NFL Network reporter Jane Slater got in on the Peloton drama that has dominated the week by telling her own workout story, but this story was how an ex-boyfriend got her a Fitbit for Christmas, they synched up (not familiar with the Fitbit, but I assume you see your workout partner’s activity levels) and things were fine until his physical output was going nuts at 4 a.m. — and it wasn’t activity with her if you know what I mean.
Jane went on to say she wouldn’t out the guy, but those in the know around Dallas will know which low down dirty dog did Jane like that. Jane added that the ex-BF was also an autograph hunter. Guys, there has to be a rule here — if you’re dating a woman as hot as Jane, the autograph days have to go away. You have to grow up, act like you can sling insurance or cars or whatever it takes to keep a woman of Jane’s caliber to not think you’re a complete loser. The cheating while wearing a Fitbit is one thing, but give up the autograph hunting. It’s a bad look.
An Ex Boyfriend once got me a Fitbit for Christmas. I loved it. We synched up, motivated each other… didn’t hate it until he was unaccounted for at 4am and his physical activity levels were spiking on the app 🥴wish the story wasn’t real. https://t.co/npRkLJYYz0
— Jane Slater (@SlaterNFL) December 5, 2019
Perhaps the biggest red flag fam was he wore a backpack to college games that contained a sharpie container for autographs. The writing was on his collegiate signed fanboy jerseys 😂 TU all 4 making me laugh on this thread the relationship wasn’t one I struggled to move on from https://t.co/esPU8GJl3g
— Jane Slater (@SlaterNFL) December 5, 2019
Jane added this gem further down the original thread to show that she’s had some pretty horrible relationships. She did not clarify whether the drunk boyfriend told the side chick to hit the road or if Jane slept in another room. Good times!
I also had a guy get drunk and bring another girl home forgetting I was spending the night there. We were set to go to church the next morning and I stayed in to get sleep. I could write a book.
— Jane Slater (@SlaterNFL) December 5, 2019
I’ve heard Jerry Jones say a lot of wild things over the years but the wildest part about tonight was that I truly believe he thinks he has a roster and a coach capable of doing the improbable, something he’s been able to do in his own career. My face tonight in that scrum. pic.twitter.com/Y0nexx3wIA
— Jane Slater (@SlaterNFL) November 29, 2019
