How Many Beers: Christie Brinkley



Christie Brinkley is an American treasure. If there was a Mount Rushmore for Sports Illustrated swimsuit models — and why isn’t there? — Brinkley would be on it.

These days, the 59 year-old Brinkley keeps busy marketing her own eyewear, the Total Gym and Hair2wear hair extensions. She’s also a crusader against elephant and rhino poaching.

When you are 59, you’ll be lucky to take regular dumps, much less be as active as Brinkley is right now.

Anyway, you know this game. Brinkley has been married four times and there isn’t a man alive between the ages of 45 and 65 that wouldn’t want to see her naked.

How many beers: Based on the swimming pool scene in “National Lampoon’s Vacation” alone, I’ll need just four pints of Firestone Walker Union Jack IPA or a case of Miller Lite.

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