You just never know what’s going to get the attention of the NSFWBDs. Take last night late against the Pelicans when Bron came to the bench and grabbed a Twizzler to chomp on during a break in the action. Now normally this would just fade off into the night, but it’s 2020 and every little detail in life is analyzed to the extreme so of course a Red Vines vs. Twizzlers debate broke out and it caused the NSFWBDs to react.
Let’s keep it in perspective that this game started at 10:30 ET, I believe. This normally means that the game ends near 1 a.m. ET. What happened this morning when I woke up and fired up social? I see Rovell going hard as a motherf*cker on Red Vines vs. Twizzlers data. This maniac was unloading all the facts he’d compiled in his head. It was quite a scene.
As of 10 am ET, LeBron has garnered $2.6 million so far for Red Vines in equivalent advertising from TV, Radio, Newsprint/Digital and Social Media, according to @ApexMarketing. https://t.co/Pya2XpQKeE
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) February 26, 2020
As for me, I was busy taking my morning dump and trying to figure out what would go into Morning Screencaps. Not Rovell. The guy was balls deep in full blown licorice data. Meanwhile, the NSFWBDs were more focused on which one they prefer Red Vines or Twizzlers. The guys couldn’t come to a consensus. You’ll see things are all over the place on this one.
Fuck is #RedVines Niggas eat #Twizzlers
— Fat St.Patrick (@KingFat35) February 26, 2020
Ma nigga dropped 40pts and he went to the bench and started eating twizzlers 😭 Goat shit 😂
— D🏀 (@danielj_235) February 26, 2020
i might be one of the only niggas on earth that fucks wit twizzlers
— FONTANA* (@tanavzn) February 26, 2020
I never used to like Twizzlers but I fuck with them ode now
— 4-40 (@officialjayr__) February 26, 2020
Niggas who eat twizzlers are terrorist and deserve to be under the jail pic.twitter.com/lZRkm9vNsJ
— A Black woman’s whore (@imdirtydan14) February 26, 2020
Bron eating Twizzlers on the bench 🍭 pic.twitter.com/mERLG1CgHP
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) February 26, 2020
Ay idc what nobody say I fucks with twizzlers
— Rodney Jay🚀☯️♐ (@_blkshikamaru) February 26, 2020
Nigha Beat our ass then went on the sideline and ate some twizzlers! You funky bitch
— Big Bazzy (@ShabazPlaytime) February 26, 2020
my niga on the bench eating twizzlers nigga this shit cake
— winky (@demontre___) February 26, 2020
Twizzlers nigga not “red vines” https://t.co/MeDlwDGaj3
— #BROKEN DMASSIE (@dmassie412) February 26, 2020
Bron‘s team mad as shit he gave red vines free promo 😂😂😂😂
— #Unpredictable (@__Sharif__) February 26, 2020
So we just gonna act like Black people don’t call “Red Vines” damn Red Vines because Shaq and D Wade said that dumb ass shit. I don’t know anybody that’s calls Red Vines Twizzlers
— ✳️Spartan Lion🦁 (@SpartanHeart83) February 26, 2020