T-Shirts Of The Indy 500


What did I learn from my first trip inside the belly of the beast that is the Indy 500? Creative shirts. It’s a must. You’re not full Indy until you wear something that ends up on Indy. The more ridiculous, the better.
And you need multiple shirts for the multiple days you’ll be at Indy. You’ll need a Carb Day shirt, which is a drunken free-for-all that goes down on Friday. There were like 50k people watching Journey in the infield. It’s a huge day. So that’s one Indy 500 shirt.
Then there’s the Indy race day shirt. They’re everywhere. You can’t walk 20 feet without seeing a shirt so completely outrageous, which for some of you PCers, it might be a drag. For someone like me who lives for this stuff, it’s a national holiday. I need these ridiculous shirts in my life. It’s good for the soul. It makes me feel alive to see the pregnant lady working on a Coke. See below.


Most of you know I was at Talladega earlier this year for the big spring race that’s know to be out of control. The t-shirt scene at Dega is impressive, but it’s not even close to the Indy level. This battle isn’t even fair to the NASCAR scene.
Indy is still the champ and I don’t see that changing any time soon.

One jersey because it’s completely ridiculous to wear a hockey jersey when it’s like 100 degrees out on race day.

Granny Oil Wrestles At Indy 500
Granny Oil Wrestles At Indy 500