Bartolo Colon Shagging Flyballs is Everything

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With all the retirement rumors circulating around Bartolo Colon, it only makes sense that we drop Big Sexy posts whenever we can before he calls it quits. Yes. The guy told the Star Tribune that he wants to pitch until 45 for his mom, but that 8 ERA speaks for itself — dude probably shouldn’t be starting MLB games at this point.

Maybe put him in a swingman relief role? Or perhaps go CRAZY with the Bartolo novelty and let him have a cameo in the outfield. It may sound ridiculous, but the big sexy cat can flash the leather out there:

The big fella caught a few. pic.twitter.com/ep6zyvaHxd

— Michael Casagrande (@ByCasagrande) July 26, 2017

In-game Bartolo destroys this wall no doubt:

Bartolo Colon hustling for the fly ball. So close. pic.twitter.com/PjzX8DiAnJ

— Michael Casagrande (@ByCasagrande) July 26, 2017

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