Anything worse than being pressured into going to a stupid parade with the GF/wife/lesbian lover and sitting there without any poon to peruse? The chick clowns are always old hags who plays Bozo's wife on weekends and fire candy at your face. The National Cherry Blossom Festival this year changed parades forever, in our minds, via the inclusion of the Washington Wizards and Redskins cheerleaders. It was pretty much a huge butt-off between the ladies. JUMP!
Why do we want the Atlanta Hawks to prolong their home season as long as possible, even though they're down 3-1 against the Celtics in the NBA playoffs? Simple answer: Crystal Hopkins. She's one of the team's dancers & BC Cheerleader Stalker Asher put the pieces together on this 23-year-old who also has dreams of being a country singer. Did we mention the great rack and her dancing ability? God, please let the Celtics fold and the Hawks advance. JUMP!
TEEEEEEEEBOOOOOOOOW! Of course these days it takes a batsh*t crazy Tebowing to even get me excite. Just some chick Tebowing on green grass doesn't move me. Enter University of Cincinnati cheerleader Tessa and her Tebowing stunt. Of course she's risking her life, possibly a broken neck to pull off this maneuver. You want on BC for your Tebowing? It's going to take Tebowing while parachuting. Somebody step up. JUMP!
What job does BC Cheerleader Stalker Editor, Asher, take very seriously? NCAA cheerleaders. The guy is a walking treasure chest of knowledge when it comes to college cheerleaders. Not just the big school cheerleaders. Not just the BCS. He prides himself on a variety of knowledge. That said, we unleashed him to introduce you guys to the football cheerleaders for the 2012 season. For some reason he jumped into this project with the Louisiana Tech cheerleading unit. JUMP!
Andrew Luck might have the least social game of a #1 overall draft pick since Eli Manning was picked by the Chargers and later traded to the Giants. Sure, Luck has all the tools on the field. "Makes the reads," as Todd McShay likes to remind us. Blah, blah, blah. Anyway, enough of the analysis crap, let's get down to business with the cheerleaders who'll be shakin' it for Goofy. Want to rattle Goofy? Throw a bikini chick in his face. JUMP!
Apr 26, 2012
What exactly do they feed women in the SEC that makes them turn into either an NBA dancer or a boutique owner in a Dallas galleria? And they're all blonde. It's as if the Gods figured that women in the south would be good at three things: Shakin' it for NBA fans, selling fat women clothes they shouldn't be wearing and being hot trophy wives. It's an amazing world God has created. Take Mavs dancer Meghan. She's already an all star at two of the three. JUMP!
Apr 24, 2012
The Orlando Magic are a complete mess heading into the playoffs so the logical move from us to ease the pain for fans is to dig into the lovely dance team and pick out a favorite. Asher went digging and came up with former Florida State cheerleader Jessica. She's part Italian/Irish/German, which seems to be the perfect combination to creating the hottest NBA dancers. JUMP!
Apr 20, 2012
Ahh, that time of year when we unleash Asher on NBA dancer Facebook and Twitter accounts. The guy is under strict orders to start building a database of the hottest cheerleaders who'll be shaking it during the playoffs. Drunk photos will result in a pay raise. Drunk photos with Mark Cuban will result in a $25 bonus. Drunk photos with Shaq & Darius Miles makin' it rain on said cheerleader is worth $100. No drunk photos today. Just Heat dancer Sophie who is from Singapore. JUMP!
Remember those Oklahoma State dancers/cheerleaders in bikinis on the ski slopes that tore apart the Internet a couple months ago? Yeah, well we hired the guy responsible for discovering those photos and Asher is back with more classics from OSU dancer Mia. Yes, she has some Asian blood in her. Yes, there are also beach bikini shots to peruse. Who knew the craziest cheerleaders outside of Eugene would be in Stillwater. Guns up! JUMP!
The Arena Football League is in full swing and that means we infiltrate the cheerleader locker rooms to get a look at what's shakin' it for teams such as the Jacksonville Sharks. Exhibit #1 is Randi. She has the obvious requirements of your typical AFL cheerleader: great rack, party hair, insane bikini collection and a name like 'Randi.' We're trying to figure out why the Jaguars haven't signed her to a one-year contract. Typical Jags move. Let the hot ones get away. JUMP!
The Kentucky Wildcats won their 8th NCAA Basketball title a couple weeks, and I figured there was no better way...
This is the last dispatch from the Cheerleaders of the Final Four series and it just happens that the Ohio State dancer seems to be conservative. But we figured after showing you the Louisville, KU & Kentucky chicks partying and raising hell at their respective campuses, BC would tone it down for OSU. The school is all business this weekend. It needs this national title bad. This is the final gasp before fans come to grips with a football bowl band. Conservative Caitlin - JUMP!
What do we know about Lindsey? She's about to have her cheerleader routine analyzed by 75,000 fans at the Final Four. And on TV. And on the Internet. Saturday's 6:09 p.m. EST tip is just the biggest game in Kentucky basketball history. Sure, it's not for a national championship, but most people feel that if Kentucky gets through this game, the title is theirs. Bragging rights and a title in Lexington would pretty much be the ultimate insult to Louisville. JUMP!
You just know Louisville fans, players, cheerleaders, media, etc. are playing with house money this weekend in New Orleans. Shouldn't be here. Outplayed by Florida. About to get drilled by the hated Kentucky Wildcats. Let's just say Thursday and Friday on Bourbon Street should be a drunk-fest for those UL faithful. Back on the big stage and bringing those hot cheerleaders/dancers to town. Business trip my ass. The Redbirds are going to put on a partying show. JUMP!
