Are you 30+? So is Adrian Peterson. Unlike you and I, he understands that you can’t sit around in April when you’re 30. You have to get your ass off the couch and pound the pavement like you’re the starting running back for the Dallas Cowboys. He understands that he has to train like he’s in a Nike commercial. Shirtless. Sweat pouring off his chiseled frame, something that makes the straightest men stop in their tracks.
Uncle PR didn’t mind a sweaty Purple Jesus. Just two guys putting in some work.
Nah, I’m Good
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