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Aug 9, 2011

Wayne Rooney Hairplugs Updated On FIFA ’12 [Photo]

EA Sports usually makes their games pretty authentic, but we didn't know how spot on they really cared to be. Until now. EA has updated FIFA 12 with a new Wayne Rooney. They've ditched the balding one and replaced him with a Rooney with a full head of hair. Those plugs are paying off in more ways than one. JUMP!

Aug 8, 2011

Bigger Joke: Shaq’s Jorts Or His Girlfriend’s Height? [Photos]

Shaquille O'Neal has a new girlfriend, Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander, who clocks in at 5-foot-1. We're not saying Shaq's girlfriend needs to be the size of Lisa Leslie but this is a tad ridiculous. Ahh, but Hoopz height isn't nearly as ridiculous as those Jorts Shaq is rocking. Where exactly does one go to buy a pair of Jorts to fit a 7-footer? And there are even more questions about the girlfriend. JUMP!

Aug 8, 2011

Alicia Got Naked For Oklahoma Elks Lodge Charity Golf Tournament? [Photos]

A naked woman at an Elks Lodge charity golf event in Woodward, OK over the weekend has folks fired up. Rumors is she was paid big $ to strip. This probably won't end good, but at least you can see what all the fuss is about. Of course there are photos of 'Alicia' completely naked. Of course men are snapping pics instead of helping 'Alicia' get dressed. Of course 'Alicia' has implants. Of course this is how Oklahoma gets onto Busted Coverage in the summer. JUMP!

Aug 5, 2011

Seattle Seahawks Have Training Camp DJ! [Video]

Look, if your team is going to get its ass handed to them for 16 weeks this NFL season, at least make training camp fun, right? That's exactly what Pete Carroll has done by allowing a DJ spin some tunes. We know the guy has played The Clash, M.I.A. and Jimi Hendrix. The dude responsible for the tunes goes by DJ DV One. Get your requests in! JUMP!

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Aug 5, 2011

Ohio U. Bookstore Rips Jim Tressel Winner’s Manual; JT Bracelets Banned [Photos]

Fallen hero Jim Tressel might have the support of his former players but now the mockery of Sweater Vest has spread to other Ohio campuses, specifically Ohio University. And there's more from the Tressel front. Players hoping to wear JT bracelets for their fallen warrior/father figure have been told that the plastic tributes won't be necessary. NO BRACELETS! Play football, morons. JUMP!

Rory McIlroy Says Tiger Woods Can’t Golf

Golfer Rory McIlroy — all 22 years of him — doesn’t think much of Tiger Woods’ game these days. Woods...

Aug 4, 2011

Chivas USA’s Michael Lahoud Is The New Old Spice Guy [Video]

You know you love Isaiah Mustafa's Old Spice commercials. Chivas USA's Michael Lahoud has a nearly spot-on impression of Mustafa in this promo for his team. It's so good it will make you want to buy tickets to a Chivas USA game. Check it after the JUMP!

Aug 4, 2011

Chad Henne’s Feelings Are Hurt!

The people in Miami want Denver Broncos quarterback Kyle Orton, so much so that they've begun chanting "We want Orton!" Apparently, the Phins current signal caller, Chad Henne, has had his delicate ego bruised because of it. Whoops! JUMP!

Aug 4, 2011

Aug 3, 2011

Braylon Edwards Might Go To Jail Before He Gets A Contract

Free agent receiver Braylon Edwards isn't doing much to raise his stock among NFL teams. All signs point to Edwards being involved in the nightclub fight he was reportedly on the periphery of, this week. The WR says tweets on this Twitter account about fighting were the work of a hacker. But now it looks like this idiot just might have been in a fight. Another jail landing a Michigan receiver?<b? JUMP!

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Aug 3, 2011

Busted Coverage Editorial: Tony La Russa’s Vagina Hurts!

