Vince Wilfork Mocks Wife For Almost Falling in Water, Eats it Shortly After

Patriots defensive tackle Vince Wilfork registers at 6’2” and 325 pounds. Basically, unless you’re another giant NFL lineman, you won’t be bringing down the big man. But Vince met his match Monday afternoon while on vacation with his wife Bianca.

After teasing her for almost falling in the water, Vince met the power of karma—and the ocean—while heading back to shore:

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It doesn’t matter how massive you are, you don’t want to be messing around with freakin’ karma and the ocean at the same goddamn time. They’ll humble you hard with some bad juju, Super Bowl rings or not. Add in the fact that Vince was strolling back with some Baywatch swag walk, and it’s no surprise that he tumbled.

Sidenote: The ribs video is definitely still the king of Wilfork IG videos.