About 12 hours ago I was blogging about how Brooks Koepka and Jena Sims are in the Maldives on vacation with Paulina Gretzky and Dustin Johnson, meaning there’s no more bad blood over the Ryder Cup thing that supposedly went down. You don’t go to the Maldives with a couple you’re beefin’ with. It’s just too far out in the middle of the Indian Ocean to make that decision.
You go to the Maldives to let it fly. You go to the Maldives to feel like you’re at the end of the world where Brooks Koepka can pump out a buns-off thong photo with girlfriend Jena Sims. This isn’t the first time the World’s #2 and Sims have had a little fun on vacation. They tend to pump out content galore when they go on these trips. I seem to remember a trip last summer before the British Open where these two got wild in the tropics.
As for Paulina and Dustin, they’re not pumping out anything like this buns-off. They’re now the boring parents of two who go on these trips to work on their marriage, to get sleep, blah, blah, blah. Not Sims and Brooks. They’re LIT AF on these trips and I have to wonder if it isn’t a drag to have the boring married couple along for the ride.