Meet Jessica Handler — Girlfriend of Top Giants Prospect Christian Arroyo

This may sound crazy considering their recent championship success, but San Francisco Giants fans are in desperate need of good news these days. Ace Madison Bumgarner is out for a while after wrecking his shoulder, while the team is dead last in the NL West with a 7-13 record — you know, #OddYear Giants stuff.

However, there was some positive energy at AT&T Park Monday as their top prospect Christian Arroyo made his debut against the Dodgers. He went 0-4, but has a glowing scouting report that should excite (via Minor League Ball):

1) Christian Arroyo, INF, Grade B+/B: Age 21, first round pick in 2013; hit .274/.316/.373 with 36 doubles, three homers, 29 walks, 72 strikeouts in 474 at-bats in Double-A; draws constant praise for swing mechanics, doubles power, and general heady play; hit .315/.348/.438 on the road last year, just .224/.278/.294 in difficult home park; long-term should be a .280ish hitter with doubles power; aggressive and could stand to draw more walks but he makes hard contact on pitches other hitters miss; arm and range fit better at third base than shortstop, has also played well in limited looks at second base; ETA 2018.

Bad news for Bay Area jersey chasers: Christian is already taken by Jessica Handler. She attended the University of South Florida and was a member of the cheerleading team.

[Christian Arroyo- IG]