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https://twitter.com/jadelizroper/status/1213988873287585793?s=20
What a world. Former Bachelor contestant Jade Roper Tolbert won the Draft Kings million-dollar contest on Sunday. As a degenerate gambler, this type of story is absolutely infuriating. According to my girlfriend, I spend way too much time watching MAC football, AAC basketball, and various sporting events with no consequence due to my “gambling addiction.” Since it is apparently “ruining my life” it would be nice if things went my way once in a while and I could win a million dollars. Instead (I hope this isn’t sexist) some chick from the Bachelor wins it instead. Again, I really hope this isn’t sexist, but I’m gonna go out on a limb and say I watch more football than Jade. But… that’s the way the world works I guess. Some people just have it all. Jade Roper got famous on the Bachelor, went on Bachelor in Paradise, got married to someone from the show, had a shit ton of kids, did a slutty Playboy shoot, and now wins a million dollars because she overruled her husband and started DK Metcalf. Good for Jade I guess… but the world really isn’t fair.
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