While the mainstream media dorks are focused on the great coaching names at this year's Final Four, we're just thankful that four mainstream teams are heading to the Big Easy. Why? It makes finding hot cheerleaders from the school's much easier. You have any idea how hard it is to locate hot Butler cheerleaders? Impossible. What about George Mason? Are you kidding? God bless, Kansas. They're bringing Brooke and those legs to town for to face Ohio State. JUMP!
Of course Asher went out and found a Syracuse cheerleader to ogle during tonight's 7 p.m. game against Ohio State. Her name is Siena and she has the usual photo gallery that you guys like. Dirty schoolgirl Halloween costume, standing over a passed out bro, etc. In other words, she'll keep you company during the CBS timeouts. For those of you planning to gamble on the game, you should note that the Buckeyes are -3. More of Siena - JUMP!
Here's the thing when BC tries to find hot Xavier cheerleaders to get you guys excited for tonight's Sweet 16 game against Baylor - it's nearly impossible. Again, this is Xavier, a private school where chicks don't usually end up for cheerleading. Asher did his best and came up with Ashlee. She seems to be cool enough. Rockin' body, party attitude and hoping for some face time on CBS this evening. JUMP!
Did you guys remember the Sweet 16 gets started in a couple hours? Yeah, nearly forgot, too. The night gets rolling with Wisconsin-Syracuse and Louisville-Michigan State, followed by Cincinnati-Ohio State and Florida-Marquette late. Ohio State seems to have the edge on the inside against the Bearcats, but we'll guarantee you won't see a cheerleader like Ashley on the Bucks sideline. This war goes to UC. JUMP!
We're headed to the Pacific Northwest to check in on the Portland Trail Blazers' Dancers. Specifically Amanda, a gorgeous blonde with a big smile! An outdoorsy kinda girl that loves to fish, bike and hike, Amanda also knows a thing or two about wearing tight ass dresses that show off all of her best parts. She's also persistent. It took this firecracker five attempts before she made the Trailblazers dance team. JUMP!
Of course Thursday is a holiday for 85% of American men who could care less about college basketball for 10.5 months out of a year. Of course you wouldn't sit at a bar and watch Syracuse vs. UNC-Asheville in December. Of course Ohio State vs. Loyola-Md. looks like a blowout on paper. But we're all watching. Intently. Is there anything better than gambling, college basketball and cheerleaders on a Thursday afternoon? No, there isn't. JUMP!
The one area where Michael Jordan has been solid in his GM duties for the Charlotte Bobcats has been in the dancer department. What, he's not in charge of hiring dancers? Um, he should be claiming responsibility because the basketball team he puts on the court is horrid - 5-32. The only good news at a Bobcats game? You get to see Lindsay shake it during timeouts. Otherwise, this basketball outpost is a giant waste of time. JUMP!
Yesterday we met the mini cheerleading dynamo that is South Carolina's Taryn. After a little more digging, BC Spirit Editor Asher is back with another round of this 5-footer with insane abs and even more bikini photos. Yes, we're trying to keep you SEC guys entertained. We know that boring SEC basketball tournament is of little interest. That said, here's one more shot of Taryn to enjoy this afternoon while listening to Finebaum. JUMP!
Of course BC knows you SEC freaks - besides Kentucky fan - is at home twiddling your thumbs not sure what to do in March before the big spring game. That means we need to entertain the rest of you until football returns in April. So we've told BC Spirit Editor Asher to get his ass in gear and find us the hottest of the hottest SEC cheerleaders. He visited Columbia, South Carolina and discovered Taryn, a tiny 5-foot firecracker. JUMP!
We hired new BC Spirit Editor Asher away from his old gig at College Cheer Heaven because the guy is a genius when it comes to discovering untapped cheerleading talent at non-BCS schools. Take today, for example. The guy noses around the University of Louisiana-Lafayette until he finds this Parris chick. She's just cheering in obscurity and - BOOM - all of a sudden she's a star. Wait until you see her in a bikini - JUMP!
Got a message from BC's new hire, Asher, this afternoon about UFC Ring Girls. "Hey, did you see the new Japanese chick at UFC 144?" Um, no, but tell us more. Supposedly this was a guest appearance by Azusa Nishigaki, but something tells us she'll be making many more appearances on the UFC circuit thanks to her bikini abilities and the growing number of fans in Japan that are getting tired of Arianny Celeste. Can't blame them. JUMP!
BC Spirit Editor Asher sent word today that he was investigating a cheerleader he'd been hearing about at Arkansas State. Not that she'd done anything wrong. It was just that his sources were telling him that there were come wild chicks in the Sun Belt Conference. This is exactly why we hired Asher. He's not just reposting USC Song Girls pics. He's giving the mid-major cheerleaders a chance to shine on the Internet. JUMP!
In case you didn't hear the news yesterday, we went out and hired Asher from College Cheerleader Heaven to be our new Spirit Editor. HIs job is simple: Keep you guys updated on the hot chicks in cheerleading. Knowing that this weekend will be the final Mizzou-Kansas conference basketball game, Asher thought he'd break down this war with one final Big 12 basketball cheerleader showdown.
Hell yes we're proud to announce that BC has hired the college cheerleader legend, Asher, from everyone's favorite underground site - College Cheerleader Heaven. This might not be a major announcement to the likes of SB Nation or Bleacher Report because they're busy throwing investor money at high-profile bloggers. Meanwhile, BC will just be here giving you guys what you want instead of 1500 word posts you'll never read. Up first: the Miami Redhawks Dance Team! JUMP!