Oh man. This Mets beer vendor probably thought it was going to be a chill Tuesday night at Citi Field. Sell some booze to diehards devoting three hours to watch a back-end duel between Zach Eflin and Zack Wheeler, then go home to Netflix, maybe smoke some tree.
Great hypothetical plan until things took a turn for the worse with Tommy Joseph, owner of 69 career minor league dongs, scorching a foul ball right into the family jewels:
Mets Beer Guy gets rocked in the nuts with a foul ball pic.twitter.com/tT2DMLupiC
— Alex B. (@KnicksCentral) April 19, 2017