Busted Coverage Assignment Editor Monty McMahon is a lifelong Milwaukee Brewers fan. He's lived through years of Tony LaRussa being a huge crybaby. Tony's antics in last night's heated Cardinals-Brew Crew game sent Monty over the edge. If you are a Cards fan, get ready to hate our editor. If you hate Tony LaRussa, get ready to be in tears. And if you cheer for the Brewers, here is your new hero. Monty unleashes - JUMP!

Aug 3, 2011

NFL Free Agent Tracker: Porkiest, Broke, Oldest & Gayest Names To Sign!

It's likely Adam Schefter hasn't been laid in weeks. It's likely John Clayton hasn't washed his rat tail in weeks. Meanwhile, Jay Glazer checks his phone here and there between throwing forearm bombs into MMA punk faces. The NFL free agent frenzy has been intense. It's time to recap some of the moves you might have heard of & some obscure free agents who deserve credit. Who is the fattest free agent to get a deal? JUMP!

Aug 2, 2011

New Winnepeg Jets’ Logo Tattoo On Woman’s Leg [Photos]

They love their hockey in Winnipeg, so it's a good thing they finally have a team again. When a local tattoo artist offered to burn the Jets new logo on the first person that replied, he didn't have much trouble finding someone. Hell, she doesn't even like hockey. She just thinks it's swell being Canadian. Crazy Canuckers! JUMP!

Aug 1, 2011

The Kobe Bryant Leg Tattoo [Photos]

Hey, all the douchebags are doing it! Get a leg tattoo of your favorite ballers face and you'll be the coolest douchebag on your block! But hurry, Kobe Bryant and LeBron James have already been taken, so act fast before all the awesome players are gone. If you are willing to get Briant Cardinal tatted on your leg, email us and let us pay for it. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Aug 1, 2011

The 15 Weirdest Wayne Gretzky Items For Sale [Photos]

Remember when you dreamed of owning a photo of a shirtless, nearly-naked Wayne Gretzky posing suggestively on the Edmonton Oilers' ice as a young lad, his milky complexion and creamy thighs beckoning you to him? Well dream no more! You can now own this sexually-stimulating piece of photography! JUMP!

Jul 29, 2011

Kevin Love Enjoyed LeBron, Wade Losing In NBA Finals [Cuervo Girls!]

Kevin Love may play for one of the worst teams in the NBA (Minnesota Timberwolves), but he's still a hell of a player. So, when he says something, people listen. Love, who's doing duty as a beach volleyball player during the lockout, didn't pull any punches when he was asked this week about the Miami Heat. Sounds like someone might be a little drunk on the Cuervo tequila he's pimping. The quotes - JUMP!

Jul 28, 2011

Jake Locker Training Camp Job: Learn QB Position & Errand Boy [Photo]

The Tennessee Titans surprised a lot of people when they drafted Jake Locker, but it appears they had a plan for him all along. Locker is performing errands during training camp for the Titans organization before he settles into his regular job of holding a clipboard while Matt Hasselbeck quarterbacks the team. Guess JUMP!

Jul 28, 2011

Penthouse Pet Aimee Sweet Roots For Yankees, Patriots & Celtics! [Photos]

There are strict requirements for any person interviewed on BC. The individual must be capable of telling a sports-related story and actually have favorite sports teams. Today we catch up with Penthouse Pet Aimee Sweet, a New England native who has interesting rooting interests. She's a Celtics, Patriots and Bruins fan. And a Yankees fan. Seriously. It's like one of the most taboo choices a Boston fan could possibly make. Her reasoning & a party story with Lonnie Paxton - JUMP!

Jul 27, 2011

Bubba Watson Planks An Elephant & Carlos Boozer Planks Encore Vegas [Photos]

Planking is all the rage among athletes these days, which is probably because most of them -- especially those in the NBA -- have too much time on their hands. It's even caught on in the typically stuffy world of golf, where Bubba Watson has taken the fad to Denmark. This, and other great moments in athlete planking for your enjoyment. JUMP!

Jul 27, 2011

Santonio Holmes Celebrates Contract By Pounding Bottle Of Cristal [Photo]

How would you celebrate if you just got a contract that will pay you $10 million a year with $24 million in guaranteed money? Well, if you're New York Jets receiver Santonio Holmes, you'd pause your video game, get up and pound a bottle of Cristal. Hell, we'd have done the same thing. Boss move we totally approve! Now, get camps open ASAP. JUMP!

