You know how Jay Cutler starts a fire? The safe way…with what looks like an $80 BBQ firestarter. No, not with matches and a jug of gasoline like you morons. Jay does it the 2017 way.
Jay seems to be all about playing it safe these days. Retired when he could’ve found a team who would’ve let him wear the headphones and risk a preseason concussion or take a Fox Sports job and coast into retirement? Seems like an easy choice.
Now he has time to make fires on concrete for his kids.
— Charles Moore (@KingCharles1989) May 5, 2017