Dwyane Wade Selling Boring Townhouse On Chicago River; $1.8 Million


Have $1.8 million sitting around and have been dying to by Dwyane Wade’s Chicago townhouse? Been dying to blow big dollars to live in Kinzie Park on the Chicago River? Wade’s place is all yours. You get 3,900 sq. ft. of overpriced townhouse, according to Crain’s Business.

According to his realtor:

Fabulous 3900+sf highly renovated riverfront townhome in kinzie park. Luxurious kitchen with custom cabinetry & ss appliances, wine cooler & wetbar. Fireplaces in living room & mbr. Custom master suite with mrbl flrs, steam shwr+soakng tub. Rooftop terrace with stunning views of river and city. 2 car attached garage. Fenced yard on river. Close proximity to east bank club & river north

Sounds like I’d spend most of my time at the bar.

Real Highlights of D. Wade’s Chicago Townhouse:

• 4 beds, 3.5 baths

• A view of a disgusting river

1 mile to Whole Foods

2 miles to VIP’s strip club

Asking: $1.8 million

Mortgage: Just the HOA dues are nearly $1,000 a month; can you pay that?