Jul 26, 2011

Andrew Luck Now Sporting Beard, Amish Afro [Photos]

Stanford quarterback Andrew Luck has a lot of things going for him -- frontrunner for the Heisman, a bright future in the NFL. However, good personal hygiene is not among them. Luck showed up at Pac 12 media day looking more like Grizzly Adams than the last great Stanford quarterback, John Elway. At least the Amish will have a Heisman contender to cheer for this Fall. Photos! JUMP!

Jul 26, 2011

Tiger Woods’ $55,000,000 Florida House Is Move-In Ready [Photos]

Hide your strippers, wives, girlfriends, etc. if you live in Jupiter, Florida. Tiger Woods is just about set to move into his completely remodeled home. Guess what? It's nicer than your place. It includes a four-hole course, putting facility, tennis court, two pools and a dock for El Tigre's yacht. No word on how many stripper poles. All we know from the outside is that the place is kinda nice. Take a look for yourself. JUMP!

Jul 25, 2011

Alexander Ovechkin Does His Best Lady Gaga Impression [Photo]

Alexander Ovechkin continues to travel the world this summer as part of his off-season training regimen. He was in the U.S. Then Canada. Then Russia. Now comes news this weekend that he was hanging in the Russian state of Dagestan at some random soccer match that turned into a fashion show. Somehow Ovechkin ended up wearing a strange scarf and black coat. The locals thought it was a riot. We kinda smiled. JUMP!

Jul 25, 2011

Falcons’ WR Julio Jones Buys 2011 Porsche Panamera [Photos]

Look, Alabama, we aren't out to get Julio Jones. To those of you freaking out over the earlier story about his 15-18 different suits, just relax. We totally figure his family sprung for the new threads on a weekly basis. It's all good. No hard feelings. Now we move on to this guy's brand new 2011 Porsche Panamera. Um, those wheels sell for between $75k and $135k. Looks like someone didn't listen to Herm Edwards. JUMP!

Jul 22, 2011

31 Craziest Sports Special Game Jerseys – Ever [Photos]

In honor of the St. Louis Cardinals AAA affiliate Memphis Redbirds' Organ Donor Night uniforms, we've dug up 30 of the dumbest, ugliest, stupidest, craziest, what-the-hell-is-going-on-there uniforms we could find. Nothing says minor league sports like forcing a .250 hitter into wearing a Harry Potter uni. Have a jersey that needs to be added to this list? Email us: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Jul 22, 2011

The Paul Pierce El Camino Is A Piece Of Art

People do stupid things to cars to celebrate their favorite athletes or teams while most of us just attach the car flag to the window on game day. Today we get a look at the Paul Pierce El Camino that screams load of mulch in the afternoon and chick machine after dark. Ladies, don't resist the urge. You know riding in this will be the highlight of your single life. Jump in and let this El Camino show you a good time. JUMP!

Jul 21, 2011

The NFL Lockout Is OVER! Wait…That’s Just A Verizon Commercial Shoot [Photos]

While the NFL and players continue to dick around with their labor agreement, we found some photos of actual NFL players in uniform from today. Are they getting ready to play some ball? Of course not! They're just shooting a commercial for Verizon, but it's your very first look at J.J. Watt in a Texans jersey and Mark Sanchez ready to go 6-for-23. JUMP!

Jul 21, 2011

British Heptathlete Jessica Ennis Abs Get Waxed [21Photos]

The British always get their knickers in a bunch when they have an athlete who's remotely capable of winning an Olympic medal. Usually the athlete turns out to be completely overrated. However, they might be on to something with heptathlete Jessica Ennis. She's not only a world champion, but she's gorgeous. And now she's been turned into a wax figure, abs and all! Take a look. JUMP!

