What happens when you’re at the FedEx Forum in Memphis for a Memphis vs. Tennessee basketball game and you don’t want to miss any action, but you can’t make it to the restroom while a big ol deuce is boiling up? In the case of Memphis Tigers fan Royce Lodholz, you take a dump behind a concession stand and then tell cops that you have to do what you have to do.
From WREG:
A security guard was making her way from a stairwell and saw the man, later identified as 46-year-old Royce Thomos Lodholz, squatting behind a concession stand. She went over to Lodholz and found that he had his pants off his body, exposing himself to several people walking nearby, and was defecating on the floor.
The security guard called for her partner, who saw the same thing.
Lodholz told police officers that people in the restrooms were taking too long to clear out, so “he had to do what he had to do,” according to a police affidavit.
Royce went to jail and the Vols won 102-92. All around not a good day for Memphis fans.
