Scumbag Bulls Fan Wanted for Houston Robbery Spree


Pro tip: If you’re going to go on a bank robbery run, you probably shouldn’t rock the same damn hat each time. Unless, of course, you want the FBI’s Violent Crime Task Force and Crime Stoppers to be on your ass like the scumbag Chicago Bulls fan above.

The guy apparently robbed two banks (and attempted a third) from Dec. 9-10 in the Houston area by handing threatening notes to the tellers.

The FBI’s description of the robber:

The bank robber was described as a black male in his early 20s, about 5’7” tall, and weighing between 140 and 150 pounds. He wore a gray Chicago Bulls cap, black hoodie, and sunglasses with gold rims to both banks on December 9, and a black hoodie and sunglasses with gold rims to the bank on December 10.

They also released a series of photographs of the guy in action:



Stay vigilant, Houston — Crime Stoppers of Houston is offering a $5,000 cash reward for information leading to an arrest.

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