Is NBA’s Greatest Photobomber [PHOTOS]

While the Lakers are bitching about one thing or another, the Los Angeles Clippers are having a good time and leading the Pacific Division. Yeah, we still don't believe it either, but maybe it's because they're a bunch of stupid kids who don't understand the significance of the Clippers leading anything. Take center DeAndre Jordan, who likes to take photos of his teammates sleeping. Creepy, but also funny. Here are some of the best. JUMP!

Feb 28, 2012

Joakim Noah In St. Bart’s Swimming With His Busty Girlfriend [PHOTOS]

Chicago Bulls forward Joakim Noah just had a birthday. He went to St. Bart's to celebrate. Neither of these things are important, though. What is important is who he celebrated with. We don't know her name, but the ugliest dude in the NBA was actually spotted with a fairly hot lass. We can only attribute how this happened to the fact that he's rich. There's really no other explanation. Here's a look. Won't you please tell us more? JUMP!

Feb 27, 2012

LaRon Landry’s Teammate Adam Carriker Pulls A Landry With Wife’s Shirt [PHOTO]

We're sure you remember Washington Redskins' safety LaRon Landry's impossibly jacked photo from last week. Well, teammate Adam Carriker had a little fun with it. Carriker threw on his wife's shirt and flexed in front of the camera just like Landry. Obviously, this dude has too much time on his hands. Here's the result and his interaction with Landry. All we have to say is, "Why to go, brahs!" Check it!

Feb 27, 2012

Professional Bowler Pete Weber: Biggest D*ck Move In Bowling History? [VIDEO]

Bowler Pete Weber still has a little magic left in the tank. The biggest dick in the PBA pulled out a strike on his last roll to win the U.S. Open on Sunday. Then he celebrated like only Pete Weber can -- by yelling a bunch of crap. No part of his rant was more bizarre than what he yelled at the crowd, though. Here's video of Weber's post-win celebration proving once and for all, Pete Weber is still a dick. Check it!

Feb 24, 2012

Hate Punks? You’ll Love Lamar Coach Pat Knight’s Press Conference [VIDEO]

And you thought Bobby Knight was retired from coaching. Oh, wait. He is. That was his son Pat, the coach of Lamar, ripping off a legendary post-game rant that would make his father proud. After Lamar dropped a game to Stephen F. Austin the other night, the younger Knight ripped into his seniors, saying, among other things, they were stealing money by being on scholarship. College basketball is more fun with a Knight in it, that's for sure. Check it!

Feb 24, 2012

Jeremy Lin’s New Condo Has Marble Bathrooms, Couches! [PHOTOS]

New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin isn't sleeping on his brother couch anymore. Hooray! No, Lin is movin' on up, as it were, although not to the east side. Lin is subletting a condo in White Plains from former Knick David Lee, who was banished to Golden State in 2010. Lee's loss, Lin's gain we suppose. Here's a look inside Jeremy Lin's new babe layer, where we'll be sure to observe the rule -- if this baby's rockin', don't come knockin'. Check it!

Feb 23, 2012

The Internet’s First Jeremy Lin Tattoo [PHOTOS]

New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin already has a legion of fans, but probably none of them are as dumb as this dude. That's right. We've found the first idiot to get a Lin tattoo. It was only a matter of time, right? The best thing we can say about the ink is at least dude didn't get Lin's face tattooed on his body somewhere. Thankfully, it's just the guy's number. Still, we doubt this will help him with the ladies. You be the judge. Check it!

Feb 23, 2012

Typical Woman Driver: Danica Patrick Crashes In Today’s Gatorade Duel At Daytona [Video]

It's a wonder there are so few women who've started a race at Daytona. Actually, no it isn't. The only bigger anomaly would be an Asian woman starting a race anywhere. In true woman driver form, Danica Patrick crashed on the last lap of her first Sprint Cup race today at Daytona. We, of course, were really surprised. Here's the story of how hit went down and the video of the jolt she took when she hit the wall. Check it!

Feb 22, 2012

Rangers’ Derek Holland Drives Dune Buggy To Spring Training [PHOTO]

Texas Rangers pitcher Derek Holland continues to claim the mantle as the weirdest dude in baseball. We're not sure if he still has the pederast mustache, but he's now driving something that will probably kill him before spring training is over -- a dune buggy. He doesn't just drive it off road, though. He also drives it to spring training, which is pretty much a totally Derek Holland thing to do. Check it!

