Sammy Sosa’s Looking Whiter Than Ever

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As one of the Internet’s expert’s on White Sammy Sosa, I have to say over all these years I’ve been tracking White Sammy Sosa, I can’t remember a time when he’s been whiter than what he’s looking like these days. I haven’t been keeping tabs on him like the old days when Instagram was super easy to search and I could literally put in ‘Sammy Sosa’ and get results. Now I have to use hashtag searches and it’s a pain in the ass, but every now and then we get a glimpse into what’s going on with the now 51-year-old Slammin’.

He celebrated his 51st in November and there’s been a couple photos pop up over that time and it shows me that Slammy is looking whiter than I’ve ever seen. WHITE. Now I know there are times when Sammy will pose for a photo and the flash will wash out his face and then the tabloids will act like Sammy is bleaching and he’ll start trending for a couple hours.

The good news is that Sammy appears to still be tearing up the Miami scene. There was a time I was worried about him. It was like five years ago and he had a toddler about the same age as my kid and Sammy’s wife would post photos of him pushing a stroller. It just wasn’t the Sammy brand I’d come to love. Now all I see are photos of him at the clubs and at house parties. One of his birthday parties looked off the hook.

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