You’re freezing your ass off. All you can keep thinking about is a beach, a drink and Kate Upton doing the “Dougie” in a bikini while you stir your fruity rum-soaked drink.
Unless your ass lives in Orlando or a city south of that, you’re freezing. Jim Cantore is busy telling you how your balls will freeze off in 10 minutes if you leave them exposed. Your beer is freezing at football games. The wind chill is 20-below.
There’s only one thing that will help you guys. Kate Upton bikini GIFs. It’s like chicken noodle soup for the soul.
Chin up boys, summer starts in 192 days.