Why I hate Mother’s Day on Instagram
Because my timeline is clogged up with pics of IG models and their moms. WHO CARES! Get this garbage off my timeline. I want pics of you at the beach, pics of you eating a carrot — like the only meal you’ll have all month. I want posed kitchen pics where you act like you can cook. I want posed beach photos where it makes you look like you actually go into the ocean, but we all know you won’t go in because it’ll mess up your hair and you have like 500 more pics to take that day. I want more pics of you in the Caribbean swimming — up to your knees — with the swimming pigs that IG models are required to visit before getting called up to the big leagues.
Why does today’s screencaps suck? Because of Mother’s Day. Hopefully things are back to normal tomorrow morning.
Numbers from :
52 homers across MLB Sunday, the most this season and tied for the 2nd-most in a day in the last 10 seasons.
— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) May 15, 2017
Stuff You Guys Sent In & Stuff I Like:
An early fan boner tonight in Toledo #GoWalleye pic.twitter.com/JriF9ZjgI5
— Busted Coverage (@bustedcoverage) May 14, 2017
@bustedcoverage Troy putting in work getting ready for the gun show. pic.twitter.com/jwLyJrNXKg
— RunningBlind (@RunningBlind) May 14, 2017
@bustedcoverage his holiness, taking a walk in Rossford pic.twitter.com/mQklj2kcP4
— Bobby Salsa (@LargeInfant) May 13, 2017
Straight outta ’92 #Sup @barstoolsports @bustedcoverage pic.twitter.com/HG0kLYqEN8
— Andrew Burrell (@AWBurrell) May 12, 2017
@bustedcoverage can’t believe I just ran into Nick at the Sugar Land Skeeters baseball game pic.twitter.com/Lm0FIVs8OX
— Stephen Winters (@win_44) May 14, 2017
Lebron and Stef spotted at Cleveland zoo @bustedcoverage pic.twitter.com/3drLEFG2Yh
— MC (@OhioMike03) May 14, 2017
@bustedcoverage Kurt Rambis hitting the merch stand at the RHCP show tonight pic.twitter.com/nMtXApvWUf
— Robert Hackney (@BobbyHackney) May 15, 2017
Yoan Moncada taking a Sunday stroll through Meijer in Merrillville, Indiana @bustedcoverage pic.twitter.com/mxCw2xgg2u
— Bill Ociepka (@oc_sports) May 14, 2017
@bustedcoverage That bird stole my ball! pic.twitter.com/bDxO88qJFY
— Eric Marquardt (@Easydoesitdude) May 13, 2017
@ToledoWalleye @JordanStrack @bustedcoverage 6 mins to go in the second and still out! pic.twitter.com/oHqKL4Grn2
— Matt Murnen (@MattMurnen) May 13, 2017
Damn you Trump! @bustedcoverage pic.twitter.com/Y9ovgSyjNH
— Sam Z Comedy (@SamZComedy) May 12, 2017
