Hue Jackson literally needs booze to help him decide on one of the shitty Browns QB's pic.twitter.com/G1x9oEnqpB
— Dan (@AtIantaDan) June 15, 2017
Yep, that sounds about right. The Browns are heading into yet another Training Camp with a gaggle of depressing quarterbacks. It’s like clockwork at this point. We’re talking like 20 years straight of a summer Browns QB competition, and it’s always ended with about 2-3 names added to that infamous jersey by December.
Hue Jackson knows what he’s working with. He’s searched for that magical game tape that apparently shows Brock Osweiler playing well in Houston. He heard Deshone Kizer say he was Tom Brady and Cam Newton combined. And he saw Cody Kessler be about as mediocre as you can be last season. He knows he needs about 4-5 Mai Tai’s just to get a little liquid confidence and make this shitty decision. Don’t blame him one bit.
God, I feel bad for Browns fans.
#Browns Hue Jackson on when he'll decide QB rotation for training camp: "hopefully after my 5th mai tai"
— Mary Kay Cabot (@MaryKayCabot) June 14, 2017
Soon those Mai Tai’s will be straight whiskey