It’s a pretty slow time of year over on Instagram with the whole self-quarantining thing going on. It has Insta models like Olivia Culpo trying to figure out how to pass the time. It just happens that she has Panthers running back Christian McCaffrey to stop over for a quiet Saturday avoiding the corona. Imagine for a minute how devastating this is for the IG models. They can’t go out and create content. They can’t fly. They can’t do much of anything but quarantine.
And it’s not like McCaffrey has anything going on this time of year. I’m not even sure if he can get a pump in with how the gyms are corona magnets. What the hell are these two going to do over the next two months while corona ravages the world? You can only quarantine and chill so much before that gets boring. They can’t even get an exotic vacation in with how air travel has gone to hell.
All you can do is lay around and pray to God you don’t get the corona and have to do a legit quarantine. At least under current orders you can get out for a car ride or hit up Taco Bell for some Doritos Locos. If that quarantine hits, you’re really fucced. Bad for business. People will think you’re damaged goods.