VIDEO: Brewers Chief Operating Officer Promotes ‘Penis-Themed’ Night

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This upcoming weekend seems like a good time to visit Miller Park. The Brewers are playing competitive baseball as they try to crash the postseason for the first time since 2011, and as an added incentive, the team is giving away a bunch of free stuff. Double-XL shirts, bobbleheads, free ice cream for the kiddos — it’s going to be LIT.

In an effort to move tickets for these games, Fox Sports Wisconsin had Chief Executive Officer Rick Schlesinger on hand to discuss the promotions. As you can see below, ol’ Rick started hot before crashing hard while discussing the “Peanuts-Themed” night scheduled for Saturday.

Excuse me

— ɴɪᴄᴋ ᴋɪʀʙy (@Nicholaspkirby) August 21, 2018

Kudos to Rick. He could have gone completely off the rails here but he caught the flub and made the necessary adjustment. That’s why he’s been serving the team for 16 damn years.

It has been confirmed that the Brewers will not be giving out penises:

— ɴɪᴄᴋ ᴋɪʀʙy (@Nicholaspkirby) August 21, 2018