Lisa Ann Retires From Porn

Lisa Ann

Get out your unused tissues Internet fappers, one of the greats has called it a career.

Heralded adult film actress and Dallas Cowboys lover Lisa Ann, star of porn classics such as Obama Is Nailin’ Palin, Letterman’s Nailin’ Palin, Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin, Mandingo: Massacre and In the Butt 9, bid farewell to her fans in an emotional 10-page letter she posted on Facebook Monday morning.

Ann, who made waves in the sports world for banging Notre Dame wide receiver Justin Brent, stated there was no better way to share her thoughts with her fans than writing a letter:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That’s how you retire folks. Ann’s had one of the most illustrious porn careers ever, but you didn’t see her go all Derek Jeter and make it a memorial tour.

Until Ann takes over Sirius full-time, you can surf through our Lisa Ann gallery which features some throwback photos!

[Instagram- Lisa Ann]