How Can Jameis Winston Still Be This Fat?



I’ve gone on record as saying I don’t have a problem with Jameis Winston not being ripped like Kaepernick or Cam Newton. I don’t have a problem with the guy not having the wheels that Marcus Mariota possesses because Tom Brady can’t run a lick and he has a pile of rings. However…I’m starting to get worried about the #1 overall pick in the draft.

Jameis Winston still has man cans after two months of training with QB guru George Whitfield Jr. in San Diego.

Jameis’ first day of training, according to George’s IG account, was January 21. The photo you see above of Jameis rocking the cans was posted today. Over two months later.

How is this even possible? It’s almost humanly impossible to not shed pounds and start to tighten up after two months of running around throwing footballs in the San Diego heat. Those of us with man cans know that temps in the 70s will cause a significant lather under the cans. You’re going to burn calories and shed pounds. Jameis is 21. His body should look shredded at this point if he’s training like what we’re led to believe from the Whitfield photos.

How is it possible on March 24 to still have cans and love handles?

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Red flag city.

Early January…I know, the rope makes it look like Jaboowins has a gut:



Look, the real problem here is that Jameis hasn’t toned at all in two months. What’s going to happen with the QB Guru moves on to some other hot prospect? Will Jameis balloon on a Tampa crab legs and butter diet? We can still measure him against that fat turd Roethlisberger. That guy doesn’t even try to lose pounds or tone up. I can’t seem to think of another guy in the NFL who rolled in without at least some sort of tone and have success.

Even Tommy figured out that you have to tone up a little bit to at least look something like an athlete.


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