Feb 22, 2012

Want: The Don Zimmer Teddy Bear

Get ready to be terrified. The the jowly Don Zimmer bear is a reality. We're serious. The Tampa Bay Rays will be giving away a promotional item to fans in June known as the Zim Bear. It's half teddy bear, half Don Zimmer and all creepy as hell. Here's a look at the Zim Bear and one alternative fan promotion involving Zimmer that we just know would bring the fans to the park and not scare children. Check it!

Feb 21, 2012

Eric Davis Could Actually Make Profit By Selling His House; Asking $2MM [PHOTOS]

Former major leaguer and injury risk Eric Davis is dumping his Los Angeles home, presumably because he's spending most of his time in Cincinnati. The two-time All Star, who made his name with the Reds, now works in the team's front office, so he probably has no need for this pad anymore. It can be all yours for a little over $2 million and it comes with a basketball court. Or at least half of one. Check it!

Feb 21, 2012

Martell Webster Needs Three To Win, Settles For Dunk & Loss! [VIDEO]

It was nearly a storybook finish... until stupidity took over. Down by three with four seconds left, Minnesota Timberwolves guard Martell Webster steals the inbounds pass, races down court and... goes directly in for an awesome dunk! Timberwolves lose. We've got the video, which showcases not only the stupidity of the play, but also the reactions that followed. Let's just say, we weren't the only ones dumbfounded. Check it!

Feb 20, 2012

Half Of MMA Fighter’s Ear Chopped Off Via This Elbow Shot [VIDEO]

Tonight we take you to the world of regional MMA, which isn't much different than regular MMA, except body parts are coming off people's bodies. Kenneth Crowder delivered an elbow so vicious it ripped his opponent, Shane Tyner's ear right off. Seriously. You can see it laying right there on the mat. David Cronenberg couldn't have scripted it much better. Here's the video. Don't watch it while eating. JUMP!

Feb 20, 2012

Ricky Rubio Will Be Carrying This Justin Bieber Backpack [PHOTO]

Minnesota Timberwolves guard Ricky Rubio has game, but that doesn't mean he gets a pass from rookie hazing. No, the Spaniard gets the same treatment as all first-year players. Thanks to veteran center Brad Miller, Rubio will be sporting a Justin Bieber backpack off the court for the remainder of the season. It's a sweet little number too... if you're a 10-year-old girl. We fully endorse Miller's choice. Check it!

Feb 17, 2012

NASCAR Rednecks Reject General Lee Pace Car Idea Over Confederate Flag [PHOTOS]

NASCAR just did a big favor to all their African American fans. They decided to ax the idea of golfer Bubba Watson driving his Dukes of Hazzard General Lee around the Phoenix International Raceway before a Sprint Cup race because it has the Confederate flag on top of it. What's that you say? NASCAR is a sport for stupid rednecks that a black person wouldn't go within a mile of? Oh, you're probably right, which makes all of this pretty hilarious. Check it!

Feb 16, 2012

2012 Randy Moss Prop Bets In Case You’re A Degenerate

Randy Moss is making a return to the NFL after sitting on his ass at home for a season. We have to wonder if there will be a market for Moss, who's 35, although we imagine some team will take a flyer on him at some point. The great thing is you can already put a wager on which team that will be. Bodog has put together two Randy Moss prop bets. We've got all the odds right here, along with our expert betting advice. Or something.... Check it!

Feb 16, 2012

Dumb Sorority Broad Wants Date With ‘Jerry Linn’ [VIDEO]

Would this qualify as "Linnsanity?" New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin has become a media darling and his face is all over the place, but one Florida State sorority girl apparently doesn't have a TV or know how to use the Internet. While we presume she wanted to ask Lin to her formal, she instead asks "Jerry Linn," who she thinks plays for the New York Giants and is black. She loves black guys. We're sure daddy loves that. Here's the video.

Feb 15, 2012

Floyd Mayweather Won $43,000 On Miami Heat Last Night [PHOTO]

How does the best pound-for-pound fighter in the world bide his time while he's waiting around for Manny Pacquiao to stop dodging him? He throws down large sums of cash on trivial sporting events, of course. Floyd Mayweather also wins, just like he does in the ring. He cleared more than $43,000 on a first-half wager on the Miami Heat last night. That's some pretty sweet action. We've got all the details right here. Check it!

Feb 15, 2012

Sorry, Matt The Screencapper: This Brittish Broad Weighs 560 Pounds – Is Married!

It's kind of like you don't want to click on this, but at the same time you do. We know you can't not do it. Where else can you see Britain's fattest woman? Nowhere! Well, maybe somewhere, but that's not the point. Brenda is one sexy beast, all 560 pounds of her! Sure, she spends most of her time in bed or eating and she hasn't been out of her home in four years, but those are trivial details. Get the flower out! Check it!