Jay Cutler is enjoying his retirement and post-divorce life by turning to true crime. The former NFL quarterback has turned in his helmet for a detective hat to hunt down a chicken serial killer.
Something out in the wild is killing Jay’s beloved chickens and he wants to get down to the bottom of it.
Cutler has been documenting his investigation on Instagram after setting up cameras on his property and he is showing the kind of commitment to being a detective that we never saw from him in the film room.
Regardless, we are happy because Jay is giving us exactly the kind of content we need during the coronavirus pandemic.
Here is what we have so far.
Jay Cutler is now using his Instagram Stories, and this has the makings of an epic true crime series…🐔
(🎥: Jay Cutler on IG) pic.twitter.com/bEqzRL1Ho9
— Bears Talk (@NBCSBears) June 24, 2020
Near the end of the video, Jay’s cat comes onto the screen and the former Vandy star comes to the realization that his beloved feline may be the culprit. Could one of Jay’s loves really be responsible for hunting his flock of chickens as an inside job?
The chicken has been cleared.
“To the cat: while I’m not sorry you were accused of these vicious acts, I will be the bigger person and admit I was wrong,” Cutler wrote. “You are not the suspect we are looking for. Take it as a compliment for your savage ways of life. Carry on Cat.”
But while it is good news that the chicken has been cleared in the investigation, the serial killer remains on the loose and we need Jay to lock down the culprit.