Poor Mets Beer Guy Takes a Foul Ball to the Nuts

Oh man. This Mets beer vendor probably thought it was going to be a chill Tuesday night at Citi Field. Sell some booze to diehards devoting three hours to watch a back-end duel between Zach Eflin and Zack Wheeler, then go home to Netflix, maybe smoke some tree.
Great hypothetical plan until things took a turn for the worse with Tommy Joseph, owner of 69 career minor league dongs, scorching a foul ball right into the family jewels:

Total pro, though. Safely placed his case of beer down before taking a breather.

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