Bill Walton Crushes Some Tai Chi In China, Apologizes “On Behalf Of The Human Race” For UCLA Players Stealing


College basketball returned last night with a couple of games on ESPN – one played in Germany on an Air Force base and one played in China. You may have heard some news this week from one of the team’s out there in the far east.

But I’m not here to talk about the games. The only reason college basketball even remotely matters in November is because we are blessed with the return of Bill Walton. From April-November he essentially disappears off the grid to do God knows what, but I can guess there’s marijuana involved. Then November rolls around and he’s back in our lives giving us nonstop entertainment for shitty late-night Pac-12 games.

So Bill has been in China this week, which you know has been a total adventure, and yesterday threw on his tie-dye and crushed some Tai Chi with the locals.

Then he made sure to apologize for the UCLA players’ actions

“On behalf of the human race”.

So good to have Walton back.

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