Considering the Marlins’ sexy offseason additions of Dee Gordon, Mat Latos, and Mike Morse, Opening Week could’ve gone a whole better than 1-5. The good news is that no one other than Jeff Loria — who is just aching to blow up the team — really cares. Why? Because all of the fans who cared to show up were partying at the goddamn Clevelander!
That’s right, folks. Your favorite baseball nightclub is back with more body paint, shots, and giant Jenga. It really is the ultimate Miami baseball experience.
The Clevelander’s Facebook page dropped a gallery of the best photos from Opening Week, and let’s just say, the Marlins losing games is the least of anyone’s worries.