Jul 20, 2011

Twins Manager Ron Gardenhire Loves Japanese Women’s Soccer [Photo]

Minnesota Twins manager Ron Gardenhire probably isn't a fan of Japanese women's soccer, but he played the part today, wearing a t-shirt that says "I [heart] Japan Women's Soccer after losing a bet to Tsuyoshi Nishioka. Gardy promptly swore off ever making dumb bets with foreign players, unless it was for money, beer or a walleye sandwich from Target Field. More - JUMP!

Jul 19, 2011

Vikings Punter Chris Kluwe Calls Peyton Manning A Douchebag

Minnesota Vikings punter -- that's right, punter -- Chris Kluwe is naming names... or naming douchebags, anyway. If a new collective bargaining agreement isn't finished stat, he's going to meet you on the playground after school, Peyton Manning. Kluwe, known for his ambitious tweets, doesn't pull any punches with his latest piece of work. The Tweets...JUMP!

Jul 18, 2011

Caroline Wozniacki Dating Rory McIlroy, Looks Good In Bikini [Photos]

Golfer Rory McIlroy and tennis superstar Caroline Wozniacki are sports newest super couple. McIlroy has officially announced his split from former girlfriend Holly Sweeney and was spotted with his lips on Wozniacki, but the important thing here is what Wozniacki looks like in a bikini. The next Tiger Woods and the world's #1 women's tennis player - doesn't get any bigger than this. JUMP!

Jul 18, 2011

Packers Sam Shields Super Bowl Ring Tattoo Is Quite Large [Photo]

Green Bay Packers cornerback Sam Shields is letting everybody know who won Super Bowl XLV by tattooing a giant pic of his ring right where everyone can see it. Should give receivers something to think about this season. The year of giant tats that some of these guys will eventually regret later in life rolls along with this beauty. JUMP!

Jul 16, 2011

Kenny Powers Is CEO Of K-Swiss: Uncensored Version [Video]

To take a word from the Kenny Powers dictionary, the Kenny Powers K-Swiss ads give me a boner. Here's comedian Danny McBride completely uncensored taking over as K-Swiss CEO in his best ad spot yet. We saved this for the weekend so you could turn this up at home and scare the #@%^ out of your dog. Enjoy. JUMP!

Jul 15, 2011

Jay Cutler Drinkin’, Readin’ & Tannin’ At Raleigh Hotel With Cavallari [Photos]

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is not a smart man. Here's more proof -- he sports the same facial expression no matter what he's doing. Is it confusion, stupidity, indifference? Who knows. At least he has a hot girlfriend in a bikini to distract us from it. Seriously, the guy can't even sit at the Raleigh in Miami and drink booze without making a stupid face. At least Eli has an excuse. JUMP!

Jul 15, 2011

Elin Nordegren’s New Boyfriend: Opportunist Or Just Playing Out Of His League?

Elin Nordegren, Tiger Woods' ex, has a new boyfriend. He's Jamie Dingman. He's rich, he's not terribly good looking and he's an opportunist, but he's the exact opposite of Tiger (except for the rich part). His new woman has an estimated $100 million fortune and she's ready to find some rebound meat. Looks like Jaime's timing couldn't be any better. Gold digger! JUMP!

Jul 14, 2011

LeBron James Playing Basketball In Cleveland While Heat Trashed At ESPYs [Video]

A year after using ESPN for "The Decision" LeBron James spurned their awards show, the ESPYs, to return to the scene of the crime and play yesterday in a summer-league basketball game in Cleveland. It's probably a good thing though, since he was made fun of at the EPSYs most of the night. Watch Bron Bron's team get dunked on and The King miss yet another summer league jumper. Video...JUMP-JUMP!

Jul 13, 2011

Steelers’ James Harrison Men’s Journal Interview: I Was Misquoted!

Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker James Harrison sat down for an interview recently with Men's Journal and also posed for the lead photo with two handguns. Dude went nuclear on Roger Goodell, teammates, other NFLers and society. But there is a perfectly good reason for all of this. "I was misquoted," says Harrison. Uh, huh. The Steelers LB took a grenade for his boys in the NFL and now it's time for some backtracking! Details - JUMP!