NSFWBDs Analyze Red Vines vs. Twizzlers

LeBron eating Twizzlers on the Lakers bench / via Twitter

You just never know what’s going to get the attention of the NSFWBDs. Take last night late against the Pelicans when Bron came to the bench and grabbed a Twizzler to chomp on during a break in the action. Now normally this would just fade off into the night, but it’s 2020 and every little detail in life is analyzed to the extreme so of course a Red Vines vs. Twizzlers debate broke out and it caused the NSFWBDs to react.

Let’s keep it in perspective that this game started at 10:30 ET, I believe. This normally means that the game ends near 1 a.m. ET. What happened this morning when I woke up and fired up social? I see Rovell going hard as a motherf*cker on Red Vines vs. Twizzlers data. This maniac was unloading all the facts he’d compiled in his head. It was quite a scene.

As for me, I was busy taking my morning dump and trying to figure out what would go into Morning Screencaps. Not Rovell. The guy was balls deep in full blown licorice data. Meanwhile, the NSFWBDs were more focused on which one they prefer Red Vines or Twizzlers. The guys couldn’t come to a consensus. You’ll see things are all over the place on this one.

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